This is chapter 07. My friend created 05 and 06. I'm just to lazy too change the chapter number.. ^_^

Welcome to Good Burger

Chapter 07

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

Ash: You know, I'm hungry. The place I go to better not be annoying...

(Ash walks into Good Burger)

Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

(Looks at Ash)

Ed: Hey, your that one lady I saw a month ago...

Ash:... I'm not a lady....

Ed: Sure you are. You painted your nails. They're black. Your that one lady... The one on the NESTS team...

Ash: NO! You know how many people think I'm her?!?!?!?

Ed: 55?

Ash: MORE! THEY'RE ALL ANNOYING PEOPLE! JUST LIKE YOU!

Ed: Oh... What's your name?

Ash: Ash...

Ed: Ketchum? From Pokemon?

Ash: NO!

Ed: Hey, where's Pikachu? I have some ketchup for him.

Ash: (Fuming)

Ed: And where is Misty? Hey, can we have a pokemon battle?

Ash: NO! I AM NOT ASH KETCHUM! I AM ASH CRIMSON!

Ed: But your not crimson. Your white.

Ash: AHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE THE MOST ANNYOING PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!! CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?

Ed: I don't know. Want me to try?

Ash: (Screams)

(At this point, Ash does his Thermidor DM. However, because it's slow, Ed ducks it.)

Ed: Hey, I don't remember you doing that before. I remember you using something called the 'Loyalty Test....'"

Ash: Don't you ever shut up?!?!?!?

Ed: I don't know...

Ash: Here... Let me help you..."

(Ash does his Pluviôse DM, nailing Ed)

Ash: Finally, peace.. (Leaves Good Burger)