Modern day

InuYasha

Chapter 3

Part one of six

The Hell you put me through

InuYasha: Were the hell where you!!! You were gone for three days from school! You see my fingers! T-H-R-E-E!!!!

Kagome: My Great Uncle just died!

InuYasha: And...

Kagome: FOOL!!!

InuYasha: Ya know he was old, you knew he would have keeled over someday!

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InuYasha: D**N you to hell!

Kagome: I hope your neck snapped in half!

InuYasha: -I wonder what I did this time WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN!!!

Miroku: *Peers into the hole* What did you do wrong this time?

InuYasha: Feh, I didn't do anything wrong, except, maybe, Nah!

Miroku: I want to see you stop making such an utter fool of yourself. What you said was cruel.

InuYasha: What you do to Women is cruel... and unusual. AND I AM NO UTTER FOOL!!!

Miroku: No, you're just a Jackass...

InuYasha: Why you!!!

Miroku: Apologize to her...

InuYasha: No way in Hell!

Miroku: You know, by the way you act, you only make it harder on yourself!

Kagome: *Crying in the corner* He's such a Jackass...

Houjou: Kagome! What's wrong?

Kagome: Oh nothing...

Houjou: Well here you go, I have been meaning to give this too you *Hands over Medical Gift*

Kagome: Thank you!

Houjou: Thank me later!

*InuYasha Hiding in the corner*

InuYasha: Why? Gah!!

Miroku: See you only make it harder on your self...

*At the cafeteria*

InuYasha: Geez...

Miroku: *Sits down with InuYasha*

*Women from the other tables bring out their poster saying "I love you Miroku"*

Miroku: Hello Ladies!

InuYasha: I wouldn't get to close Miroku, they're prepared! Oh and is that cupcakes I see?

Miroku: Ok that was only once!

InuYasha: You were only out for a week...

Miroku: You make it sound like food poisoning is a bad thing.

InuYasha: Yeah, they dumped you in the alley way. AFTER you where all Drugged up and stuff.

Miroku: I'm not that perverted am I?

InuYasha: ...

Miroku: Is it really that bad?

InuYasha: *Puts his hands in the air, almost making a perfect impression of Miroku* "Will you bear my Child?"

Miroku: Heh...

*the bell rang for period 7*

Miroku: Heheheheh! I have Sango for a life science partner!!!

InuYasha: You really are a perv ya know?

Miroku: Don't you have Kagome for a partner?

InuYasha: Ehh- I was really hoping to forget that!

*In science*

Mr. Kouga: Okay today we will be working in our groups.

InuYasha: -D**N she's still crying!

Mr. Kouga: I hate to see you so sad!

Kagome: *puts on a BIG smile* No I'm O-KAY!!!

Sango: She's so happy it's almost scary.

Kagome: Yes Sango!

Sango: Oh nothing.

Miroku: SANGO!!!

Sango: D**N

Mr. Kouga: Ok today we have a project called Rasing a baby.

Miroku: HEE HEE!

Kagome: -What do I do, I can't just waltz over there to InuYasha

InuYasha: Kagome... I'm sorry. Your Uncle isn't old, and stuff.

Kagome: -Oh My Gosh Oh My Gosh Oh My Gosh!!! He actually apologized

InuYasha: Are you okay?

Kagome: Huh? Oh yeah I'm fine!

*Other side of the Room*

Miroku: C'mon Sango! Lets raise that baby!

Mr.Kouga: These are chicken eggs *Points to the eggs* You will try to hatch them.

Kikyou : Sesshoumaru, you better not screw this up!

Sesshoumaru: I wont, just as long as you don't crack this egg...

Kikyou: That didn't even make sense!

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Wow, well that took a while, I have to say some of my friends at school helped me with this one.

If you want this story to be Mushier, more action, more Humor, or for
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