Disclaimer: I Don't own Malik..Nor do I own Sariah.she's YamiJupiter's character! XD AND I want to thank A.K.A Talenless she gave me a good idea *evil grin to Malik and Bakura*

Malik: o_O she has that "look"

Bakura: Usually she has the "hell hath no wrath" glare on

I wear hug-a-me jackets: -___- *smacks both*

Malik: OW!

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(SO! As the mabey never-ending story continues!)

Chibi Random Person: o.o you...you glomped me...

(er...so?)

Chibi Random Person: *heart eyes* I..I think I'm in love

(WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! GAH! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!)

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Joey: *blinks* Tea..I-I think I'm pregnant

Tea: um Joey you're a guy....

Joey: and either you or Tristan is the father

Tristan: *frolics through* I'MA FATHER! *trips*

Joey: TRISTAN! KOISHII! *glomps Tristan*

Tea: I can't be a father anyways...*sigh*

Tristan: Why not?

Tea: I'm already pregnant!

Joey: *surprised* YOU ARE?!

Tea: Haven't you noticed Yugi hasn't come in yet?

Yami: *popping out of no where* yes haven't you? *nods*

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Malik: *blinks* Wheres Aiyama?

Bakura: She left..signed a contract with Otogi to be his "True" Fan-girl

Malik: -___- what did he bribe her with?

Bakura: Ice-cream

Malik: ONTO PLAN B! *drags Bakura off*

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Mokuba: So Ryou's Yami is going to be your first woman...er..man..WHATEVER!

Malik: yes he's going to be my first lady...man...whatever! He looks like a girl anyways!

Bakura: Well You do to!

Malik: except for my un-feminine

Bakura: I have an un-feminine voice!

Malik: I know my

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Isis: *cough* You don't think I'm pregnant..do you?

Seto: You could be

Isis: *thwaps him* YOUR NOT HELPING!

Seto: so? I'm a selfish bastard!

Isis: O.O I think I liked you better when you were high on M&Ms

Seto: uh..how bout we just go back into the bed and *AHEM*

Isis: mmm okay!

Both: *jump back into the bed*

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Malik: *covering Bakura completely with "VOTE FOR MALIK!" buttons*

Bakura: OW! YOU STABBED ME WITH ONE!

Malik: oh stop being a pansy! HOLD STILL

Bakura: HOLD STILL?! You stabbing me with little pins!

Malik: wimp

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Rebecca: I am a democratic! *hugs her ripped up Teddy-chan* .. *blinks* OH NO! TEDDY-CHAN! WHO HAS HURT YOU

Aiyama: *comes in with one of Teddy-chan's arms*

Rebecca: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yami: ..Tea your pregnant...

Tea: I'm pregnant..

Yami: ...

Tea: YOU JERK! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT! *starts beating on Yami*

Yami: OW OW!! I'M SORRY! OW!!

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Malik: *sighs* so...

Bakura: ..

Malik: this is boring

Bakura: yep

Malik: .....

Bakura: ....*glomps Malik*

Malik: o_O okay okay! Uh wheres the hotel bedroom?

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I've gone insane..and made almost everyone horny o_O;;; I WANT to thank A.K.A. Talentless the person who came up with the "First Lady Man Whatever" Thing ^_^ THANK YOU!! NOW YOU MUST REEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA *trips* HAHAHAHAHA!! REVIEW!! PLEASE!! REVIEW!!! I beg you! Pwease? *chibi cute eyes* O.O

Chibi Random Person: I-I LOVE YOU!!

You've gone insane..

Chibi Random Person: but I love you!

o_O