Freako Randomness By: dark_shadow1387
Warnings: INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is a rainbow in the sky. Hiei sees it. He runs on top of it. He screams. He eats an egg. He kills a duck. "NOOOOOO!!!!!" A duckie cries. "My daddy! YOU KILLED IT!!!!!" The duckie yells. "I didn't kill your daddy! He's your daddy!" Hiei screams back, pointing at an electric blue cloud. "I died yesterday." Duckie said. "Wow! So did I!" Hiei said. "The wall is not a frisky yellow!" Hiei continued. "Wow! The world shall bow to the orange child's giraffe's little toe!" The duckie said. "Can anyone do the chocolate bar? Like back in the day?" Hiei sang. "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posie, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" The duckie cried. "The telephone is in the strawberry's egg!" Hiei said. "WOAH! ! ! Call me Jim. Jim Minigolf." The duckie said. "Well, Mr. Minigolf, call me Piffile Wiffle!" Hiei said. "Okay, Mr. Wiffle." The duckie said. "Hi there! I'm Amelia Earhart!" Kurama said. "Hi! Dude, dude, check one dude! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! SWIMMIN IN THE WATER! EATIN ALL HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP MAN! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! SWIMMIN IN THE WATER! EATIN ALL HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP MAN! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! FLOATING IN THE WATER! NOT EATIN HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE DECOMPOSED! HE DECOMPOSED! HE COMPOSED MAN!" they all sang. "Where is my orange tango butter knife?" Sesshomarru asked. "It's in the post it note!" Kurama ansered. "Don't call me daughter!" Hiei said. "Could you eat my juice box?" Alfeegi asked. "FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! JUST NOW I FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW JUST NOW IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY JUST NOW JUST NOW I ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY JUST NOW! GOT SICK GOT SICK GOT SICK JUST NOW JUST NOW I GOT SICK GOT SICK JUST NOW! CALLED THE DOCTOR CALLED THE DOCTOR CALLED THE DOCTOR THE DOCTOR JUST NOW! HAD SUGERY HAD SUGERY HAD SURGERY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I HAD SURGERY HAD SURGERY JUST NOW! DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY JUST NOW! WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN JUST NOW! JUST NOW I WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN JUST NOW! KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL JUST NOW! JUST NOW I KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL JUST NOW! WENT DOWN UNDER WENT DOWN UNDER JUST NOW! JUST NOW I WENT DOWN UNDER WENT DOWN UNDER JUST NOW! FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! JUST NOW I FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! JUST NOW IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY JUST NOW!" every one sang. Then Rune appeared. And he sang, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay! Who's that pretty girl in the mirror there? What mirror where?!" "RUNE!!!!!!!!!!" Rath called. "What?" Everyone answered. "HI!" Rath said. "HI!!!!!" everyone replied. And with that, they all did the Can-can on top of every rainbow in the universe.
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I don't own nada. I don't even own ducks. *cries.*
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Warnings: INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is a rainbow in the sky. Hiei sees it. He runs on top of it. He screams. He eats an egg. He kills a duck. "NOOOOOO!!!!!" A duckie cries. "My daddy! YOU KILLED IT!!!!!" The duckie yells. "I didn't kill your daddy! He's your daddy!" Hiei screams back, pointing at an electric blue cloud. "I died yesterday." Duckie said. "Wow! So did I!" Hiei said. "The wall is not a frisky yellow!" Hiei continued. "Wow! The world shall bow to the orange child's giraffe's little toe!" The duckie said. "Can anyone do the chocolate bar? Like back in the day?" Hiei sang. "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posie, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" The duckie cried. "The telephone is in the strawberry's egg!" Hiei said. "WOAH! ! ! Call me Jim. Jim Minigolf." The duckie said. "Well, Mr. Minigolf, call me Piffile Wiffle!" Hiei said. "Okay, Mr. Wiffle." The duckie said. "Hi there! I'm Amelia Earhart!" Kurama said. "Hi! Dude, dude, check one dude! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! SWIMMIN IN THE WATER! EATIN ALL HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP MAN! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! SWIMMIN IN THE WATER! EATIN ALL HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP! HE WENT TO SLEEP MAN! DA MOOSE DA MOOSE! FLOATING IN THE WATER! NOT EATIN HIS SUPPER! WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID HE GO? HE DECOMPOSED! HE DECOMPOSED! HE COMPOSED MAN!" they all sang. "Where is my orange tango butter knife?" Sesshomarru asked. "It's in the post it note!" Kurama ansered. "Don't call me daughter!" Hiei said. "Could you eat my juice box?" Alfeegi asked. "FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! JUST NOW I FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW JUST NOW IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY JUST NOW JUST NOW I ATE IT ANYWAY ATE IT ANYWAY JUST NOW! GOT SICK GOT SICK GOT SICK JUST NOW JUST NOW I GOT SICK GOT SICK JUST NOW! CALLED THE DOCTOR CALLED THE DOCTOR CALLED THE DOCTOR THE DOCTOR JUST NOW! HAD SUGERY HAD SUGERY HAD SURGERY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I HAD SURGERY HAD SURGERY JUST NOW! DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I DIED ANYWAY DIED ANYWAY JUST NOW! WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN JUST NOW! JUST NOW I WENT TO HEAVEN WENT TO HEAVEN JUST NOW! KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL JUST NOW! JUST NOW I KICKED AN ANGEL KICKED AN ANGEL JUST NOW! WENT DOWN UNDER WENT DOWN UNDER JUST NOW! JUST NOW I WENT DOWN UNDER WENT DOWN UNDER JUST NOW! FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! JUST NOW I FOUND A PEANUT FOUND A PEANUT JUST NOW! IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! JUST NOW IT WAS ROTTEN IT WAS ROTTEN JUST NOW! THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY JUST NOW! JUST NOW I THREW IT AWAY THREW IT AWAY JUST NOW!" every one sang. Then Rune appeared. And he sang, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay! Who's that pretty girl in the mirror there? What mirror where?!" "RUNE!!!!!!!!!!" Rath called. "What?" Everyone answered. "HI!" Rath said. "HI!!!!!" everyone replied. And with that, they all did the Can-can on top of every rainbow in the universe.
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I don't own nada. I don't even own ducks. *cries.*
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