This story was co-written by me and my best friend, DeZeRa. We were acting really wierd when we came up with the idea for the story, and the idea just sort of,........came out. (lol, pun pun pun lol) So, maybe you'll understan it, maybe you won't, but please review anyway.
Legal disclamer: I don't own shit, neither does DeZeRa, so please don't sue.

This is one of those stories about one of those things that you think is happening that really isn't.

Professor Snape was walking to his office from a staff meeting.
"Stupid Gryffindor! She thinks she has control! Stupid little bitch!" he mumbled. He was walking past a storage room when he heard the unmistakeable voices of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy talking. What he heard was,
"Take it off! Take it off!"
"Cool it woman, I'm going as fast as I can!"
"Well it's not fast enough!"
"Well do you think that you could do it faster than I could?"
"Probably, considering the fact that I have nails, and that I'm hungry."
"Here ya go." *movement in the backround*
"There, it's out. Bet you that I could fit it all in my mouth."
"Your on! Oh my! Yes, YEs, YES! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh, ummmmm, it's so, ummmmm, sticky. I, ummmmm, can't swallow it!"
"Try, but just don't get it stuck in your throat." *Gulping noises*
"Remind me not to mention that to anyone."
"My turn! Bet ya 5 gallions that I can fit both of them in my mouth."
"Your on! Oh! Oh my! No stop, their gonna get stuck! STOP! Ohhh....HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"What!?"
"You got stuff all over your face! It makes you look good enough to eat!"
"Really?"
"Ya!"
"How about another round?"
"Ya! There's more of that good stuff over there!" *Thud*
"There's stuff in the way!"
"Then move it. Ya, that's the way! Push! PUSH! Yeah, harder, harder, HARDER!"
"I'm pushing as hard as I can."
"Ya, there it is!"
"Oh, that's good. That is very good."
Snape had heard enough. He burst through the door and said, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE????"
Hermoine looked at him all inocent like and said, "Draco and I were just having a contest to see who could eat the most peanut butter and jelly sandwitches."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You all thought that something else was going on!!!!!!