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~AN/ Sorry for the delay. We've been lazy and uninterested in much of anything lately. Hope all 2 of you haven't abandoned us yet! If you have left us, does that mean we're talking to ourselves right now.
Ch. 14 End of this Crappy Story Part 2
We're gonna assume that the lake is between Hagrid's Hut and the castle, otherwise this won't work out. Percy, whose suspicious mind suspected Snape, headed off towards the castle to confront him. Just as he was passing the lake -
"Hey Weasley, I think you girlfriend is in the lake!" Snape sneered.
Percy whirled around to see Snape standing by the shore (as if Snape would actually ever come outside) and pointing to a moldy looking doll floating in the middle of the lake. Percy recognized it as the doll he used to try and lure Harry into the lake, but got Hagrid instead. Glaring at Snape, Percy began to slowly back away, when his back bumped into something as solid as a rock. Before he could turn around, he was being grabbed around the arms and thrown into the middle of the lake. Percy fell in with a big splash. Harry, who was still loitering around Hagrid's Hut, sensed Percy was in danger. Seamus Finnigan, who just happened to be an innocent bystander, was grabbed by Harry, who was running to the shore (imagine Harry running in slow motion with the Baywatch theme song playing in the background). He threw Seamus face first into the water, jumped on his back, and began to paddle out to Percy.
"Percy, whatever you do, remain calm. Help is on the way. Everyone's favorite hero, me of course, is coming to rescue you." Harry yelled as he continued to paddle out.
However, Percy could not remain calm as there were like 50 Grindylows circling him like a shark.
Harry reached him and began fighting off the throng of Grindylows.
"Back you demons, back I say! Release your hold on this man. Who wants a piece of Harry Potter?!" he yelled. He grabbed Percy and pulled him safely to shore, leaving Seamus behind as a decoy.
(You know, these people should feel lucky. They almost made it to the end of the year. Neville never even made it off the train, Ginny never even made to the train.)
Anyway, where were we? Harry was fighting the Grindylows, no wait, Seamus was fighting the Grindylows. And failing miserably.
"You know Percy, bad luck seems to follow you like the plague. But lucky for you, so do I." Harry was about to leave when -
"Potter, my class started 20 minutes ago. 100 points from Gryffindor for being late. Now get to class before I kill you. Might do it anyway. It's been a slow morning." Snape said after watching the whole scene with amusement. It took Harry 10 minutes to get from the lake to Snape's room. Snape somehow made it in 2.
"Well class, look who finally decided to join us." Snape said as Harry walked in.
"Oh thank God. It's my dear friend Harry Pothead. Where have you been? How many points did you lose for Gryffindor? I hope it was a lot." Draco sneered while grinning at Harry.
Just as Harry was taking his seat, Percy burst in.
"Snape! I demand that you leave me alone and stop trying to kill me! You're not getting my job!" Percy yelled banging his fist on Snape's desk.
"Weasley! How dare you interrupt my class! 200 points from Gryffindor." Snape barked knocking Percy's fist off his desk with the end of a shotgun.
"Ha! I knew it was you all along. It's always you behind everything. Like that time in first year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in second year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in third year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in fourth year, when you tried to kill me. (We realized yesterday that in nearly every book Harry, Ron, and usually Granger, suspect Snape of like, everything bad that happens. Potter's so damn prejudiced.) Hey, I used to have an owl just like that. Haven't really seen it around lately." Harry said while pointing to the stuffed Hedwig perched on Snape's desk.
~Then Suddenly~
Harry looked Snape directly in the eyes when he saw a big bag of bricks reflected in Snape's black eyes.
"Percy, no!" Harry ran to the back of the room, picked up Parvati Patil and threw her across the room to Percy, who was knocked out of the way, allowing Patil to take the hit full force in the head.
"Potter, 250 points from Gryffindor for saving Weasley's sorry ass." Snape sneered.
~AN/ wow. Gryffindor lost 550 points in one chapter. Legally, Snape probably could not take points from Percy, but who's gonna stand up to the man with the shotgun? He's shoot and still take off points. We realize we only got 2 people this chapter, but we're bored. You can expect the next chapter before Christmas, if you're lucky, maybe even Thanksgiving, but we make no promises. Now go review. We're beginning to develop inferiority complexes.
~AN/ Sorry for the delay. We've been lazy and uninterested in much of anything lately. Hope all 2 of you haven't abandoned us yet! If you have left us, does that mean we're talking to ourselves right now.
Ch. 14 End of this Crappy Story Part 2
We're gonna assume that the lake is between Hagrid's Hut and the castle, otherwise this won't work out. Percy, whose suspicious mind suspected Snape, headed off towards the castle to confront him. Just as he was passing the lake -
"Hey Weasley, I think you girlfriend is in the lake!" Snape sneered.
Percy whirled around to see Snape standing by the shore (as if Snape would actually ever come outside) and pointing to a moldy looking doll floating in the middle of the lake. Percy recognized it as the doll he used to try and lure Harry into the lake, but got Hagrid instead. Glaring at Snape, Percy began to slowly back away, when his back bumped into something as solid as a rock. Before he could turn around, he was being grabbed around the arms and thrown into the middle of the lake. Percy fell in with a big splash. Harry, who was still loitering around Hagrid's Hut, sensed Percy was in danger. Seamus Finnigan, who just happened to be an innocent bystander, was grabbed by Harry, who was running to the shore (imagine Harry running in slow motion with the Baywatch theme song playing in the background). He threw Seamus face first into the water, jumped on his back, and began to paddle out to Percy.
"Percy, whatever you do, remain calm. Help is on the way. Everyone's favorite hero, me of course, is coming to rescue you." Harry yelled as he continued to paddle out.
However, Percy could not remain calm as there were like 50 Grindylows circling him like a shark.
Harry reached him and began fighting off the throng of Grindylows.
"Back you demons, back I say! Release your hold on this man. Who wants a piece of Harry Potter?!" he yelled. He grabbed Percy and pulled him safely to shore, leaving Seamus behind as a decoy.
(You know, these people should feel lucky. They almost made it to the end of the year. Neville never even made it off the train, Ginny never even made to the train.)
Anyway, where were we? Harry was fighting the Grindylows, no wait, Seamus was fighting the Grindylows. And failing miserably.
"You know Percy, bad luck seems to follow you like the plague. But lucky for you, so do I." Harry was about to leave when -
"Potter, my class started 20 minutes ago. 100 points from Gryffindor for being late. Now get to class before I kill you. Might do it anyway. It's been a slow morning." Snape said after watching the whole scene with amusement. It took Harry 10 minutes to get from the lake to Snape's room. Snape somehow made it in 2.
"Well class, look who finally decided to join us." Snape said as Harry walked in.
"Oh thank God. It's my dear friend Harry Pothead. Where have you been? How many points did you lose for Gryffindor? I hope it was a lot." Draco sneered while grinning at Harry.
Just as Harry was taking his seat, Percy burst in.
"Snape! I demand that you leave me alone and stop trying to kill me! You're not getting my job!" Percy yelled banging his fist on Snape's desk.
"Weasley! How dare you interrupt my class! 200 points from Gryffindor." Snape barked knocking Percy's fist off his desk with the end of a shotgun.
"Ha! I knew it was you all along. It's always you behind everything. Like that time in first year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in second year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in third year, when you tried to kill me. Or that time in fourth year, when you tried to kill me. (We realized yesterday that in nearly every book Harry, Ron, and usually Granger, suspect Snape of like, everything bad that happens. Potter's so damn prejudiced.) Hey, I used to have an owl just like that. Haven't really seen it around lately." Harry said while pointing to the stuffed Hedwig perched on Snape's desk.
~Then Suddenly~
Harry looked Snape directly in the eyes when he saw a big bag of bricks reflected in Snape's black eyes.
"Percy, no!" Harry ran to the back of the room, picked up Parvati Patil and threw her across the room to Percy, who was knocked out of the way, allowing Patil to take the hit full force in the head.
"Potter, 250 points from Gryffindor for saving Weasley's sorry ass." Snape sneered.
~AN/ wow. Gryffindor lost 550 points in one chapter. Legally, Snape probably could not take points from Percy, but who's gonna stand up to the man with the shotgun? He's shoot and still take off points. We realize we only got 2 people this chapter, but we're bored. You can expect the next chapter before Christmas, if you're lucky, maybe even Thanksgiving, but we make no promises. Now go review. We're beginning to develop inferiority complexes.
