Disclaimer: Well I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh OF COURSE. *sobs* I WILL OWN HIM ONE DAY!! *pops back out in a ninja suit*

Laura: ...*drools*

Malik: *waves a hand infront of her face* I...think she's drooling

Ryouga: No duh! Of course she's drooling!

Laura: Maybe it you kiss me Ryouga I'll be back to normal! *goes back to drooling*

Ryouga: Hey Maybe if I kiss her she'll be back to normal!

Yami Aiyama: She JUST said that.

Quicky author note: *Ahem* *coughs* ;-; I'm SOOOOOOOOOO freakin sorry for delays. I've been SO busy. Damn school, and damn writers block!

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(Well anyways as we left off they were all...uh doing "stuff")

Malik: Well if I'm correct YOU made us do that "stuff"

(Did not!)

Malik: Did too!

(Liar.)

Malik: I woud…NEVER LIE!

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Seto: *stares at Isis*

Isis: *stares at Seto*

….

*Both start making out*

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Malik: PEOPLE OF AMERICA!

People of America: Yes?

Malik: *stares at them* BOW DOWN TO ME!

Chibi Random Person: *Yelling out from the crowd* I WANNA SEE THE FIRST LADY!!

Malik: uh…o_o; *runs back behind a curtain* Pssst Bakura come out!

Bakura: No way in hell.

Malik: *shoves him out*

Chibi Random Person: Wow now that's an ugly lady!

Bakura: Well no ones perfect

No one: I resent that.

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Anzu: Okay so maybe I overreacted a little bit

Yami: *snorts* A LITTLE BIT?!

Tea: FRIENDSHIP HUG!!

Yami: AHH!! WHERES ANZU?!

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Malik: I'm switching over to Republican because that's the COOOL side

Bakura: *covered in buttons*

~*Somewhere wherever Rebecca is*~

Rebecca: WHY HAVE I BEEN CHANGED TO DEMOCRATIC?! AND I'M SO FLAMING RICH!!

~*Back to Malik*~

Malik: *snickers* I hate annoying weasel girls

Misao: I RESENT THAT

Malik: FINE! I hate annoying girls

Yugi: Hey now, annoying girls have feelings too, and with your help you could feed an overly annoying girl, just call 1-800-IhateOverlyAnnoyinggirls.

Malik: *picks up the phone*

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Tea: *singing at the moment* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts and here they are a standin' in a row

Yami: *rocking back and forth* O_O MAKE IT STOOOOP

Tea: some small, some big, SOME BIG AS YOUR HEAD

Yami: NOOOO

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Mokuba: *talking to Noah* Okay so I'm sorry Noah, I now know that I love you.

Noah: OH MOKUBA! I knew you'd see it my way!  *Gets ready to tackle him*

Mokuba: AHH I MEANT IT AS A BROTHER!!

Noah: Oh fiddlesticks

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Malik: *snickers and stares at all the people*

Mindless Zombie American People: Yes Master Malik

Bakura: Well that didn't take long….

No one: I RESENT THAT *cries*

Malik: Yeah and your supposed to be acting like a lady!

Bakura: A lady?! OKAY! FINE! *giggles then jumps into Malik's arms*

Malik: O__________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *falls over*

Yami and Anzu: O_O! *covers Yugi's eyes*

Yugi: AHHH I'M BLIND!!

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Otogi: Getting drunk….I hate dubs *sobs*

Serenity: *sigh* I know what you mean, they changed everyones names! ;-; I don't really even know if my real name is Serenity!

Otogi: I know, I know, but I know my name, but….they named me DUKE!

Aiyama: Oh well, ya know they named Malik Marik, and Bakura was named Yami Bakura, and then there was Ryou Bakura! Oh and Anzu Tea and *rambles on*

Otogi: *Swirly eyed*

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Malik: *finally getting up, still holding Bakura* _______;; HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?!

Bakura: Its not polite to ask a lady that.

Malik: *drops him* Polite my ass

Yami: *looks over at Anzu* ANZU! *tackles*

Anzu: I didn't go anywhere!

Yugi: Actually *rewinding the tape* You clearly ran after me after I ran off to find doughnuts

Malik: You know this story is about me becoming President!! ITS ABOUT ME!!

Bakura: Did you say something?

*Breaking glass sound*

Malik and Bakura: O_O; *runs off*

Yami: OOOH sure they leave me to clean up the mess.

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T_T; I'm soooooooo sorry if it's a short chapter again, I had it down already and the computer screwed up ;__;

Ryouga: *Kisses Laura*

Laura: AND DON'T FORGET TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! *Glomps Ryouga*

Anyone: *holds up a sign* [BOO!!]

Yami Aiyama: *screams and runs off*