Modern Day

InuYasha Saga

Chapter Two

The perverted fool, Miroku

Note: Jakotsu in the InuYasha series likes InuYasha... nasty... and gets jealous when Bankotsu tells him to go kill Sesshomaru so... yeah.

InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kagome, and Sesshomaru all went to Shikon no Tama High. InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Sesshomaru were all in 9th grade. Although Shippou being the "scholar" that he was, was in the 8th.

Principal Naraku spoke on the loud speaker: InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kagome, and Sesshomaru please report to my office IMMEDIATELY!"

InuYasha: D**N, that bastard doesn't have to yell over a loud speaker!

Sango: I think I know why we were called up to the principal's office... Miroku!

Miroku: Heh, Sango-chan you told him about that?

-At the office-

InuYasha: What... Naraku why the hell are we in here again...

Principal Naraku: Sango and Kagome have told my some disturbing news...

InuYasha: Wha!

Kagome: Shut up you peeping tom!

Principal Naraku: Do tell each of your stories...

+Sango's Story+

Mr. Kouga: InuYasha, Miroku! Take three laps!!!

Miroku: Phew, glad that's over. Hey Sesshomaru I dare you to peep in the girls locker room.

Sesshomaru: Now way... I DOUBLE DOGGY DARE YA!!!

Inuyasha: You to are both a couple of peverted fools ya know...

Miroku: Fine ^Peeps and girls scream at him^

+End+

Sango: I can't say anymore... ^breaks out into tears^

Miroku: Well I have a different story.

+Miroku's story+

Mr. Kouga: Take tree laps cause I hate you!

InuYasha: Well F you too.

Miroku: Well at least that's over...

Sesshomaru: I dare you Miroku to go and peep on the girls.

Miroku: NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT!!!

Sesshomaru: Well maybe cause you're a per- Hey were did he go?

InuYasha: Right there...

Miroku: Hello Ladies!!!

^Girls pelt him with large metal objects like blow driers^

+End+

Miroku: you see I have a red mark right here!!!!!

Principal Naraku: Where?

Miroku: Right here!!! ^grabs a sharpie and marks himself and somewhat gets high from the smell^

Wee! Pretty stars!!!

Sesshomaru: You will listen to my story!

+sesshomaru's story+

Miroku: Hey fluffy, I dare ya to go peep on the girls!!!

Sesshomaru: No loser, why would I do such a thing like that! Go by yourself!

Miroku: Fine! Ladies!

+End+

Shesshomaru: See what a lecher he is?

Shippou: Well I have a story... although I wasn't even called here.

+Shippou's Story+

Souten: Here Shippou I drew you a picture!

Shippou: oh, yeah... cool.

Souten: Do you take me for granted!!!

Shippou: No I... I... I...

+End+

Shippou: See it just never works out with women...

Shippou/Miroku/InuYasha: Women... they just don't understand.

InuYasha: Not like Sesshomaru ever went out on a date before... with a girl...

Sesshomaru: I accept what I am...

^comical fall^

Kagome: What were you saying about women!!!???

Shippou/Miroku/InuYasha: Nothing!!!

Kagome: Well my story is pretty much the same as Sango's, but just to tell you guys... your bad liars!

Sesshomaru: Hey my story was true.

Miroku: Not even close fable boy!

Shippou: Power to the people!

Kagome: You big fat liars!

Sango: Same here Kagome!

Miroku: Hey what do you mean fat!

Sesshomaru: She means you!

Miroku: Go kiss Jakotsu!

Sesshomaru: ^hides in the dark corner^ He wanted InuYasha...

InuYasha: Nasty!!! I'll kill that bastard for ever thinking that... of should I say B***H... never mind!

Shippou: Girls rule and boys drool.

Miroku: So Shippou are you saying that you're a girl? you should go join Fluffy!

Jakotsu: InuYasha!!!

InuYasha: Aww man, get the F**K away from me!!! ^stabs him with the tetsaiga^

Miroku: I AM SO RIGHT!!!

InuYasha: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Le t me tell you the story!

+ InuYasha's Story+

Ok, we just finished PE, and Mr. Kouga hates us so we had to run three laps across the gym. Miroku, being the perverted one went and dared Sesshomaru to peep, and he said no so Miroku went in and walked in slowly.

+End+

Miroku: Those were pleasurable moments...

Sango: That leach, he saw me in... in...

Miroku: Red Underwear!!!

END

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Ok so that was really perverted, HEY I HAD TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE MIROKU! Don't go thinking of me as perverted, but I got the idea at lunch when *My Pervy was reading her fic, and started to say some nasty things, so I just made a story off the bat and said it and some people liked it, so I put it to paper, and well here it is.

***Fluffy isn't gay I think so if you like Fluffy plz don't be offended.***

If you want this story to be Mushier, more action, more Humor, or for
them to get out of Kagome's era please put that if your Review.