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Shinji's eyes snapped open as he herd the loud and annoying sound of beeping in his ear.

"God I hate that thing" He stated as he slowly lifted himself from his seemingly for the time, INCREDIBLY comfortably bed. "MuSt HaVe MoRe SlEeP....." he said, sounding drunk as he approached the kitchen

"shinji!!! Did you get into my beers!?!?" Misato said assuming he was drunk

"No...." he stated simply "please.....give.....me.......coffe......"

"here" she stated handing him a large cup of the delicious morning liquid. After being awakened by the miracle that is coffee, he noticed it was quiet........too quiet. It suddenly dawned on him,

"whereas asuka?!" He asked seemingly worried.

"don't worry lover boy, she slept over at Hikaris house.

"oh good......h-hey!!!" what's she implying? he stated in his own mind. Misato was in a fit of giggles seeing how red he was when he realized her comment. He looked at the clock and quickly ran out the door screaming his good byes to his guardian.

asukas been ignoring me since the mind ra-......no, I don't even want to think about it. All that matters is that she's back, that's good enough for me Shinji was running to school when he encountered an always beautiful enigmatic albino "Rei" he said not realizing he had called her by his first name

"Ikari" she stated in her normal fashion. Shinji could never help but stare at the her when he sees her. "I am glad to see you are all right"

"why wouldn't I be?" He asked a bit confused

"I heard Pilot Sohryu screaming at you when you went to comfort her, I felt you might have been injured, so I went to see you but you had your arms around her, why?"

"well I wanted to comfort her, she was quite depressed and I felt she needed my help to make her the way she was again."

"You want Pilot Sohryu to continue to abuse you?" She asked very much confused.

"I don't care how she treats me, I don't care if she's mad, annoyed or all out pissed off, as long as I know she isn't sad, I can be happy in a way." Shinji looked down, seemingly going into a melancholy state of mind. Unknown to him a certain redheaded girl heard the entire conversation while walking with her friend.

"aww that's so sweet-hmmhm" her voice was muffled by a hand of the German pilot.

"shut up, I don't want them to know I'm here." she said in a whisper from around the corner from them.

Shinji was about to walk away in his kinda sad mood when he felt arms wrapped around him. He immediately tensed up to realize rei was actually hugging him. "what are you doing?" he asked shocked.

"you are depressed Shinji, I wish to see you happy, to... comfort you-" she was immediately ripped off of the confused third child to hear the screams of a infuriated red head screaming

"HANDS OFF WONDER SLUT!! HE'S MINE DAMNIT!!" Instantly frozen and shocked at the words that exited her mouth. She processed the events of the past few seconds, turned beet red and ran directly to class followed by and giggling hikari.

I'm not even going to ask...... a shocked shinji said only to be surprised again to see Rei back in his arms "O-Ok rei, I-I'm kinda fine now, you can let go of me." He said reaching a new level of embarrassment.

All throughout class Shinji and Asuka kept making eye contact for a second and the both quickly looked away WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!!? asukas inner voice screamed. what the hell do I care if that....that...... DAMNIT WHY CAN'T I CALL HIM NAMES ANYMORE!!!!AHHHHH!!!! A flash of her dream came through her head and she immediately blushed. Usually she has dreams about kaji, or having to save Shinji's life in a eva fight, but now her dreams consist of shinji entering her room late at night and....and......... lets just say she has to change the sheets in the morning. And HOW DARE that wonder bitch try and feel up on MY SHINJI!!!.....did I just say MY shinji..... OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!! I can't keep sleeping over at Hikaris house...... The bell for lunch rang as the class room emptied and asuka's heart stopped as shinji walked up to her desk , handed her lunch over to her, and smiled. A true warm smile. Asuka was in a stir of emotions. WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN DOES HE MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY!?!?!?! i-i-i can't feel this way for someone..... and he can't love a evil bitch like me..... The image of shinjis smile appeard in her mind. well it seems I have a chance though. I'll go talk to him.

She stood and walked outside trying to find the three stooges and drag shinji from the idiocy posse, but only found two of the three. She approached the seemingly left out stooges and asked in a commanding voice "were is the baka?" why can I now offend him? maybe Its because he isn't around....

"Lay off Satan, he's with Ayanami" Touji said pointing to a tree over the side of the yard. An anime style vein popped out of asukas head as she saw Rei blush a bit at something HER shinji just said. THERE I GO AGAIN!!! HE'S NOT MY SHINJI......though I would like that......... NO I DON'T!!!!!! I'M THE GREAT ASUKA LANGLY SOHRYU AND I DON'T NEED-" Three more veins popped onto asukas head as Rei slowly placed her head on shinjis shoulders. Shinjis blushing slightly on the contact, slowly relaxing and placed his head on top of hers as if he was resting. GRRRRRR WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?!?!?! "DAMNIT WONDERSLUT!!!!!! GET OFF OF HIM!!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs just realizing all the stares she was recieving and how red her face was. She quickly ran into one of the many class rooms to avoid further embarrassment. Leaving a very confused shinji sitting there wondering what just happened. "I better go help her." he said.

"Be sure to comfort her like last time, she seemed to enjoy that." Rei said causing a lot of giggles from the many people who over heard. Shinji quickly followed, a bit embarrassed by the attention but determined to help asuka like he promised himself he would.

(A/N- I know asuka is very ooc but don't worry, I'll put her back in character after she finds out she can no longer pilot eva.... Then its up to our newly created super-spine shinji to help her through.)