when your friends write fanfictions about you
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
Well, hello my bestest friends. I think that wanna update now but before I do, I want to tell you that this story will shortly become an IZ/Harry Potter crossover. It's gonna be madness I tell you! So make sure you keep reading so you can catch the shocked witches and wizards and witches when they meet the great ZIIIIIIIIIIIM! Laterness!
Disclaimer: It's actually a good thing that I don't own Invader Zim and company, because I'd be very confused as to where it came from, since I have no creative fire element for creating my own characters. I'm very glad that JCV owns IZ, otherwise I would have nothing to write about.
For your sole enjoyment, I give you.... I guess, something to enjoy.... or something.... Hmmmm.
/
Pyx finally got the courage to open the door and peek inside. She thought that it was the most beautiful things she had ever seen, even though it might have been the most horrid sight ever devised. No, it was not my friend Mike in a thong, but it was pretty close.
There were the average filthy streets doused with slime and muck from the various people that climbed up from the sewers and begged for rat- burgers. Then there were the shoppers, hurrying past the wierdos from the underworld of the city, sometimes getting pulled aside to hear their fortune from a completely worthless peice of crap who had nothing better to do. Also, there were various recognizable fancharacters walking around in circles, shouting out famous quotes from the stories they were spawned from, most of those being, " I love you DIB!" Last there was the little children licking up the slime on the sidewalks, but that's nothing.
I'm sorry, did I say last? I meant second to last, because the last thing happened to be the last thing that Pyx was expecting to see.
Pyx: SID! What are YOU doing here?
Indeed it was Sid, Pyx's best friend and fellow fanfiction writer. She leaned against the nearest wall, looking onto the scene with apparent intrest until she heard her name. She turned around and waved at Pyx as if they met in alternate realities every day.
Sid: Hey Pyx how ya doin'?
Pyx: (obviously shocked) Fine I guess. (she walks into the world toward sid slowly, followed by Rea and GIR) What are you doing here?
Sid: Well apparently, I accidently opened this portal while I was meditating, and now I just decided that I would stay here and see all I can see. (she gestures to the scenery and smiles widely)
Rea: Hi SID! (she runs at sid and huggles her, how cute!)
Sid: O.O-^.^ Hi Rea!
Pyx: So, have you tried to find the IZ characters yet?
Sid: Nope, I thought I 'd wait for something. That something turned out to be you, wierd huh?
Pyx: Crazy! (laughs) ^-^
Rea: We should go find Zim, cause GIR wants his master. (looks back at GIR who is now licking the ground like the few children around)
Pyx: Good idea, Rea.
Sid: Follow the yellow brick road!
Pyx and Rea: o_o
Sid: Sounded like a good thing to say at the time.
Rea: Okay by me!
Pyx: (picking up GIR and pointing down the road) LETS GO! WHOOHOO!
Sid, Rea, and Pyx all skipped down the road toward the sunset and GIR jumped from Sid's to Pyx's head. This odd little group didn't get far without meeting someone they knew however, and it wasn't Zim.
It was Dib, and he was walking toward them, but looking behind him as he did, a dangerous practice, but he thought that the something following him had to be more dangerous than what was in front of him. He collided with Rea before he could look in front of him. Since Rea was slightly shorter than him he made them both fall over backwards. He shook his head and looked on, seeing the girls and the robot still bouncing on their heads.
Dib: Uh... Who are you? And what are you doing with Zim's retarded robot?(gets up and brushes himself off)
Rea: (getting up too, spreading out her "wings" and trying to appear frightening) We're the demons from The Realm of Darkness!
Dib: (narrows eyes) Really?
Pyx: No, actually, I'm Pyx, This is my friend Sid and my sister Rea. We were on our way to find Zim.
Dib: Why?
Sid: We wanted to return his robot to him.
Dib: You guys know that he's an alien right?
Rea, Pyx and Sid: Yup. ^.^
Dib: WOW! People who actually believe me! (does a sort of jig)
Pyx: You mean that those fancharacters back there don't believe you?
Dib: Fancharacters? What are those?
Pyx: (pulls Sid aside and wispers to her) He doesn't know what fancharacters are?
Sid: I don't know if he can access those characters until he's expected to, you know, when someone wants to write a fanfiction. Once those characters are no longer needed for the story, they're discarded and the maincharacters' minds are erased of the dilemma.
Pyx: Oh, I get it.
Dib: What are you talking about?
Sid: About fancharacters and why you don't know they exist.
Dib: Oh. (shrugs because he's got better things to worry about than silly conversations about fan-thingys)
A new member in their group, they continueddown the street. They couldn't skip anymore because Dib said it freaked him out so they no longer had anything to distract them from GIR who was still jumping on their heads. Pyx had had just about enough and was about to yell at GIR when Dib stopped dead and pointed a little further down their trek.
Dib: Gaz O_O
Pyx: It is! Hey GAZ!
Gaz: (walking over to them) How did you know my name?
Sid: Dib said it.
Gaz: (turning to Dib) You have friends?
Dib: Apparently. (eyes Pyx, Sid and Rea) Are you my friends?
Pyx: Yeah we are! 100 percent yeah!
Sid and Rea: ^.^
Dib: (excitedly) So you'll help me capture Zim?
Sid: Don't go that far.
Pyx: Yeah, you're on your own with that one.
Rea: Our hands are tied by the system.
Gaz and Dib: (look at each other) What system?
Pyx: Aw, Rea says the cutest things! (kisses Rea's forehead)
Rea: YAY! ^_^
Gaz: (takes out GS2 and starts playing) You have some dumb friends Dib.
Sid: (angry out of her mind) Hey these two might be dumb, but I am not stupid! (jabs her finger in Gaz's face, not a smart move)
Gaz: (drops GS2 and starts to beat up Sid)
Sid: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
Pyx: (to Dib) Shall we continue on?
Dib: Don't you think we should wait for Sid?
Pyx: That might take a millenium! I don't have that kind of time! (grabs Dib's hand and runs off in the direction they were going before they stopped)
Rea: Hey wait for me!
Rea ran after the two, catching up and holding Dib's other hand. Dib wasn't too happy about either of them holding his hand but at least he could be sure that he wouldn't be the next victim of Gaz's rage. Sid limped as fast as she could to catch up, Gaz's teeth latched onto her leg.
And who said Gaz didn't play dirty? I gotta go now, but I'll make sure I update pretty soon, KAY? Bye! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
Well, hello my bestest friends. I think that wanna update now but before I do, I want to tell you that this story will shortly become an IZ/Harry Potter crossover. It's gonna be madness I tell you! So make sure you keep reading so you can catch the shocked witches and wizards and witches when they meet the great ZIIIIIIIIIIIM! Laterness!
Disclaimer: It's actually a good thing that I don't own Invader Zim and company, because I'd be very confused as to where it came from, since I have no creative fire element for creating my own characters. I'm very glad that JCV owns IZ, otherwise I would have nothing to write about.
For your sole enjoyment, I give you.... I guess, something to enjoy.... or something.... Hmmmm.
/
Pyx finally got the courage to open the door and peek inside. She thought that it was the most beautiful things she had ever seen, even though it might have been the most horrid sight ever devised. No, it was not my friend Mike in a thong, but it was pretty close.
There were the average filthy streets doused with slime and muck from the various people that climbed up from the sewers and begged for rat- burgers. Then there were the shoppers, hurrying past the wierdos from the underworld of the city, sometimes getting pulled aside to hear their fortune from a completely worthless peice of crap who had nothing better to do. Also, there were various recognizable fancharacters walking around in circles, shouting out famous quotes from the stories they were spawned from, most of those being, " I love you DIB!" Last there was the little children licking up the slime on the sidewalks, but that's nothing.
I'm sorry, did I say last? I meant second to last, because the last thing happened to be the last thing that Pyx was expecting to see.
Pyx: SID! What are YOU doing here?
Indeed it was Sid, Pyx's best friend and fellow fanfiction writer. She leaned against the nearest wall, looking onto the scene with apparent intrest until she heard her name. She turned around and waved at Pyx as if they met in alternate realities every day.
Sid: Hey Pyx how ya doin'?
Pyx: (obviously shocked) Fine I guess. (she walks into the world toward sid slowly, followed by Rea and GIR) What are you doing here?
Sid: Well apparently, I accidently opened this portal while I was meditating, and now I just decided that I would stay here and see all I can see. (she gestures to the scenery and smiles widely)
Rea: Hi SID! (she runs at sid and huggles her, how cute!)
Sid: O.O-^.^ Hi Rea!
Pyx: So, have you tried to find the IZ characters yet?
Sid: Nope, I thought I 'd wait for something. That something turned out to be you, wierd huh?
Pyx: Crazy! (laughs) ^-^
Rea: We should go find Zim, cause GIR wants his master. (looks back at GIR who is now licking the ground like the few children around)
Pyx: Good idea, Rea.
Sid: Follow the yellow brick road!
Pyx and Rea: o_o
Sid: Sounded like a good thing to say at the time.
Rea: Okay by me!
Pyx: (picking up GIR and pointing down the road) LETS GO! WHOOHOO!
Sid, Rea, and Pyx all skipped down the road toward the sunset and GIR jumped from Sid's to Pyx's head. This odd little group didn't get far without meeting someone they knew however, and it wasn't Zim.
It was Dib, and he was walking toward them, but looking behind him as he did, a dangerous practice, but he thought that the something following him had to be more dangerous than what was in front of him. He collided with Rea before he could look in front of him. Since Rea was slightly shorter than him he made them both fall over backwards. He shook his head and looked on, seeing the girls and the robot still bouncing on their heads.
Dib: Uh... Who are you? And what are you doing with Zim's retarded robot?(gets up and brushes himself off)
Rea: (getting up too, spreading out her "wings" and trying to appear frightening) We're the demons from The Realm of Darkness!
Dib: (narrows eyes) Really?
Pyx: No, actually, I'm Pyx, This is my friend Sid and my sister Rea. We were on our way to find Zim.
Dib: Why?
Sid: We wanted to return his robot to him.
Dib: You guys know that he's an alien right?
Rea, Pyx and Sid: Yup. ^.^
Dib: WOW! People who actually believe me! (does a sort of jig)
Pyx: You mean that those fancharacters back there don't believe you?
Dib: Fancharacters? What are those?
Pyx: (pulls Sid aside and wispers to her) He doesn't know what fancharacters are?
Sid: I don't know if he can access those characters until he's expected to, you know, when someone wants to write a fanfiction. Once those characters are no longer needed for the story, they're discarded and the maincharacters' minds are erased of the dilemma.
Pyx: Oh, I get it.
Dib: What are you talking about?
Sid: About fancharacters and why you don't know they exist.
Dib: Oh. (shrugs because he's got better things to worry about than silly conversations about fan-thingys)
A new member in their group, they continueddown the street. They couldn't skip anymore because Dib said it freaked him out so they no longer had anything to distract them from GIR who was still jumping on their heads. Pyx had had just about enough and was about to yell at GIR when Dib stopped dead and pointed a little further down their trek.
Dib: Gaz O_O
Pyx: It is! Hey GAZ!
Gaz: (walking over to them) How did you know my name?
Sid: Dib said it.
Gaz: (turning to Dib) You have friends?
Dib: Apparently. (eyes Pyx, Sid and Rea) Are you my friends?
Pyx: Yeah we are! 100 percent yeah!
Sid and Rea: ^.^
Dib: (excitedly) So you'll help me capture Zim?
Sid: Don't go that far.
Pyx: Yeah, you're on your own with that one.
Rea: Our hands are tied by the system.
Gaz and Dib: (look at each other) What system?
Pyx: Aw, Rea says the cutest things! (kisses Rea's forehead)
Rea: YAY! ^_^
Gaz: (takes out GS2 and starts playing) You have some dumb friends Dib.
Sid: (angry out of her mind) Hey these two might be dumb, but I am not stupid! (jabs her finger in Gaz's face, not a smart move)
Gaz: (drops GS2 and starts to beat up Sid)
Sid: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
Pyx: (to Dib) Shall we continue on?
Dib: Don't you think we should wait for Sid?
Pyx: That might take a millenium! I don't have that kind of time! (grabs Dib's hand and runs off in the direction they were going before they stopped)
Rea: Hey wait for me!
Rea ran after the two, catching up and holding Dib's other hand. Dib wasn't too happy about either of them holding his hand but at least he could be sure that he wouldn't be the next victim of Gaz's rage. Sid limped as fast as she could to catch up, Gaz's teeth latched onto her leg.
And who said Gaz didn't play dirty? I gotta go now, but I'll make sure I update pretty soon, KAY? Bye! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator