There's something about Shego.

Part 5: Drakken makes a house call

A/n: Since A psychedelic Leviathan dropped from this project, I'll be working on it my self. Sorry for any confusion that it causes.

Drakken, with his new ghetto look Stepped into his lair with his henchmen coming from behind. Drakken flopped down on the sofa and began to drink some left over cola that lay on the table top by the couch. All the henchmen looked at him dressed in his ghetto style.

Henchmen 1 (walking and sitting down at the seat across from Drakken.): So, boss, now that you're all ghetto and all, what do we do?

Drakken (putting his drink back down.): We be chilliin' here, yo.

Two of the henchmen looked at each other with a worried expression.

Henchmen 2 (sitting next to henchmen 1.): Uh sir, don't you think that you should rethink this whole "ghetto" look?

Drakken (one eye brow raised.): And why would I, yo?

Henchmen 1: Well, it's because it doesn't suit you.

Drakken (gives them the finger.): Fcuk you, yo.

The henchmen just shook their heads.

Mean while, at Junior's house, Monkey fist sat on top of a tree thinking about stuff. His monkey ninjas were busy training and sparing with each other.

Monkey Fist (looking through the window into Junior's room.): Sigh, am I falling for her? Me? I thought I loved DN Amy, but do I really love Shego, of all people?

Monkey fist looked down at the garden. He saw SSS coming towards him.

SSS (under the tree, looking up at M.F.): Ah, hello there, Mr. Fiske.

Monkey Fist (jumping down from the tree. Eyes narrowed.): It's Monkey Fist, the name Fiske is but a thing of the past.

SSS (bowing down.): Ah, my apologies, Mr. Fist. I didn't mean to be of any disrespect to you.

Monkey Fist (arms crossed, looking suspiciously at SSS.): What do you want, old man?

SSS (walking around Monkey Fist.): I couldn't help over hearing your conversation amongst your self. Did I hear correctly that you may love Junior's object of affection?

Monkey Fist (looking the other way.): Well, maybe. I mean I don't know if I do.

SSS (putting an arm around Monkey Fist.): Well, I think we can help each other with this current situation. (SSS chuckles evilly.)

Mean while, in Junior's room. Junior and Shego just got done with their "work out" Shego is laying next to him with her arms behind her head looking deeply at Junior.

Junior (sighs, takes a drag from his cigarette.) Ah, this is so good.

Shego (cuddling next to Junior.): Hmm, Why are you so much better the second time?

Junior (taking a drag of his cigarette, blows smoke out.): Well, it's like my father says: "success breeds success."

Shego (kissing Junior's shoulder.): Hmm, that is so true.

Junior (looking at Shego.): I was wondering, could you tell me a little more about your self? I'd like to know you better. I mean I hardly know you.

Shego (thinking for a minute.): Well, I used to be a good guy fighting crime with my brothers Hego, Mego, and my two twin brothers, Wego 1 and Wego 2.

Junior (a shocked look on his face.): You used to be a goody, goody two shoes?

Shego (\nodding.): Anyway, I got so used to evil that it began to fascinate me. I wanted to be evil, I wanted to be bad and torment people.

Junior (Holding Shego closer.): Well, I'm so glad your evil. Even if you were goody, I'd still want you at my side.

Shego (touched by these words.): Aw, Junior. (she kisses him on the cheek.) A little while ago, Kim Possible and my two brothers came to Drakken's lair and convinced me to help the team fight this bird brained moron called Aviarius. He had stolen all of my brother's powers after we beat that stupid Aviarius, I had the power staff with all the powers in it. I was winning till Drakken ruined every thing as usual.

Junior (listening to everything that Shego said.): So let me get this straight, you used to be good fighting crime with your brothers, but you got so used to evil that you your self became evil and quit the team in order to go work for Drakken, is that correct?

Shego nodding.): Uh huh, yea.

Junior (cont'd): So, after awhile, Kim Possible comes to you with your brothers and ask you to help them with some bird brained villain called Aviarius? Am I right?

Shego (nodding.): Uh, huh.

Junior (cont'd.): So, after you defeated this dumb ass, you keep all the powers for your self because he had stolen all your powers. You were winning but Drakken messed you up? Well, it's so like him to mess up the schemes of my perfect goddess.

Junior kisses Shego and gets out of bed. He goes to the bath room to take a shower. Shego looked dreamily at him. She hears a sound and looks out the window. Suddenly, Monkey fist is leaning on the window wall crossed arms, one leg crossed over the other.

Monkey Fist (jumping into the room.): Well, it seems you and the Greek god of Olympus are hitting it off.

Shego (hiding her bare self from Monkey Fist.): What the hell are you doing in here, Monkey Fist?

Monkey Fist (walking around the room hands behind him.): I thought I'd drop in and see what you two are up to. Just for the hell of it.

Shego (looking at Monkey Fist.): Turn around, you simian.

Monkey Fist (turning around.): As you wish.

Shego gets out of bed and gets dressed. She goes past Monkey fist dressed in Junior's pants and an over sized shirt.

Monkey Fist (pointing to the shirt.): Isn't that a little too big for you?

Shego (pulling down on the shirt.): Well, this is the only thing he has. My suit is smelly and sweaty. I really don't think you want to smell my sweat, do you?

M.F. (whispering.): You'd be surprised.

Shego (looking at Monkey Fist.(: What?

Monkey Fist (shouting ): Nothing.

Shego (eye brow raised.): Okkkaayy. What ever.

Shego goes to the bathroom across the one where Junior was. As she goes in, Junior comes out.

Junior (drying his hair with a towel.): Ah, that was refreshing. (he notices M.K.) hm? (looks around the room.) Where's Shego?

Monkey Fist (pointing to the other bathroom.): Over there.

Junior goes sneaking up to the door.

Junior (a devious smile on his face.): He,he,he. I think I'll surprise her.

Monkey Fist (Standing on two feet right next to Junior.): I'd advice you to be careful. Shego can be quite....uh dangerous when the time calls for it.

Junior (looking at Monkey Fist.): You say that like it's a bad thing.

Monkey Fist (rolls his eyes.): Oh what ever.

Monkey Fist walks away. Junior makes his move. He slowly opens the door. Shego locked I , but he knew how to open it even though the door was locked. He slowly goes inside.

Junior pulling the shower curtain away.): Hello.

Shego (covering her self.): Ahhhhhhhhhh

Monkey Fist was laying on a window when Junior flies out of the bathroom. He goes to see what happened. He looks at Junior, then in the bathroom. Shego was covering her self with the shower curtain.

Shego (suddenly realizes who she knocked out.): Oh! Junior, I'm so sorry. I thought you were Monkey Fist.

Monkey Fist (a little offended.): Excuse me?

Shego (ignoring Monkey Fist.): Junior, you ok?

Junior (lifts his head up, birds and stars fly around his head.): Never better, my sweet may flower. Oh, look at all the pretty stars. (Junior is knocked out again.

Shego (looking at Monkey Fist.): You probably put him up to this, didn't you?

Monkey Fist (getting mad.): Now see here. Your barbarian god did that all by him self. I had nothing to do with it.

Shego (Lighting up her hands, puts them in Monkey's face.): Just make sure that I don't catch you sneaking a look at my draws, got it?

Monkey Fist (gulp.): Yes, ma'am.

Mean while, in Drakken's lair. Drakken was busy drinking a lot of alcohol. He was still in his ghetto clothes.

Drakken (drank, feeling down.): I hate my life. I'm nothing with out her.

Drakken takes another sip of Vodka.

The henchmen looked at this with pity in their eyes.

Henchmen 1 (walking up to Drakken.): Sir, shouldn't we concentrate on taking over the world?

Drakken (getting up, taking another sip of vodka.): What's the point trying to take over the world if the woman I've loved for the past 6 years is gone?

Henchmen 1 (thinking.): I know, we could go visit her.

Drakken (smile on his face.): That's a great idea!! I'll go by my self.

Drakken leaves the lair. Henchmen 1 just stands there.

Henchmen 1 (kicking the air, crosses arms.): Man, I wanted to get some ice cream.

Having showered, Shego and Junior make their way to the dining room for a great feast. Monkey Fist followed behind. Observing the two love birds kissing as they walked. Shego was being carried by Junior. They reach the dining room. Monkey Fist was eccentric when he saw all the food prepared. There was banana caviar, there was a lot of food that hje had never dreamed he'd get to eat. SSS was sitting at the end of the big table facing the door.

SSS (sips a glass of wine.): Ah, my friends. Please, sit down, sit down.

Junior and Shego sit together while Monkey Fist sat alone away from them. through a window, Monkey Fist noticed his monkeys looking hungry. Their mouth was watering.

Monkey Fist (pointing to the Monkey ninjas.): Any chance you'll let my ninjas in here?

SSS (taking another sip of his wine.): My dear Fist, I simply cannot allow wild animals in my house. It is simply not proper to have animals in your home. why, they'd kmess up the place.

Monkey Fist (crossing his arms.): Then why do you let me in here? After all, I am a half man, half monkey being.

SSS (thinking.): Hmm, that is true, but you also have a human mind, and with a human mind, you can reason, understand, speak.

Monkey Fist (beginning to eat.): Fine, but after wards, I'm going to bring them a plate with some food on it.

SSS (understanding.(: Yes, yes. As you wish, Mr. Fist.

Suddenly, the door bell ring.

Junior (getting up.): I'll get it.

SSS (getting up as well.): I'll get it.

Junior sits back down and goes back to eat. SSS arrives at the door. He opens it to see Drakken standing there dressed in ghetto attire.

SSS (looking Drakken over.): And who are you suppose to be, blue rapper eminem?

Drakken (pointing to himself.): It's me, Drakken.

SSS (opening the door wider.): Ah, well what can I go for you?

Drakken ( a bit nervous.): Uh, well, I was wondering if I could talk to Shego.

SSS (leaving Drakken and going into the dining room.): I'll see what I can do.

Junior (looking at his father while he walks in.): Ah, father, who was that at the door.

SSS (looking at Shego): My dear, there's some one at the door for you.

Junior and Shego looked at each other.

Shego (getting up and going to the door.): Oh brother, does he ever give up?

At the door, Shego saw Drakken dressed the way he was and couldn't help but laugh her ass off.

Shego (falling on the ground from laughing so hard.): Oh man, Drakken. Why are you dressed like that?

Drakken (laughs nervously.) Hehehe.

Shego (getting up and walking back in the dining room.): Come on.

Drakken follows Shego to the dining room. He notices that Monkey Fist was there along with Junior and SSS.

Drakken (walking up to Monkey Fist.): Did they need your help for something?

Moneky Fist (just finishing up a banana desert.): Indeed.

SSS (motioning to Drakken to sit down.): Please, Drakken, honor us with your company.

Drakken (sitting down next to monkey fist.): Well, ok.

SSS (so, to what do we owe this visit from the great drakken?

Drakken (thinking.) Well....

A/n: Well, hello kiddies. It's been a long time since I updated this. Hope I didn't keep you in suspense. Also don't forget to check out my site. It's in my profile.