Okay, I've lost count of the chapters, so here we go:
Terry: Joe, go get us some burgers.
Joe: Why?
Terry: I'm not dealing with that idiot cashier again.
Joe: Oh.
(Sometime later, Joe enters Good Burger.)
Ed: Welcome to.... (Stares at Joe)
Joe: What? You staring at my wonderous body?
Ed: No sir, I just notice you have no shirt or shoes.
Joe: So? I want some Good Burgers.
Ed: I'm afraid I can't help you.
Joe: And why not?
Ed: We have a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.
Joe: Can't you make an exception to me?
Ed: I'm afraid I can't serve you if your only in your boxers.
Joe: You know who I am?
Ed: Ah... No... Wait! I remember. Your Adon.
Joe: No....
Ed: Sagat....
Joe: NO!
Ed: Ahh... your Goro...
Joe: (Now fuming) NO! I'm Joe Higashi, the greatest Muay Thai fighter in the world!
Ed: .... I still don't know who you are. Sorry. Now go get a shirt and shoes on!
Joe: GIVE ME MY GOOD BURGER!
Ed: There is no need to yell, sir. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Joe: That's it! Your going to face the wrath of JOE HIGASHI! (Does his moon taunt)
Ed: (Looking away) Sir, I said you need to get some clothes on, not take more off!
Joe: Now prepare to face one of my strongest moves.... (Starts prepairing to execute his LDM)
Ed: Sir... I must ask you to get leave and get dressed...
Joe: Shijou Saikyou no Bakuretsu Straight!!!
(The punch is executed.... and stops 5 inches in front of Ed's face.)
Ed: (Blinks) That was it?
Joe: WHAT! THAT WAS ONE OF MY MOST POWERFUL MOVES! HOW COULD IT NOT HIT!
Ed: I'm going to have to get the manager, since you won't listen to me....
(Ed turns and goes behind the counter. Joe isn't finished yet)
Joe: That's it! Bakuretsu Hurricane Tiger Kakato!
(Joe rushes at Ed with a lot of punches.)
Ed: (Sees Joe coming) Dude, chill.... (Moves to his left)
Joe's does the finish of the move, which ends up putting him right into the Strawberry Shake Machine.... Which is open at the moment...
Joe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Ed quickly closes the shake machine and turns it on. This of course spins the contents of the machine around, which include Joe at the moment.)
(A few minutes later.... We see Ed pulling a brusied, and strawberry shake covered Joe by his hair out of Goodburger.)
Ed: And don't come back. Hmm... (Thinks) Wait a moment....
(Ed strikes a silly pose)
Ed: Goodburger Style 315.... Inspection Test for the Goodburger!
(Ed takes out a metal spatula and rushes at Joe, and starts beating Joe with it about 15 times. Then he smacks him in the air, then swings his spatula full force as Joe is coming down, sending Joe into a wall.)
Ed: Hmm.. No wonder all those people had fun beating me up.... (Singing) He's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, HEY! (Goes back inside)
Joe: (In pain) At least no body saw me....
Group of people: HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!
(He looks up to see Terry, Andy, and Mary laughing at him.)
Joe: I hate my life.
(Author's note. I really don't like Joe. This made me feel better.)
(How many Good Burger: The Movie references did I make?)
Terry: Joe, go get us some burgers.
Joe: Why?
Terry: I'm not dealing with that idiot cashier again.
Joe: Oh.
(Sometime later, Joe enters Good Burger.)
Ed: Welcome to.... (Stares at Joe)
Joe: What? You staring at my wonderous body?
Ed: No sir, I just notice you have no shirt or shoes.
Joe: So? I want some Good Burgers.
Ed: I'm afraid I can't help you.
Joe: And why not?
Ed: We have a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.
Joe: Can't you make an exception to me?
Ed: I'm afraid I can't serve you if your only in your boxers.
Joe: You know who I am?
Ed: Ah... No... Wait! I remember. Your Adon.
Joe: No....
Ed: Sagat....
Joe: NO!
Ed: Ahh... your Goro...
Joe: (Now fuming) NO! I'm Joe Higashi, the greatest Muay Thai fighter in the world!
Ed: .... I still don't know who you are. Sorry. Now go get a shirt and shoes on!
Joe: GIVE ME MY GOOD BURGER!
Ed: There is no need to yell, sir. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Joe: That's it! Your going to face the wrath of JOE HIGASHI! (Does his moon taunt)
Ed: (Looking away) Sir, I said you need to get some clothes on, not take more off!
Joe: Now prepare to face one of my strongest moves.... (Starts prepairing to execute his LDM)
Ed: Sir... I must ask you to get leave and get dressed...
Joe: Shijou Saikyou no Bakuretsu Straight!!!
(The punch is executed.... and stops 5 inches in front of Ed's face.)
Ed: (Blinks) That was it?
Joe: WHAT! THAT WAS ONE OF MY MOST POWERFUL MOVES! HOW COULD IT NOT HIT!
Ed: I'm going to have to get the manager, since you won't listen to me....
(Ed turns and goes behind the counter. Joe isn't finished yet)
Joe: That's it! Bakuretsu Hurricane Tiger Kakato!
(Joe rushes at Ed with a lot of punches.)
Ed: (Sees Joe coming) Dude, chill.... (Moves to his left)
Joe's does the finish of the move, which ends up putting him right into the Strawberry Shake Machine.... Which is open at the moment...
Joe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Ed quickly closes the shake machine and turns it on. This of course spins the contents of the machine around, which include Joe at the moment.)
(A few minutes later.... We see Ed pulling a brusied, and strawberry shake covered Joe by his hair out of Goodburger.)
Ed: And don't come back. Hmm... (Thinks) Wait a moment....
(Ed strikes a silly pose)
Ed: Goodburger Style 315.... Inspection Test for the Goodburger!
(Ed takes out a metal spatula and rushes at Joe, and starts beating Joe with it about 15 times. Then he smacks him in the air, then swings his spatula full force as Joe is coming down, sending Joe into a wall.)
Ed: Hmm.. No wonder all those people had fun beating me up.... (Singing) He's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, HEY! (Goes back inside)
Joe: (In pain) At least no body saw me....
Group of people: HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!
(He looks up to see Terry, Andy, and Mary laughing at him.)
Joe: I hate my life.
(Author's note. I really don't like Joe. This made me feel better.)
(How many Good Burger: The Movie references did I make?)
