Author's Notes: Beatrix here, yes I am finally submitting some new stuff, I was having a lot of trouble coming up with something but I have been inspired so you're in for a treat(well I'll try my best) anyways, hope you enjoy, see you later!

Back in the dark and dingy cave in Emyn Muil, Sam and Frodo lay naked in each others arms, the night before and most of the day before also, had been filled with rampant sex, which had now, apart from leaving these horny little hobbits with wonderful memories had to be frank, knackered the fuck out of them. So they lay together, entwined on a make-shift bed, which was now covered in hobbit love juice.

Sam's eyes flitted open, the look of surprise on his round face suggested that he himself thought the activities he had partaken in was infact a dream, but after pinching himself and then Frodo's red raw buttock he sighed, satisfied that it was real, as real as the danger they were in.

Gollum had also had a rather good time with himself, you see, he had been watching the hobbits activities since the very first time Frodo penetrated Sams hairy arse and had embarked on a stealthy wanking session, which he found very satisfying, but now that the fun had ended it was time for him to continue his quest to rescue his precious.

Sam could hear a faint yet apparent scuffling sound coming from just outside the cave, on hearing this he became very alert and listened carefully. He shook Frodo gently to awaken his master.

"W-haaat?"Frodo said sleepily, still tired from his "exercise".

"Theres something outside, the thing that was following us.." Sam whispered to his master.

"Gollum.."Frodo gulped.

The pair lay perfectly still waiting for the creature to enter their cave, Sam copied Frodo by closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep.

The noise was getting louder now, Gollum had entered the cave.The two hobbits lay still,as if in a deep sleep, they heard Gollum chuckled to himself and mumur something in a rasping voice.

"Tricksy hobbitses, I bets you are tired after the fun you hads last nite, yessss, I hope you didn't hurt my PRECIOUSSS!" Gollum cired as he launched an attack on the seemingly unsuspecting Hobbits.

Before Gollum had the chance to retaliate both Hobbits had leapt up and grabbed the frightened creature and pin him to the ground.

"This is Sting, you've seen him before" Frodo said producing his short and stubby sword. Gollum struggled." Be quiet or I'll cut your throat." Frodo said trying hard to sound evil.

"The sword is like its master, Short and stubby, but with a hidden power inside" Gollum said, telling the hobbits that he had seen them last night.

"Shut up you freak!"Sam said grabbing Gollums arms and squeezing them.

"What should we do with him Sam?"Frodo said with a familiar glint in his eyes.

"Uh-um, you can do what you want, Mr Frodo but I don't want him to have any fun." Sam said adamantly. Frodo snickered as he tied the defenceless creatures hands and feet together and pulled down his chaps.

"Don't worry he won't" Frodo said changing once again into the evil sex obsessed hobbit that he was last night. "He will hate every minute of it...guranteed" Frodo grabbed gollums head and pulled it to his waist.

TBC

Author's Notes; OMG! I haven't written about any sex in this one, I wanted to leave it as a cliffhanger, a kind of prelude to sex, sorry if this disappoints anyone! ~Beatrix~