Pocket Rat: Man, I'm so lazy! I'm not updating, not doing homework, not
practicing my trumpet.... The list goes on and on and on and on and on! Dude!
Conscience: Do your chores.
Pocket Rat: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?
Conscience: Clean your room.
Pocket Rat: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Jumps out window*
Vegeta: *walks in* Due to the paranoid authoress, I shall be typing this for her. She does not own DBZ so don't sue her. On with the fi- ----
Pocket Rat: Ah no you don't!! *Jumps on his back* I say that!!! Sorry if there's any OOCness. On wit da ficcy!!!!!
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The morning birds chirped outside the open window. Piccolo sat up in his bed, enjoying their tune.
'Wait a second... Birds can't be up here!!!!' Looking out his window, he saw Dende crouched down making bird songs.
" Hi Piccolo! Uh.... Beautiful weather we're having?"
"Dende, knock it off with the bird calls. Makes you look as if you're a freak..."
"Oh, thanks Picc - -Hey!! People think we look like freaks anyway!!"
" You don't get off here much do you? For Dende's sake Dende," Dende scowled at him, his antennae twitching. "Sorry, I have a whole flock of females following me. Two in particular! The first one is a 4-year old girl and the second ones a teenager with short blonde and brown hair with glasses!!" (A.N.: Wait a second... I didn't write this... PICCOLO!!!! Piccolo: Yipe! Me: No, I wrote it... *giggles* Sorry Peanut_Butter, I had to do it) Dende shrugged, and walked away. Piccolo hopped out the window, following Dende. Getting bored very quickly, he walked an opposite direction, to his half of Dende's Tower. Opening the door, he quickly stepped in coming face-to-face with a huge silver door. He pressed a few buttons and, with a 'whoosh' from the door, stepped inside. The waterfall made the peaceful sound it always did, the trees swayed in the artificial wind. Breathing in deeply, he settled down to meditate.
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The door made its 'whoosh' sound as someone walked in. Piccolo opened his eyes a sliver and tried to sense the person out. Nothing appeared anywhere. He shrugged settling back into his meditating position. Legs swung back and forth out of the tree, the blue boots singing with the wind. Piccolo looked up and was faced by Goku.
" Howdy Piccolo! Good to see ya!" he jumped out of the tree, landing next to Piccolo, his goofy grin remaining in place. Piccolo shook his head at the man in wonder.
' How is he always joyful? I'll never get it...' Goku sat down and folded his arms like Piccolo.
" So, whatcha been up to?"
" The same thing I'm always up to... Training and meditating." Goku nodded.
" Mind if I stay here for a while? Chichi's filing for something..."
" A divorce!?!"
" Yep, that's it! That's the one! Yup, a divorce... Hey Piccolo... What's a divorce?" Piccolo grew a big sweatdrop on the left side of his face.
" Well, Goku... When a husband or wife doesn't want to be married anymore, they file for divorce. They go to court, get the divorce and then see who gets custody of the children."
" You mean I'm gonna fight my own wife—"
" Ex-wife"
"—ex-wife to get my sons!?!" Piccolo nodded. Goku looked at him, chuckled a little bit, and fainted.
" Goku. Goku?" Piccolo waved his hand in front of the man's face. He sighed, picking him up and carried him to Vegeta's hut.
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Piccolo knocked on the door of the tiny hut, waiting for an answer. The door swung open, facing him with scowling black eyes.
" What do you want!?!"
"... Your short..."
" Thank you for stating the obvious!! What do you want!!??"
" Can Goku stay here? We've got no room for him anywhere else."
" Why? Doesn't he have a home to go to?"
" Chichi's filing for divorce against him and when he found out... He fainted."
" Ah... Did I do the same thing?" Piccolo nodded, chuckling.
" Yes, you did... Can he stay?" Vegeta nodded, opening the door all the way. Piccolo walked in placing Goku on the couch. Giving a half nod to Vegeta, he left. Vegeta stared after him, an eyebrow raised. Goku's eyes were open, and what he saw sent him into hysterics.
" What!?!"
" You... you...like him!!!"
" I do not!!!" Vegeta yelled, blushing furiously. Goku started laughing all over again.
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Pocket Rat: Is it good? Review!!
Conscience: Mow the yard.
Pocket Rat: AHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Conscience: Do your chores.
Pocket Rat: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?
Conscience: Clean your room.
Pocket Rat: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Jumps out window*
Vegeta: *walks in* Due to the paranoid authoress, I shall be typing this for her. She does not own DBZ so don't sue her. On with the fi- ----
Pocket Rat: Ah no you don't!! *Jumps on his back* I say that!!! Sorry if there's any OOCness. On wit da ficcy!!!!!
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The morning birds chirped outside the open window. Piccolo sat up in his bed, enjoying their tune.
'Wait a second... Birds can't be up here!!!!' Looking out his window, he saw Dende crouched down making bird songs.
" Hi Piccolo! Uh.... Beautiful weather we're having?"
"Dende, knock it off with the bird calls. Makes you look as if you're a freak..."
"Oh, thanks Picc - -Hey!! People think we look like freaks anyway!!"
" You don't get off here much do you? For Dende's sake Dende," Dende scowled at him, his antennae twitching. "Sorry, I have a whole flock of females following me. Two in particular! The first one is a 4-year old girl and the second ones a teenager with short blonde and brown hair with glasses!!" (A.N.: Wait a second... I didn't write this... PICCOLO!!!! Piccolo: Yipe! Me: No, I wrote it... *giggles* Sorry Peanut_Butter, I had to do it) Dende shrugged, and walked away. Piccolo hopped out the window, following Dende. Getting bored very quickly, he walked an opposite direction, to his half of Dende's Tower. Opening the door, he quickly stepped in coming face-to-face with a huge silver door. He pressed a few buttons and, with a 'whoosh' from the door, stepped inside. The waterfall made the peaceful sound it always did, the trees swayed in the artificial wind. Breathing in deeply, he settled down to meditate.
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The door made its 'whoosh' sound as someone walked in. Piccolo opened his eyes a sliver and tried to sense the person out. Nothing appeared anywhere. He shrugged settling back into his meditating position. Legs swung back and forth out of the tree, the blue boots singing with the wind. Piccolo looked up and was faced by Goku.
" Howdy Piccolo! Good to see ya!" he jumped out of the tree, landing next to Piccolo, his goofy grin remaining in place. Piccolo shook his head at the man in wonder.
' How is he always joyful? I'll never get it...' Goku sat down and folded his arms like Piccolo.
" So, whatcha been up to?"
" The same thing I'm always up to... Training and meditating." Goku nodded.
" Mind if I stay here for a while? Chichi's filing for something..."
" A divorce!?!"
" Yep, that's it! That's the one! Yup, a divorce... Hey Piccolo... What's a divorce?" Piccolo grew a big sweatdrop on the left side of his face.
" Well, Goku... When a husband or wife doesn't want to be married anymore, they file for divorce. They go to court, get the divorce and then see who gets custody of the children."
" You mean I'm gonna fight my own wife—"
" Ex-wife"
"—ex-wife to get my sons!?!" Piccolo nodded. Goku looked at him, chuckled a little bit, and fainted.
" Goku. Goku?" Piccolo waved his hand in front of the man's face. He sighed, picking him up and carried him to Vegeta's hut.
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Piccolo knocked on the door of the tiny hut, waiting for an answer. The door swung open, facing him with scowling black eyes.
" What do you want!?!"
"... Your short..."
" Thank you for stating the obvious!! What do you want!!??"
" Can Goku stay here? We've got no room for him anywhere else."
" Why? Doesn't he have a home to go to?"
" Chichi's filing for divorce against him and when he found out... He fainted."
" Ah... Did I do the same thing?" Piccolo nodded, chuckling.
" Yes, you did... Can he stay?" Vegeta nodded, opening the door all the way. Piccolo walked in placing Goku on the couch. Giving a half nod to Vegeta, he left. Vegeta stared after him, an eyebrow raised. Goku's eyes were open, and what he saw sent him into hysterics.
" What!?!"
" You... you...like him!!!"
" I do not!!!" Vegeta yelled, blushing furiously. Goku started laughing all over again.
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Pocket Rat: Is it good? Review!!
Conscience: Mow the yard.
Pocket Rat: AHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*