*it's a wee bit slashy everything is inferred, innuendo rules. I don't own

these characters about to appear, I don't make any money either

*sigh*.thanks to tracey for her help, it now makes some kind of sense!

Discussions.

"Sam?"

"Ummm?"

"Sam!"

"Sorry Daniel, I was in another world."

"That's where we're supposed to be going."

"Ha, very funny."

"Must be hormones."

"What was that Colonel?"

"Nothing Carter, Alright kids, let's move on out."

.....

"Trees ."

"Mmmmm?"

"Lots of trees."

"Would you prefer an army of Jaffa, Jack?"

"Honestly? Yeah I would."

.....

"Jack?"

"Yeah?"

"I want Jaffas too or failing that some other geographical feature, I was

thinking maybe a river would be nice."

"Just think Danny, some of these trees might be relatives of some of your

books."

"Can you get tree crazy?"

"Don't know."

"I think you're exhibiting some of the symptons."

"I think we've come far enough away from the others now."

"For what? Are we gonna go back now?"

"No."

"No?"

"I was thinking-"

"I'm sure that you can get therapy for that."

"Daniel!"

"Sorry - trees getting to me."

"Feeling a little vicious today Daniel?"

"Must have got out of the wrong side of bed."

"Or maybe the wrong bed?"

"Jack!"

"I think we need a little chat here Danny boy."

"About my sleeping habits?"

"Something like that."

"This should be fun."

"And *I'm* said to be uncommunitive...Umm...You've been acting strange

around me lately and I want to know why *now*."

"You really want to know why?"

"Yeah."

"Right *now*?"

"For crying out loud Danny..."

.....

"You just kissed me!"

"I noticed that too Jack."

"Why?"

"Well *you* insisted on knowing-"

"Not that, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Umm, you're not going to punch me?"

"Punch you? I could kiss you!"

"Could?"

"OK I will then..."

......

"Colonel!"

"Get lost Carter or I'll have you court marshalled."

"For what?"

"Disturbing you're CO in the middle of some very important discussions."

"There do not appear to be any *discussions* taking place."

"Teal'c, why don't you and Carter go look at some rocks or something."

"Major Carter has finished collecting her samples."

"It's alright Teal'c, I think I missed a tree - let's go look for it."

"As you wish."

.....

"Daniel look at me."

"Jack..."

"Look at me Daniel."

"Jack, I'm not very good at *change in relationship* coversations."

"C'mon Daniel, look who you're talking to. I'm a relationship minefield with

optional air attacks."

"You're laughing at me."

"No Danny, never that."

"So where were we in our *discussion*?"

"I don't know, you're the linguist."

"I think that we were just about here..."

.....

"I think that's covered the main points Jack."

"Being?"

"I like you - you like me, let's go home and find a bed."

"I knew you could get to the point quickly if you tried."

-finis-

Ah ha. You'll never escape me. Alright so it's nice to have a semi- captive

audience. Anyone with any ideas for my next attempt?

Anyway ooddles and scroddles of Danny love,