when your friends write fanfictions about you
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
I wish I didn't have a million other things to do but, unfortunately, I have to write a persuasive speech, do ten section reviews in my Science book, do an annoying project for my math cass to prove that I've learned the material and write this next chapter! Well, good luck to me! I certainly hope that you're having a fun and LESURELY weekend! Well, Pyxie OUT!
Disclaimer: Woo! I wish I could proclaim over the entire universe that I own Invader ZIM, but, alas, I haven't found a microphone big enough yet. Also, there's the little teeny weeny fact that I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM! NOOOOOO! Don't sue me!
On with it already!
/
Pyxis skipped along dispite the complaints from Dib, who, since he was at least three times shorter than her, was still dangling off her hand. Rea was running in the middle of the highway with her arms spread wide, cape flying while she swerved in front of the very few cars that there were so that they would spin out. This made her laugh. Giggling, she let GIR ride on her head while she disturbed the drivers of the city. A pile-up was slowly building behind the group.
As for Sid and Gaz, they were getting along okay now. Instead of trying to kill Sid, Gaz actually listened to what she had to say about her. Sid was having fun complimenting and insulting Gaz back and forth for an entire half-hour.
Sid: I like to hurt people too, ya know. (draws herself up proudly)
Gaz: Are you trying to impress me? (looks at Sid with a sort of fury)
Sid: If I was, I was unaware of it.
Sid: (thinking) More like I was trying to impress myself, if that's even possible....
Gaz: Right. (speaking up) Does anyone know where we're going?
Pyx stopped dead at this statement. She looked around but she realized very quickly that there was no use to that because she had no idea how to navigate this place.
Pyx: Hmmmm....
Dib: That's what I've been trying to say to you for the last ten minutes! You missed the "exit", so to speak.
Sid: Speak english, boi!
Pyx: (giggle)
Rea: Yeah! Speak english, boi!
GIR: BOI!
Dib: But... I wasn't speaking a different language...
Pyx: They mean to say what you said in a manner in which idiots like them can comprehend.
Sid: (eating a steak that she didn't have before) What?
Dib: Okay. We missed the street that Zim lives on!
Rea: GASP!
Sid: (steak sauce smeared around her mouth) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pyx: Where did you get that?(points at steak)
Sid: I donno, it just sort of appeared.
Gaz: (playing her GS2 again) Why am I even hanging around you guys again?
Pyx: (turning around to look at Gaz in puzzlement) I don't know. I think only you can answer that.
Gaz: Hmmm, you're regrettably right.
Dib: (looking up at Pyx) Can you let go of my arm now? You're starting to cut off the circulation in it.
Pyx: Oh, am I? (puts Dib down on the ground and starts to smooth out the sleeves of his coat)
Dib: What are you doing?
Pyx: It's just such a wonderfull, amazing, intriguing, not to mention hypnotizing and magical, coat that it doesn't deserve to be wrinkled. (starts to wail with honor at being in the presence of the coat)
Dib: (stands, staring at Pyx with a pity filled look while a puddle grows around his feet)
Pyx: (suddenly stops her crying) Okay I'm over it.
Gaz: Well, if we're going to get to Zim's house anytime soon, I suggest we get to it. Dib, you lead so that SOME PEOPLE (glares up at Pyx) don't make us fall behind.
Dib: Why are you so eager to get to Zim's house all of a sudden?
Gaz: Because, (aquires death glare at her brother, who cringes) the sooner we get to stupid Zim's house, the sooner they can return his stupid robot and the sooner they can go back to where they came from so that I can sleep soundly knowing that morons like that are no longer in my midst.
Dib: So why don't you get rid of everyone on the planet?
Sid, Rea and Pyx: (gasp)
Dib: I mean, seriously if we're talking about morons like them, it just so happens that the entire Earth is teeming with them. You could have a homicidal holiday.
Sid and Rea: (gasp)
Pyx: Interesting thought Dib. I don't think that you're as stupid as everyone says you are.
Rea: (gasp, then looks at Sid with annoyance) HEY! Are you relinquishing your gasping duties? 'Cause I'll cut you off, you know I will!
Sid: (shrugs, still chewing on her steak)
Rea: Holy evil cockroaches! First Pyx and now you!
Pyx: By the way Sid, Why are you being so quiet? You usually never shut up.
Dib: Oh yeah, like you can make any sort of claim to shutting up. (crosses his arms in frustration at her hypocrytical statemnet)
Pyx: Hey! That wasn't very nice!
Dib: Gaz insults you guys all the time, why don't you get on her case about it?!
Pyx: Because she has the right to insult everybody alive! She's scarier than you are! You're just annoying!
Dib: Oh and you wanna talk about being nice! Someone's a hypocrite!
Pyx: (lowers her head in shame) I'm sorry.
Dib: (glare softens a bit) Well I guess I am a bit annoying from time to time....
Pyx: And I do talk alot.
Dib: (mumbling) Sorry.
Pyx: (mumbling) Sorry.
Rea: (gasp)
Pyx: (looks at Rea) what?
Gaz: That was the lamest fight I think I've ever seen.
Sid: (nods, STILL chewing on her steak)
Pyx: (looks back at Dib, then shifts her eyes back and forth) This moment never happened.
Gaz: Are we talking about THIS moment, your fight, or your make up?
Dib and Pyx: All of it.
Rea: Gotcha! (points at Dib and Pyx and winks)
Sid: ( throws her steak on the ground) I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!
All but Sid: Huh?!
Sid: I chew and chew and chew, and it never gets any smaller! The Horror! The Gazzy HORROR!
Gaz: Now I'm flattered.
Rea: CALM YOURSELF SID!
Pyx: Your kidding right? You should have known that her spell of silence would result in her screaming her head off. IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME!
Rea: WAIT A MINUTE!
Dib: What is it now?
Rea: Where's GIR?
Gaz: You lost him? He's the whole reason we're here and you lost him?! (fire erupts from every crevice in the pavement and Gaz screams in a surrounded-by-freaks-and-there-is-no-way-out kind of way. All in all, it's a pretty scary scene)
Pyx: There he is!
And there he was, running as fast as his short little legs would carry him. He only ran for about two more seconds when he turned off on the street that the rest of the gang had missed. While Pyx assumed that he had gotten bored of all of their fighting and ran down to where his master lived she dragged the hysterical Sid down to where he was last seen.
Dib: What are you doing? You... sort of returned him to where he belongs. Shouldn't you be going now?
Pyx: I have to make sure that he gets there okay!
Gaz: (shakes head, starts to follow Pyx and Sid) I knew I was going to regret taking a walk later today.
Rea: (running after GIR) GIR! MY BUDDY! COOOOOOME BAAAAACK!
Dib: Maybe I should just leave.... NO! Maybe they're insane, but they're still the only people that believe me! Maybe they'll change their mind about capturing Zim once they see him!
Gaz: Dib, you might have realized that nobody's listening! Stop TALKING TO YOURSELF!
Dib: (runs after the others)
Okay, if Gaz wasn't listening, how did she know that Dib was talking at all? Oh well, you figure it out for yourself! I'm too tired to do all of this brainwork! You might have noticed that my little eight year old sister is quite sophisticated. I assure you, I don't know anything about it. We're both really sophisticated for our age, which doesn't make any sense because Our dad's a hillbilly, and our mom's an extreme introvert. Oh well, just another mystery to solve, though I'm not really sure I'll be able to. Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator
Chapter one- someone is at the door...
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
I wish I didn't have a million other things to do but, unfortunately, I have to write a persuasive speech, do ten section reviews in my Science book, do an annoying project for my math cass to prove that I've learned the material and write this next chapter! Well, good luck to me! I certainly hope that you're having a fun and LESURELY weekend! Well, Pyxie OUT!
Disclaimer: Woo! I wish I could proclaim over the entire universe that I own Invader ZIM, but, alas, I haven't found a microphone big enough yet. Also, there's the little teeny weeny fact that I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM! NOOOOOO! Don't sue me!
On with it already!
/
Pyxis skipped along dispite the complaints from Dib, who, since he was at least three times shorter than her, was still dangling off her hand. Rea was running in the middle of the highway with her arms spread wide, cape flying while she swerved in front of the very few cars that there were so that they would spin out. This made her laugh. Giggling, she let GIR ride on her head while she disturbed the drivers of the city. A pile-up was slowly building behind the group.
As for Sid and Gaz, they were getting along okay now. Instead of trying to kill Sid, Gaz actually listened to what she had to say about her. Sid was having fun complimenting and insulting Gaz back and forth for an entire half-hour.
Sid: I like to hurt people too, ya know. (draws herself up proudly)
Gaz: Are you trying to impress me? (looks at Sid with a sort of fury)
Sid: If I was, I was unaware of it.
Sid: (thinking) More like I was trying to impress myself, if that's even possible....
Gaz: Right. (speaking up) Does anyone know where we're going?
Pyx stopped dead at this statement. She looked around but she realized very quickly that there was no use to that because she had no idea how to navigate this place.
Pyx: Hmmmm....
Dib: That's what I've been trying to say to you for the last ten minutes! You missed the "exit", so to speak.
Sid: Speak english, boi!
Pyx: (giggle)
Rea: Yeah! Speak english, boi!
GIR: BOI!
Dib: But... I wasn't speaking a different language...
Pyx: They mean to say what you said in a manner in which idiots like them can comprehend.
Sid: (eating a steak that she didn't have before) What?
Dib: Okay. We missed the street that Zim lives on!
Rea: GASP!
Sid: (steak sauce smeared around her mouth) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pyx: Where did you get that?(points at steak)
Sid: I donno, it just sort of appeared.
Gaz: (playing her GS2 again) Why am I even hanging around you guys again?
Pyx: (turning around to look at Gaz in puzzlement) I don't know. I think only you can answer that.
Gaz: Hmmm, you're regrettably right.
Dib: (looking up at Pyx) Can you let go of my arm now? You're starting to cut off the circulation in it.
Pyx: Oh, am I? (puts Dib down on the ground and starts to smooth out the sleeves of his coat)
Dib: What are you doing?
Pyx: It's just such a wonderfull, amazing, intriguing, not to mention hypnotizing and magical, coat that it doesn't deserve to be wrinkled. (starts to wail with honor at being in the presence of the coat)
Dib: (stands, staring at Pyx with a pity filled look while a puddle grows around his feet)
Pyx: (suddenly stops her crying) Okay I'm over it.
Gaz: Well, if we're going to get to Zim's house anytime soon, I suggest we get to it. Dib, you lead so that SOME PEOPLE (glares up at Pyx) don't make us fall behind.
Dib: Why are you so eager to get to Zim's house all of a sudden?
Gaz: Because, (aquires death glare at her brother, who cringes) the sooner we get to stupid Zim's house, the sooner they can return his stupid robot and the sooner they can go back to where they came from so that I can sleep soundly knowing that morons like that are no longer in my midst.
Dib: So why don't you get rid of everyone on the planet?
Sid, Rea and Pyx: (gasp)
Dib: I mean, seriously if we're talking about morons like them, it just so happens that the entire Earth is teeming with them. You could have a homicidal holiday.
Sid and Rea: (gasp)
Pyx: Interesting thought Dib. I don't think that you're as stupid as everyone says you are.
Rea: (gasp, then looks at Sid with annoyance) HEY! Are you relinquishing your gasping duties? 'Cause I'll cut you off, you know I will!
Sid: (shrugs, still chewing on her steak)
Rea: Holy evil cockroaches! First Pyx and now you!
Pyx: By the way Sid, Why are you being so quiet? You usually never shut up.
Dib: Oh yeah, like you can make any sort of claim to shutting up. (crosses his arms in frustration at her hypocrytical statemnet)
Pyx: Hey! That wasn't very nice!
Dib: Gaz insults you guys all the time, why don't you get on her case about it?!
Pyx: Because she has the right to insult everybody alive! She's scarier than you are! You're just annoying!
Dib: Oh and you wanna talk about being nice! Someone's a hypocrite!
Pyx: (lowers her head in shame) I'm sorry.
Dib: (glare softens a bit) Well I guess I am a bit annoying from time to time....
Pyx: And I do talk alot.
Dib: (mumbling) Sorry.
Pyx: (mumbling) Sorry.
Rea: (gasp)
Pyx: (looks at Rea) what?
Gaz: That was the lamest fight I think I've ever seen.
Sid: (nods, STILL chewing on her steak)
Pyx: (looks back at Dib, then shifts her eyes back and forth) This moment never happened.
Gaz: Are we talking about THIS moment, your fight, or your make up?
Dib and Pyx: All of it.
Rea: Gotcha! (points at Dib and Pyx and winks)
Sid: ( throws her steak on the ground) I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!
All but Sid: Huh?!
Sid: I chew and chew and chew, and it never gets any smaller! The Horror! The Gazzy HORROR!
Gaz: Now I'm flattered.
Rea: CALM YOURSELF SID!
Pyx: Your kidding right? You should have known that her spell of silence would result in her screaming her head off. IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME!
Rea: WAIT A MINUTE!
Dib: What is it now?
Rea: Where's GIR?
Gaz: You lost him? He's the whole reason we're here and you lost him?! (fire erupts from every crevice in the pavement and Gaz screams in a surrounded-by-freaks-and-there-is-no-way-out kind of way. All in all, it's a pretty scary scene)
Pyx: There he is!
And there he was, running as fast as his short little legs would carry him. He only ran for about two more seconds when he turned off on the street that the rest of the gang had missed. While Pyx assumed that he had gotten bored of all of their fighting and ran down to where his master lived she dragged the hysterical Sid down to where he was last seen.
Dib: What are you doing? You... sort of returned him to where he belongs. Shouldn't you be going now?
Pyx: I have to make sure that he gets there okay!
Gaz: (shakes head, starts to follow Pyx and Sid) I knew I was going to regret taking a walk later today.
Rea: (running after GIR) GIR! MY BUDDY! COOOOOOME BAAAAACK!
Dib: Maybe I should just leave.... NO! Maybe they're insane, but they're still the only people that believe me! Maybe they'll change their mind about capturing Zim once they see him!
Gaz: Dib, you might have realized that nobody's listening! Stop TALKING TO YOURSELF!
Dib: (runs after the others)
Okay, if Gaz wasn't listening, how did she know that Dib was talking at all? Oh well, you figure it out for yourself! I'm too tired to do all of this brainwork! You might have noticed that my little eight year old sister is quite sophisticated. I assure you, I don't know anything about it. We're both really sophisticated for our age, which doesn't make any sense because Our dad's a hillbilly, and our mom's an extreme introvert. Oh well, just another mystery to solve, though I'm not really sure I'll be able to. Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator