Disclaimer: (slc) You know what I've realized? No one ever reads the
disclaimers! Why write them? Everyone knows that NO one on the site owns
anything . . . why bother?
I dunno.
NOTE: ** I am NOT a Kikyo or Koga fan. There *will* be torturing on both parts that will be funny. If you are a Kikyo or Koga fan, I suggest not reading this. Teehee**
And just to respond to someone's review: There will be Sesshomaru/Rin. (Hence the summary 'SR')
OKAY THEN!!!
Chapter: 3
Unexpected
~*~
"SHUT UP!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU MUTT!!!"
"BITCH!"
"BASTARD!"
"WENCH!"
"JERK!"
"SLUT!"
"YOU SONNOV-!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!" screamed Shib from the drivers seat. Kagome and Inu-Yasha had been at it for about an hour and a half since the bus left the second to last stop.
Shib rubbed her temples slowly as she kept one hand on the wheel.
Not that it mattered.
They were the only ones on the highway to no where.
Everyone on the bus had long drowned out the horrific sound of the constant shouting.
Sango had put on her head phones.
So had all of the other girls.
The guys-
Well, some sat back and enjoyed it-
Some groped-
And then got kicked in the face-
Don't need to tell you who it was-
Some just stared out the window-
And ignored them.
. . .
For some reason,
Guys can do that.
Kagome sunk down in her seat, flustered to the max.
'The *NERVE* of him! GODS!!! I wished he'd just go hang hims-'
"Kagome?" Came a soft voice on her side.
Kagome turned out of her thought to Sango. "Yes?"
Sango tried not to laugh at Kagome's anger, but she couldn't hold it in.
She chuckled slightly.
Kagome blinked, then sighed.
"*Yes*, Sango?"
"Sorry-pfft-really-pfft-really sorry!"
Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"What do you want, Sango?"
Sango came back to earth.
"Well, it's just, you know in the letter we got how it said that there were eight *other* kids? Meaning nine total?"
Kagome's eyes widened. "As a matter of fact, yes. I do remember that."
"Well, then, where's the ninth?"
They both blinked and kneeled on there seats to look behind them.
Two for them-
Two for the perv and the asshole-
Two for the copy-cat and the hush girl-
And two for the creep and the big brother-
. . .
That makes eight.
. . .
. . . ?
They both fell back into their seats.
"This is . . . odd." Sango muttered just loud enough that Kagome could hear.
Kagome shook her head and rose up again from her seat facing the front of the bus,
Toward Shib.
"Hey, Shib?"
"Yuppers, little devil?"
Kagome blinked a few times.
Then continued.
"Where's the other kid?"
Shib coughed and stuttered. "Um-uh-um-uh-w-what other k-kid?"
At this point,
The entire bus had lowered their head phones and gone out of the trances they were once in, to listen.
Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"There's only eight of us here. In the letter, it said nine. Four girls, and five boys."
Shib licked her lips and chewed the inside of her cheeks. 'Oh gods . . .' she thought. 'What am I going to do?!'
"Shib?" Kagome insisted impatiently.
"Heh-um-uh-you mean, Shippo, don't you?"
The bus was silent.
Kagome cocked her head. "Shippo?"
"Uh-yeah. Shippo! He's the ninth little devil of your big group, now if that's all, I have to get back to driving, you know, big long drive ahead of us, you understand, right, course you d-"
"Then why didn't he take the bus with the rest of us? And why are you so nervous?"
"I-um-uh-I- OH GOOD!!!" Shib reached for the intercom like lightning. "WE'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE!!!"
Everyone either flinched or covered their ears at the screech.
. . .
Oh gods.
. . .
They were finally there.
They were finally at Camp Shikon . . .
* * *
Monigue grunted.
"Calm down, Monigue." Ria said quietly, rolling her eyes.
"Why should I? They're taking foooooreeeevveerrr just to get their stuff off the bus! Why should I be calm?!"
Ria grinned. "Because," she said, leaning further on the porch post to the main cabin, waiting for all the kids to unload their luggage. "Either you can stay here and be entertained for four weeks, or, you can head your sorry ass back to that 'camp Jimmy' or whatever you called it."
Monigue looked up and thought about it,
But was quickly brought back to reality by a camper collapsing to the ground.
They both watched.
Sango cracked her knuckle and brushed the dust off her right arm.
She held her head high and kept walking down the bus steps-
Right pass the nearly unconscious Miroku lying on the dirt and gravel mixed earth.
Apparently-
He couldn't control his groping hand-
. . .
Monigue closed her eyes and laughed.
"Oh, I think I'll be entertained enough riiight here."
Ria cracked her neck sharply. "Good . . . think we should get started?"
Both turned to face the anticipating bunch of kids gathering their luggage and pulling each suitcase toward its owner.
They were all silent, waiting for something to happen.
Monigue smirked. "Oh yeah."
Both Ria and Monigue began to walk down the wooden, creaky steps of the cabin, toward the new campers.
"Good afternoon, everyone," Ria said, trying to sound welcoming, instead of her usual devilish tone.
They all saw right through it.
The young woman with mid-back length dirty blonde hair and a brown clipboard in her arms walked across the gravel and dirt road towards the campers.
"And how are we?" Ria whispered just loud enough so they could all hear.
No one answered.
Ria narrowed her eyes. "Silent are we?"
"That's going to change soon enough," came the voice of a shoulder length brown-haired girl with blonde highlights named Monigue.
Most of the guys raised their eye brows. All of the girls rolled their eyes.
"I wouldn't be cocky. It'll cost ya big time." Shib stepped down from her drivers seat.
Ria turned to Shib and smiled. "Now, now. We don't want to frighten them, do we?"
Monigue laughed. "Maybe *you* don't!"
All three counselors managed a laugh.
. . .
The campers stood in confusion.
"Now, down to business. I am Ria Ametori, the director of the camp," she pointed to Monigue. "this is Monigue Yael, the assistant director," she gazed toward Shib. "And you all know Siobhan, our bus driver. You will be meeting the other counselor soon."
Miroku coughed as everyone was silent.
Inu-Yasha leaned back against the side of the bus with his hands behind his head.
Kagome wanted to yell at him-
But the glares Ria and Monigue were giving him seemed waaaaaay more intimidating.
Ria made a snapping noise with her mouth and trotted over to where Inu- Yasha was leaning.
She put her hand up against the side of the bus so her face was and inch away from his.
"Am I boring you?"
He opened an eye. "As a matter of fact, you are."
She chuckled. "Really, now?"
He nodded.
Ria smiled slowly before taking her left knee and jamming it toward Inu- Yasha's stomach.
He moved to his left just in time.
"You almost got me there." He said, standing up straight again, grinning.
Ria made the same snapping noise. "You bored now?"
Monigue laughed. "Don't get on her bad side!"
"I could say the same for you." She smiled back to her partner. "Now, I'm going to give you your cabin assignments and then you can rest for the remainder of the day. We'll give you a tour tomorrow."
The campers stood up straight, shifting their positions in fright.
Ria sighed. "Don't worry, it's the same sex."
The girls sighed.
The guys grunted.
"Now, Koga Getsu aaaaaaaaaaand . . . Sesshomaru Youkai. You're in cabin D."
The two males groaned. But blinked-
It could've been worse.
"Now, Rin Kodomo aaaaand . . . Kikyo Ike. Cabin C."
Both the girls turned to each other and smiled softly.
"Inu-Yasha Youkai aaaaand . . . well whad'ya know- Miroku Houshi. Cabin B. Have fun."
Both the males exchanged low fives.
Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"And last, but we'll be seeing if least, Sango Kiri and Kagome Higurashi. Cabin A."
The girls screeched with joy silently.
They were going to be roommates!
Kagome was thrilled.
Not that she didn't like Rin or Kikyo,
It's just she didn't really know Rin.
And Kikyo-
Well-
Kikyo-
She freaked Kagome out too much-
The whole appearance thing.
"We will show you to your cabins," Ria said turning around and heading toward the porch. "And then you can get some shut eye."
Monigue smirked. "You're gonna need it." She winked.
Shib just followed behind and smiled slyly,
Leaving the campers to await their doom.
~*~
~Kitsune Ria
AN: Okay. Cheezy last line there. But after sitting through two hours of 'Urinetown' (which was actually pretty good) I'm getting used to puns and such. ^_^
I dunno.
NOTE: ** I am NOT a Kikyo or Koga fan. There *will* be torturing on both parts that will be funny. If you are a Kikyo or Koga fan, I suggest not reading this. Teehee**
And just to respond to someone's review: There will be Sesshomaru/Rin. (Hence the summary 'SR')
OKAY THEN!!!
Chapter: 3
Unexpected
~*~
"SHUT UP!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU MUTT!!!"
"BITCH!"
"BASTARD!"
"WENCH!"
"JERK!"
"SLUT!"
"YOU SONNOV-!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!" screamed Shib from the drivers seat. Kagome and Inu-Yasha had been at it for about an hour and a half since the bus left the second to last stop.
Shib rubbed her temples slowly as she kept one hand on the wheel.
Not that it mattered.
They were the only ones on the highway to no where.
Everyone on the bus had long drowned out the horrific sound of the constant shouting.
Sango had put on her head phones.
So had all of the other girls.
The guys-
Well, some sat back and enjoyed it-
Some groped-
And then got kicked in the face-
Don't need to tell you who it was-
Some just stared out the window-
And ignored them.
. . .
For some reason,
Guys can do that.
Kagome sunk down in her seat, flustered to the max.
'The *NERVE* of him! GODS!!! I wished he'd just go hang hims-'
"Kagome?" Came a soft voice on her side.
Kagome turned out of her thought to Sango. "Yes?"
Sango tried not to laugh at Kagome's anger, but she couldn't hold it in.
She chuckled slightly.
Kagome blinked, then sighed.
"*Yes*, Sango?"
"Sorry-pfft-really-pfft-really sorry!"
Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"What do you want, Sango?"
Sango came back to earth.
"Well, it's just, you know in the letter we got how it said that there were eight *other* kids? Meaning nine total?"
Kagome's eyes widened. "As a matter of fact, yes. I do remember that."
"Well, then, where's the ninth?"
They both blinked and kneeled on there seats to look behind them.
Two for them-
Two for the perv and the asshole-
Two for the copy-cat and the hush girl-
And two for the creep and the big brother-
. . .
That makes eight.
. . .
. . . ?
They both fell back into their seats.
"This is . . . odd." Sango muttered just loud enough that Kagome could hear.
Kagome shook her head and rose up again from her seat facing the front of the bus,
Toward Shib.
"Hey, Shib?"
"Yuppers, little devil?"
Kagome blinked a few times.
Then continued.
"Where's the other kid?"
Shib coughed and stuttered. "Um-uh-um-uh-w-what other k-kid?"
At this point,
The entire bus had lowered their head phones and gone out of the trances they were once in, to listen.
Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"There's only eight of us here. In the letter, it said nine. Four girls, and five boys."
Shib licked her lips and chewed the inside of her cheeks. 'Oh gods . . .' she thought. 'What am I going to do?!'
"Shib?" Kagome insisted impatiently.
"Heh-um-uh-you mean, Shippo, don't you?"
The bus was silent.
Kagome cocked her head. "Shippo?"
"Uh-yeah. Shippo! He's the ninth little devil of your big group, now if that's all, I have to get back to driving, you know, big long drive ahead of us, you understand, right, course you d-"
"Then why didn't he take the bus with the rest of us? And why are you so nervous?"
"I-um-uh-I- OH GOOD!!!" Shib reached for the intercom like lightning. "WE'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE!!!"
Everyone either flinched or covered their ears at the screech.
. . .
Oh gods.
. . .
They were finally there.
They were finally at Camp Shikon . . .
* * *
Monigue grunted.
"Calm down, Monigue." Ria said quietly, rolling her eyes.
"Why should I? They're taking foooooreeeevveerrr just to get their stuff off the bus! Why should I be calm?!"
Ria grinned. "Because," she said, leaning further on the porch post to the main cabin, waiting for all the kids to unload their luggage. "Either you can stay here and be entertained for four weeks, or, you can head your sorry ass back to that 'camp Jimmy' or whatever you called it."
Monigue looked up and thought about it,
But was quickly brought back to reality by a camper collapsing to the ground.
They both watched.
Sango cracked her knuckle and brushed the dust off her right arm.
She held her head high and kept walking down the bus steps-
Right pass the nearly unconscious Miroku lying on the dirt and gravel mixed earth.
Apparently-
He couldn't control his groping hand-
. . .
Monigue closed her eyes and laughed.
"Oh, I think I'll be entertained enough riiight here."
Ria cracked her neck sharply. "Good . . . think we should get started?"
Both turned to face the anticipating bunch of kids gathering their luggage and pulling each suitcase toward its owner.
They were all silent, waiting for something to happen.
Monigue smirked. "Oh yeah."
Both Ria and Monigue began to walk down the wooden, creaky steps of the cabin, toward the new campers.
"Good afternoon, everyone," Ria said, trying to sound welcoming, instead of her usual devilish tone.
They all saw right through it.
The young woman with mid-back length dirty blonde hair and a brown clipboard in her arms walked across the gravel and dirt road towards the campers.
"And how are we?" Ria whispered just loud enough so they could all hear.
No one answered.
Ria narrowed her eyes. "Silent are we?"
"That's going to change soon enough," came the voice of a shoulder length brown-haired girl with blonde highlights named Monigue.
Most of the guys raised their eye brows. All of the girls rolled their eyes.
"I wouldn't be cocky. It'll cost ya big time." Shib stepped down from her drivers seat.
Ria turned to Shib and smiled. "Now, now. We don't want to frighten them, do we?"
Monigue laughed. "Maybe *you* don't!"
All three counselors managed a laugh.
. . .
The campers stood in confusion.
"Now, down to business. I am Ria Ametori, the director of the camp," she pointed to Monigue. "this is Monigue Yael, the assistant director," she gazed toward Shib. "And you all know Siobhan, our bus driver. You will be meeting the other counselor soon."
Miroku coughed as everyone was silent.
Inu-Yasha leaned back against the side of the bus with his hands behind his head.
Kagome wanted to yell at him-
But the glares Ria and Monigue were giving him seemed waaaaaay more intimidating.
Ria made a snapping noise with her mouth and trotted over to where Inu- Yasha was leaning.
She put her hand up against the side of the bus so her face was and inch away from his.
"Am I boring you?"
He opened an eye. "As a matter of fact, you are."
She chuckled. "Really, now?"
He nodded.
Ria smiled slowly before taking her left knee and jamming it toward Inu- Yasha's stomach.
He moved to his left just in time.
"You almost got me there." He said, standing up straight again, grinning.
Ria made the same snapping noise. "You bored now?"
Monigue laughed. "Don't get on her bad side!"
"I could say the same for you." She smiled back to her partner. "Now, I'm going to give you your cabin assignments and then you can rest for the remainder of the day. We'll give you a tour tomorrow."
The campers stood up straight, shifting their positions in fright.
Ria sighed. "Don't worry, it's the same sex."
The girls sighed.
The guys grunted.
"Now, Koga Getsu aaaaaaaaaaand . . . Sesshomaru Youkai. You're in cabin D."
The two males groaned. But blinked-
It could've been worse.
"Now, Rin Kodomo aaaaand . . . Kikyo Ike. Cabin C."
Both the girls turned to each other and smiled softly.
"Inu-Yasha Youkai aaaaand . . . well whad'ya know- Miroku Houshi. Cabin B. Have fun."
Both the males exchanged low fives.
Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"And last, but we'll be seeing if least, Sango Kiri and Kagome Higurashi. Cabin A."
The girls screeched with joy silently.
They were going to be roommates!
Kagome was thrilled.
Not that she didn't like Rin or Kikyo,
It's just she didn't really know Rin.
And Kikyo-
Well-
Kikyo-
She freaked Kagome out too much-
The whole appearance thing.
"We will show you to your cabins," Ria said turning around and heading toward the porch. "And then you can get some shut eye."
Monigue smirked. "You're gonna need it." She winked.
Shib just followed behind and smiled slyly,
Leaving the campers to await their doom.
~*~
~Kitsune Ria
AN: Okay. Cheezy last line there. But after sitting through two hours of 'Urinetown' (which was actually pretty good) I'm getting used to puns and such. ^_^
