Chappie 3!!! Horay!!!
Didn't I tell you to quit reading this story? *readers start to turn around* Eeeh? Wait! Don't go, I swear I won't tell you to leave ever again!!!...no one likes my fic anyway *cries* Sorry, but it was suck a pain to see only two reviews…thanks zzzzz(I don't know how many zs, sorry) you're the only one reading my damn fic T_T I'm wearing out of humor senses, may be I should discontinue this fic? *sighs*
Chappie 3: Meia's marvelous Debut
~~~Stage~~~
Narrator: So Parfet-chan hits the ceiling and went through it, creating a hole that was weirdly shaped like a… monkey is distress?
Dita: (shouts at the hole where Parfet disappears) DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!! YOU ABNORMAL PEDOPHILE GROPING MANIAC!!!!!! (Turns to audience, bows and smiles innocently)
Audience- (Sweatdrops)
Naru - Hahaha, a bit drunk is he- I mean she (smiles more innocently) don't bother about her, now-
Parfet: (flies back through the hole he created earlier) MUAAAACH!!! WAIT FOR ME DITAAAAA!!!!!
Dita: What the-!
Parfet: (Lands on top of Dita with a loud thump and a pair of swirly eyes, holding Dita's *ehem* curvy part. Dita's now unconscious.) Uuugh…according to the script, I'm supposed to land softly on top of Dita and then she was feeling sorry for me and then..and then…we started to kiss then we slowly make ou-
Director: (Hit's Parfet's head with a fan he borrowed from Genjo Sanzo) Get your hands off her breast!! You sick wacko maniac!!!! How dare you!!
Parfet: …(faints from the hit)
Kitsune, Haruka, Motoko, Keitaro, Shirai, Haitani – (Pops their head out of the red curtain and looked at the Parfet-shaking director with a -_- expression.
Director: (Stops shaking Parfet) Eek? Er- I- Oh, whatever! I'm the director here, you know! I can do whatever I want! (Ignoring the suspicious glances from the audience) You! And You! (Points to Haitani and Shirai) Grabs these two back to the backstage!
Haitani: Aww, we always got to carry the victims from this damn play! Hey! I got to carry Naru-chan!! You already have Haruka-san, while I have none!
Shirai: You sick-
Director: Sorry audience! We have some problem here! Please wait while we settle things out (lets out an angelic green, the type that babies give you)
Audience- (Groans)
Director: (Stares at Haitani and Shirai) You two better get going! Or else I'll ground you in the attic!
Shirai: What! No, please no! I don't want to see the boogey man. Alright, I'll carry Kentaro-uugh, as long as you don't make me see the boogey man! (Kicks Haitani's shin and they both went inside)
Director: Good, you two! (Points to Motoko and Keitaro) come here!!
Motoko & Keitaro: (Walks obediently to the director)
Director: (Pushes Keitaro hard on his back)
Keitaro: Aah! (Falls toward the unprepared Motoko, gripping her hakama, causing it to slid off) Mo-
Motoko: (Shudders from rage) You- I thought you were changing lately, but it seems not! HIKEN! ZANKUUSEN!!!
Director: That should do as an entertainment. Please enjoy our side show while we fix things up! (Bows, then turns back inside)
~~~Backstage~~~
Director: Duero! Can you repair this Kentaro for a bit?
Duero- Yes, I believe we don't have any medical equipment here, but I think it can do with a closet clog.
Director: Okay. Shinobuuuu!!!
Shinobu- (Appears wearing a pair of poop stained gloves, with a closet clog on each hand) What can I do for you? (looks at Kentaro and Naru's unconscious body) Oh my, what happened?
Director: Just a normal daily routine, can you hand Duero the clog please?
Shinobu- (hands Duero the clog) What would you do with this?
Duero- (As cold as always) You'll see (clogs Kentaro's face and pulled it violently)
Kentaro- AAAAHHH! Help me! Hey, ouch! That hurts! What did ya do that for? (glares angrily and the poker faced Duero)
Duero- Nothing much, I'm just waking your lazy ass off. Director, shall I treat Narusegawa now? (moves to Naru's body)
Director- (smiles wickedly at Kentaro) Yes, please. Get the medical things in you ship and treat her with full concern.
Haruka- (Lights her 128th cigarette since the play starts) Hey, Keitaro's fainted, Seta's giving insane comments and Motoko-chan's wearing out. Don't you think we should start soon?
Director- I don't know…it's just that Naru, Motoko or Keitaro surely wouldn't be able to continue, and I surely don't want to use that orange head just yet. Do any of you have any suggestions?
Hinata and original vandread characters- (stares blank eyed at him)
Kitsune- Oh, oh, (raises hand) I think I got an idea. We could use Haruka and me to continue the play!
Haruka- Here goes Kitsune's wicked plan…(sighs heavily, blowing out a puff of smoke)
Director- We really got nothing to do apart from that…okay Kitsune, grab Meia and continue the damn freaking show
Kitsune- Roger! (grabs Haruka by her Hinata tea apron and dragged her out to the blinding stage)
End of chappie 3.
Didn't I tell you to quit reading this story? *readers start to turn around* Eeeh? Wait! Don't go, I swear I won't tell you to leave ever again!!!...no one likes my fic anyway *cries* Sorry, but it was suck a pain to see only two reviews…thanks zzzzz(I don't know how many zs, sorry) you're the only one reading my damn fic T_T I'm wearing out of humor senses, may be I should discontinue this fic? *sighs*
Chappie 3: Meia's marvelous Debut
~~~Stage~~~
Narrator: So Parfet-chan hits the ceiling and went through it, creating a hole that was weirdly shaped like a… monkey is distress?
Dita: (shouts at the hole where Parfet disappears) DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!! YOU ABNORMAL PEDOPHILE GROPING MANIAC!!!!!! (Turns to audience, bows and smiles innocently)
Audience- (Sweatdrops)
Naru - Hahaha, a bit drunk is he- I mean she (smiles more innocently) don't bother about her, now-
Parfet: (flies back through the hole he created earlier) MUAAAACH!!! WAIT FOR ME DITAAAAA!!!!!
Dita: What the-!
Parfet: (Lands on top of Dita with a loud thump and a pair of swirly eyes, holding Dita's *ehem* curvy part. Dita's now unconscious.) Uuugh…according to the script, I'm supposed to land softly on top of Dita and then she was feeling sorry for me and then..and then…we started to kiss then we slowly make ou-
Director: (Hit's Parfet's head with a fan he borrowed from Genjo Sanzo) Get your hands off her breast!! You sick wacko maniac!!!! How dare you!!
Parfet: …(faints from the hit)
Kitsune, Haruka, Motoko, Keitaro, Shirai, Haitani – (Pops their head out of the red curtain and looked at the Parfet-shaking director with a -_- expression.
Director: (Stops shaking Parfet) Eek? Er- I- Oh, whatever! I'm the director here, you know! I can do whatever I want! (Ignoring the suspicious glances from the audience) You! And You! (Points to Haitani and Shirai) Grabs these two back to the backstage!
Haitani: Aww, we always got to carry the victims from this damn play! Hey! I got to carry Naru-chan!! You already have Haruka-san, while I have none!
Shirai: You sick-
Director: Sorry audience! We have some problem here! Please wait while we settle things out (lets out an angelic green, the type that babies give you)
Audience- (Groans)
Director: (Stares at Haitani and Shirai) You two better get going! Or else I'll ground you in the attic!
Shirai: What! No, please no! I don't want to see the boogey man. Alright, I'll carry Kentaro-uugh, as long as you don't make me see the boogey man! (Kicks Haitani's shin and they both went inside)
Director: Good, you two! (Points to Motoko and Keitaro) come here!!
Motoko & Keitaro: (Walks obediently to the director)
Director: (Pushes Keitaro hard on his back)
Keitaro: Aah! (Falls toward the unprepared Motoko, gripping her hakama, causing it to slid off) Mo-
Motoko: (Shudders from rage) You- I thought you were changing lately, but it seems not! HIKEN! ZANKUUSEN!!!
Director: That should do as an entertainment. Please enjoy our side show while we fix things up! (Bows, then turns back inside)
~~~Backstage~~~
Director: Duero! Can you repair this Kentaro for a bit?
Duero- Yes, I believe we don't have any medical equipment here, but I think it can do with a closet clog.
Director: Okay. Shinobuuuu!!!
Shinobu- (Appears wearing a pair of poop stained gloves, with a closet clog on each hand) What can I do for you? (looks at Kentaro and Naru's unconscious body) Oh my, what happened?
Director: Just a normal daily routine, can you hand Duero the clog please?
Shinobu- (hands Duero the clog) What would you do with this?
Duero- (As cold as always) You'll see (clogs Kentaro's face and pulled it violently)
Kentaro- AAAAHHH! Help me! Hey, ouch! That hurts! What did ya do that for? (glares angrily and the poker faced Duero)
Duero- Nothing much, I'm just waking your lazy ass off. Director, shall I treat Narusegawa now? (moves to Naru's body)
Director- (smiles wickedly at Kentaro) Yes, please. Get the medical things in you ship and treat her with full concern.
Haruka- (Lights her 128th cigarette since the play starts) Hey, Keitaro's fainted, Seta's giving insane comments and Motoko-chan's wearing out. Don't you think we should start soon?
Director- I don't know…it's just that Naru, Motoko or Keitaro surely wouldn't be able to continue, and I surely don't want to use that orange head just yet. Do any of you have any suggestions?
Hinata and original vandread characters- (stares blank eyed at him)
Kitsune- Oh, oh, (raises hand) I think I got an idea. We could use Haruka and me to continue the play!
Haruka- Here goes Kitsune's wicked plan…(sighs heavily, blowing out a puff of smoke)
Director- We really got nothing to do apart from that…okay Kitsune, grab Meia and continue the damn freaking show
Kitsune- Roger! (grabs Haruka by her Hinata tea apron and dragged her out to the blinding stage)
End of chappie 3.
