A/N: I really have too much free time. Who comes up with stuff like this?

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As soon as I'm born He takes my parents away
And I'm sent to live with the damn Dursleys
Who lock me in a cupboard day after day

I'm a wizarding hero, that's what say
Oh a wizarding hero, yes that's what they say

But I'm hated at home and I'm beat up at school
Though I am clever I'm forced to play the fool
I think I'm going crazy and I don't know what to do

I'm a wizarding hero, that's what they say
Oh a wizarding hero, yes that's what they say

That's what the giant tells me, after ten something years
Of living with the Dursleys, cowering in fear
"Yer a wizard, Harry, an' a thumpin' good 'un I'd wager!"

I'm a wizarding hero, that's what they say
Oh a wizarding hero, yes that's what they say

And they tried to keep my magic from me
Tried to hold me back from my destiny!
But now that I know, it's a wizard I'll be

I'm a wizarding hero, that's what they say
Oh a wizarding hero, yes that's what they say

The scar on my head marks me in a crowd
"The boy who lived!" people scream and shout
They stare and it makes me want to scream out loud
I'm a wizarding hero, that's what they say
Oh a wizarding hero, yes that's what they say

I don't want to be a hero could you just let me be!
I can't be your fucking hero, just let me be!