Author: I know that this story was nothing but some boring story…I recommend you to exit this story immediately, or else who knows what'll happen to you? *inserts evil laughter here*
"=Thoughts
Cast's parody:
Naru: What!? I have to cook for Keitaro??? (outrageous)
Behind her Motoko and Kitsune were whispering to each other.
Motoko: I think we should give Urashima some anti-stomach ache medicine…
Kitsune: Nah…he would be just fine, immortal's wouldn't die because of some girl's cooking…
Director: Now! Urashima! You try Narusegawa's cooking first, and then decide…shall we use her cooking or fake it with Maehara's food?
Keitaro: Ah, hai…
He starts eating, but paused a few sec before…
Keitarou: AARRGHH!!!! What do you use on this!! ???? It's sour, sweet, salty and…GOTTA GO TO THE TOILET!!!
Kitsune: I'll take back my words…(sweatdrops)
.::Nirvana as usual…::.
Barnett: (acts in a 'normal' manner) Hey Juraaa, wanna have a party tonight?
Jura: Kit, no, Barnett, I-I don't understand what're you talking…
Narrator: Jura backs away from Barnett who's looking more drunk and more flirty than usual.
Barnett: Awww, come on…you know we've done 'that' yesterday, and you liked it right? Why don't we recall that memories right here?
Shinobu: (Fainted from the scene)
Narrator: Suddenly Hibiki crashes straight at them, causing all three of them to fall face first onto the ground.
Barnett: What d'ya do that for? Jura was just about to lure into my trap!
Jura: Thank god…I'll have to ask Jura and Barnett about this…(Runs away from the still upset Kitsune)
Hibiki: GOMEN! Ahhh! TASUKETTEKURE!!!
Narrator: Chasing after him were Duero and Bart, they burst past Barnett and continued to chase Hibiki down the hall. Kei-kun, you should learn Ji Kun Do from me!
Hibiki: Seta-san! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY ROOM, SLEEPING PEACEFULY!!
Duero: This is the punishment to make us the secondary characters!!! (Grabs Hibiki and kicked him continuously)
Bart: Plus you've got many times to spend with Naru-chan!! (Joins Duero)
Hibiki: (Pass out)
Director: CUT!!! Bring em' back to the back stage! Shinobu, close the curtains, please, and do something to entertain the audience while we settle things up!
Narrator: So, the director, Duero and Haitani carries Hibiki to the back stage. Meanwhile, Shinobu and Mutsumi (without meaning to) had already entertained the audiences with their silly acts. (Shinobu with her fussing all over Keitarou, and Mutsumi with her fainting habbit)
~Back Stage~
Director: Get a bucket of water and give it to me!
*Over all of this fuss, Motoko was still shocked of Kitsune, so she decided to ask Jura and Barnett about it*
Motoko: Ummm, anoo…are you really with Barnett you know, done 'that'?
*Jura stared at her, clueless. She moved onto a more comfortable sitting position beside Barnett, resting her head on Barnett's shoulder.*
Motoko: "Maybe it's true…" That kind of thing that usually (blushes) partners do…
Jura: Of course, we've done it a few times in this week, right Barnett?
Barnett: Yeah, Kitsune acted the right way
-Then they started kissing…-
Motoko: (Face turned very red) I-I gotta go…
Jura: (After Motoko has disappeared) Got her! Did she actually believe that I'm that active?
Barnett: Jura, I think that you should stop that kind of behavior, which can ruin our reputation (sighed heavily)
Jura: So, how about tonight?
Barnett: NOOO!!!
*Back at the Keitaro's fainting scene*
Director: Haitani, Shirai! Look at what've you done!
Haitani: Sorry…but he can be with Narusegawa-chan anytime he likes!
Director: Heck, I'm starting to get jealous at him, but the REAL important thing is to continue this play, get me some electric shock device!
Shirai: Yes sir! (Runs to grab it)
Director: (After having the thing) Put it in the highest voltage!
Haitani: ROGER!
Director: (Starts to 'help' Keitaro)
Keitaro: AHHH!!!!
Director: Good, that should do it (Throws the electrocuted Keitaro to the main stage)
Naru: I think you'll kill him…
~Main Stage~
Narrator: So, the story has once again, started! (Pauses to look at Keitaro) Yaaa…Kei-kun, you're really lucky!
Hibiki: Ore ga Hibiki!
Narrator: Oh, all right, Hibi-kun. So Dita was chasing after Hibiki, but Hibiki was running absurdly, why is that?? Well, we'll see!
Dita: Ero Kappa Perverted kappa! Come back here! How dare did you touch my chest!! (Chasing Hibiki in such a speed that normal humans can't possibly do)
Pedophiles: (Booing and cursing to Hibiki)
Parfet: (Suddenly appearing beside Dita, gripping her shoulder) If you don't like Hibiki, why don't you date me?
Dita: AAAAAH!! PERVERT!!! (High jump kick Parfet)
Narrator: STRIIIIKEEEE!!!! Dita-chan's high jump kick landed straight on da target!!
Parfet: NARUSEGAWAAAAA!!!! ME LUV YOO!!!
End of chappie 2
"=Thoughts
Cast's parody:
Naru: What!? I have to cook for Keitaro??? (outrageous)
Behind her Motoko and Kitsune were whispering to each other.
Motoko: I think we should give Urashima some anti-stomach ache medicine…
Kitsune: Nah…he would be just fine, immortal's wouldn't die because of some girl's cooking…
Director: Now! Urashima! You try Narusegawa's cooking first, and then decide…shall we use her cooking or fake it with Maehara's food?
Keitaro: Ah, hai…
He starts eating, but paused a few sec before…
Keitarou: AARRGHH!!!! What do you use on this!! ???? It's sour, sweet, salty and…GOTTA GO TO THE TOILET!!!
Kitsune: I'll take back my words…(sweatdrops)
.::Nirvana as usual…::.
Barnett: (acts in a 'normal' manner) Hey Juraaa, wanna have a party tonight?
Jura: Kit, no, Barnett, I-I don't understand what're you talking…
Narrator: Jura backs away from Barnett who's looking more drunk and more flirty than usual.
Barnett: Awww, come on…you know we've done 'that' yesterday, and you liked it right? Why don't we recall that memories right here?
Shinobu: (Fainted from the scene)
Narrator: Suddenly Hibiki crashes straight at them, causing all three of them to fall face first onto the ground.
Barnett: What d'ya do that for? Jura was just about to lure into my trap!
Jura: Thank god…I'll have to ask Jura and Barnett about this…(Runs away from the still upset Kitsune)
Hibiki: GOMEN! Ahhh! TASUKETTEKURE!!!
Narrator: Chasing after him were Duero and Bart, they burst past Barnett and continued to chase Hibiki down the hall. Kei-kun, you should learn Ji Kun Do from me!
Hibiki: Seta-san! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY ROOM, SLEEPING PEACEFULY!!
Duero: This is the punishment to make us the secondary characters!!! (Grabs Hibiki and kicked him continuously)
Bart: Plus you've got many times to spend with Naru-chan!! (Joins Duero)
Hibiki: (Pass out)
Director: CUT!!! Bring em' back to the back stage! Shinobu, close the curtains, please, and do something to entertain the audience while we settle things up!
Narrator: So, the director, Duero and Haitani carries Hibiki to the back stage. Meanwhile, Shinobu and Mutsumi (without meaning to) had already entertained the audiences with their silly acts. (Shinobu with her fussing all over Keitarou, and Mutsumi with her fainting habbit)
~Back Stage~
Director: Get a bucket of water and give it to me!
*Over all of this fuss, Motoko was still shocked of Kitsune, so she decided to ask Jura and Barnett about it*
Motoko: Ummm, anoo…are you really with Barnett you know, done 'that'?
*Jura stared at her, clueless. She moved onto a more comfortable sitting position beside Barnett, resting her head on Barnett's shoulder.*
Motoko: "Maybe it's true…" That kind of thing that usually (blushes) partners do…
Jura: Of course, we've done it a few times in this week, right Barnett?
Barnett: Yeah, Kitsune acted the right way
-Then they started kissing…-
Motoko: (Face turned very red) I-I gotta go…
Jura: (After Motoko has disappeared) Got her! Did she actually believe that I'm that active?
Barnett: Jura, I think that you should stop that kind of behavior, which can ruin our reputation (sighed heavily)
Jura: So, how about tonight?
Barnett: NOOO!!!
*Back at the Keitaro's fainting scene*
Director: Haitani, Shirai! Look at what've you done!
Haitani: Sorry…but he can be with Narusegawa-chan anytime he likes!
Director: Heck, I'm starting to get jealous at him, but the REAL important thing is to continue this play, get me some electric shock device!
Shirai: Yes sir! (Runs to grab it)
Director: (After having the thing) Put it in the highest voltage!
Haitani: ROGER!
Director: (Starts to 'help' Keitaro)
Keitaro: AHHH!!!!
Director: Good, that should do it (Throws the electrocuted Keitaro to the main stage)
Naru: I think you'll kill him…
~Main Stage~
Narrator: So, the story has once again, started! (Pauses to look at Keitaro) Yaaa…Kei-kun, you're really lucky!
Hibiki: Ore ga Hibiki!
Narrator: Oh, all right, Hibi-kun. So Dita was chasing after Hibiki, but Hibiki was running absurdly, why is that?? Well, we'll see!
Dita: Ero Kappa Perverted kappa! Come back here! How dare did you touch my chest!! (Chasing Hibiki in such a speed that normal humans can't possibly do)
Pedophiles: (Booing and cursing to Hibiki)
Parfet: (Suddenly appearing beside Dita, gripping her shoulder) If you don't like Hibiki, why don't you date me?
Dita: AAAAAH!! PERVERT!!! (High jump kick Parfet)
Narrator: STRIIIIKEEEE!!!! Dita-chan's high jump kick landed straight on da target!!
Parfet: NARUSEGAWAAAAA!!!! ME LUV YOO!!!
End of chappie 2
