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A very embarrassed Asuka runs into a empty room, hoping she can avoid Shinji for at least a little while. STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!! WHY DID I SAY THAT!?!?! why the hell do I care if he goes with wondergirl?........why do I want him so much? stupid baka-shinji..... Wait, I can offend him now? GOD THIS IS CONFUSING!!!!! A very eager yet nervous Shinji runs through the hallways looking for the upset German.

I have to find her... but what the hell am I gonna say to her- he was cut off by the mumbling of inaudible German curse words. well its looks like I found her, guess I can cheer her up....... I have an idea

He slowly entered the room with a serious face on, he sat down across from her and folded his hands in front of his face and stared at her with a gendo-like face. Little did Asuka know, Shinji was doing his damned best not to crack up laughing. Imitating his father seemed strange to him but he knew it could hake her laugh.

"Pilot Sohryu...." he said with a eerie comparison to him father " You will cease to be in your saddened mood and report to the lunch room immediately." Asuka had a shocked expression on her face. He was SO much like Gendo! But then it happened.... She heard a cough, then another, then she realized... Shinji was smiling, trying very hard to suppress his laughter.

Seeing him like this made Asuka smile, more that smile, she started to laugh until she imagined Gendo actually laughing, and she couldn't help herself anymore. She was on the floor laughing. well I wanted her to laugh, but this is a bit much.... Shinji thought, peering over at the redhead, until he smiled at how beautiful she was when she was laughing. Not the cruel, making fun of him laughing, but truly enjoying herself. The bell signaling that lunch was over rang to show that the must return to the ever boring class and dreadfully tiring lectures of the 'meteor' causing second impact. She smiled and Shinji before leaving him to return to class.

Rumors were flying around like crazy about Asukas sudden outburst of jealousy. She kept receiving e-mail's asking if the was interested in Ikari, some were death threats stating to stay away from Shinji since almost ALL the girls in the class wanted him, and some were just girls teasing her about her jealous rageing.

Shinji noticed Asuka tilting her head down in sudden embarrassment, so he looked over at her using his best 'Gendo' look and that immediately cheered her up. I have to tell Misato about this. She will definitely get a kick out of THIS! She mused to herself. Before she realized the time, the bell to go home had rang.

The walk home was to say the least, awkward. She had no idea what to say to Shinji. She wanted to thank him, for actually caring about her, for not wanting her to do something for him, just to see her smile. She had a flash back to their first kiss. Incredibly embarrassed about the fact that she enjoyed, enough to the point were she forgot to let Shinji breath...and here I though he pushed me off of him because he didn't want me.... I was so stupid Like an epiphany of sort she realized how much of a bitch she was. She hated her mother, yet she wanted her love more than anything in the world. She gasped, just like Shinji with his father....... has my pride and ego blinded my thus far?

Shinji at this point realized he was about a block in front of the German woman and stopped asking, "are you all right Asuka?" Asuka tensed up, mustering all her evilness and bitch powers she had left after today (which wasn't really much) she let out a half hearted

"Of course baka, i'm fine...." Shinji noticing that there was no spite, venom or true hatefullness, smiled warmly and gratefully, I truly helped her didn't I? he thought to himself.

Turning away from his smiling gaze Asuka quickly hid her red face thinking why the hell does he do this to me? Why now? after all this time! but, I CAN'T be mad at him....least not for more than a few second..... she thought to herself before tensing up to the point of a stick as she felt a hand slowly caressing her shoulder. Ready to punch and the pervert who DARED to touch her that way she quickly turned her head with hate filled eyes only to meet Shinjis smile again. The anger and rage she felt vanished in the blink of an eyes as she gazed into his deep blue eyes. While only now noticing his hand still on her shoulder, she quickly escaped the awkward position as she fled to her safe room. (at this point she was less that a block away from the apartment)

She quickly dove into her room and buried her face into the pillow to hid shame at the fact that I HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!! but nooooo...... I just had to get all embarrassed and run away. Damnit, now I sound like the old Shinji........ 'old' Shinji, he really has changed.

Her trail of thought was cut off by acceptionally loud moaning sounds coming from Misatos bed room. ewww, is Kaji here or something, the only time I wouldn't want to see him was on top of HER!

"Oh Shinji that's incredible" Asuka hear, Shocked, Infuriated, and OVERWHELMINGLY jealously. "Oh my god, where did you learn to do THAT!" GRRRRR, MIIIIIISSSSSSSAAAAAATOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

"You bitch!! what kind of guardian are you!-" She busted into the room so see a Scantly clad Misato sitting in a chair with her head perked up and Shinji rubbing her back and shoulders. Asuka was at a loss for words. A BACK MASSAGE!?!?!!?!?!? I got incredibly worked up over a stupid back massage??? AND WHY THE HELL DOESN'T HE GIVE ME BACK MASSAGES!?!?!?! Only now noticing her awkward position, which wasn't helped by the ever teasing Misato.

"Oh jealous are we?" Asuka tensed up again. "Don't worry, you can have him next, but first.." she turned to Shinji, "hey Shinji" she said unzipping the back of her shirt, "you think you could go a bit.... lower?" Asuka was to say the least..... Infuriated.

"MISATO!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU-" She said ready to pounce, only to be cut off my two cell phones ringing at the same time, and a alarm signaling a angel attack.......