when your friends write fanfictions about you
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
I have an ingenous plan to overthow Nickelodeon, but first I must establish myself as on of them. This is going to be tougher than I thought. Oh well, I just met an old friend today. She dropped out of high school before but she was bored so she came to my school with my other friend Toni. She's going to be here all the rest of the week. I think I'm going to explode from happiness bubbles now (blows up).
Disclaimer: I think it's safe to say that I have put enough of these things in all my would-be stories to last me a lifetime. In this case, I hope no one will sue me when I have worked so hard to ensure that you all know I, though I am great, am not the great mind that brought Zim into being. That credit goes to my insomnia-ridden friend Jhonen Vasquez. /
Pyxis ran around the corner and ran at GIR with a vengance. She only stopped when she saw what was at the end of the cul-de-sac that lay ahead.
It was Zim's wonderful house, the odd little abode from which thick wires sprouted and attached to the houses on either side of it. Pyx's eyes grew wide with reverance and awe at the fact that she was actually there, in front of the alien's shelter and base with the little patch of grass in front of it that was cut in two by the side walk. Sid stopped screaming to stare lovingly at the giant gnomes and other unusual lawn ornaments laid out across it. Rea caught up to them only to stop and goggle as well. Dib came up behind them, panting, Gaz not far behind, still tapping on the GS2.
Dib: Hello? What's the hold up?(sees the look on Pyx, Rea and Sid's faces) Oh, Yeah. You see, I told you he was an extraterrestrial demon! There's proof right there! How can anyone mistake that for a normal house?
Pyx: (groping Sid's arm distractedly) Sid... Do you see? It's....
Pyx and Sid: Zim's house!
Dib: (disturbed by their their ecstacy) Uh... Yeah.
Gaz: So are you going to return the little twerp or what?
Rea: But... It's so beautiful... (wipes a tear from her eye)
Dib: (looking down at Rea with a horrified look on his face) Beautiful?! It's hideous! It's the most discusting-
Sid: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ZIM'S HOUSE LIKE THAT!
Dib: O.O
Pyx: Sid's RIGHT! Zim's house is a sacred icon and should be treated as such!
Rea: Don't you be dissin'!
Gaz: (snickers) Yeah Dib, be nice to Zim's house.
Dib: But-
Pyx: Shh!
Dib: I-
Sid: Zip it!
Dib: How-
Sid: I said ZIP IT mister!
Gaz: I don't know if you've noticed but Zim's stupid robot is almost to his house. I think we should leave now.
Pyx: Yeah, we've done all we can, let's-
Sid: NO! I wanna say hi to Zim!
Rea: Yeah! We didn't just come here to watch GIR just walk into Zim's base and never see any of the inside!
Dib: (evil, conspiritory grin on his face) I agree, let's go pay Zim a visit.
Pyx: I don't know Dib, you don't look like you've got the best of intentions...
Gaz: Of course he doesn't, he thinks that by defeating Zim, he's saving all of humanity.
Dib: Gaz?!
Gaz: I can play Gameslave and listen to your insane ranting too ya know. I just don't bother to most of the time.
Dib: Oh.
Pyx: Okay, Gaz multitasks while Dib makes insane accusations. This'll be great information for my book about your lifestyles... (starts to write notes in a spiral notebook which appeared out of nowhere)
Dib: I do NOT make insane accusations! He really is an alien! I thought you believed me!
Pyx: I do! But if I wanna get this published I gotta call you crazy or people will think I'm crazy!
Sid: But you are crazy.
Pyx: It's best if people don't know that. See how THEY discriminate against me?! ( gestures to Dib and Gaz wildly) Rea?
Rea: (coming from the end of the street) Hi! Can I have somma that?!
Pyx Rea and Dib: Huh?
Rea had made her way across the street to the sidewalk in front of Zim's house and was confronting Zim himself. Apparently, he had set up a lemonade stand that the five of them had been oblivious to at first. Pyx, suddenly looking quite frightened, shot after her off down the street. Sid streaking off behind her. Dib looked on either side of him and then, slightly concerned with what Zim was doing as well, jogged to meet them. Gaz, left behind, walked as slow as she could in the direction of her comrades.
Pyx: (snatching Rea out of the way before she could grab the cup that Zim was handing her) Rea! Don't touch that stuff! Don't you know that Zim hates humans? He could hurt you!
Rea: Aw, but-
Zim: What are you talking about? I am just selling normal lemon- uh, stuff, like a normal filth-worm baby! (grinning falsely)
Dib: ZIM!
Zim: It's the DIB!
GIR: (jumps out from behind Zim's stand) YAY!
Dib: (get's in Zim's face) What are you up to?
Zim: (snarling) If anyone has less of a right to know that valuable information, it's you!
Rea: Pyx! I'm thirsty!
Sid: Let her have some lemonaide, Pyx.
Pyx: But what if Zim-
Zim: You have NOT been listening to this pathetic excuse for an organism (points to Dib)!
Pyx: We don't need to! We can get our own clues!
Dib: You call ME pathetic?! What about all of your stupid plans? Huh? Huh?
Sid: Let's get you guys strait, shall we? Dib's annoying (points to Dib) and Zim's a moron (points to Zim)
Dib: You-
Zim: I am ZIM! ZIM is not a moron! You dare to insult me?! ME?!
GIR: You like my new hat? (is wearing the pitcher from the stand on his head, lemonaide pouring off the sides of his head)
Zim: GI-IR! You have ruined my attempt to be normal with your incessant insanity!
Pyx: Wait, you weren't trying to poisen the humans with your lemonaide of doom?
Zim: Filthy monkey filth! Why- wait, interesting prospect! I may just have use for you! (points at Pyx and grins wickedly)
Pyx: Yeah right... (laughs hysterically)
Dib: You were just trying to look normal?
Zim: That's none of your business!
Sid: Rea, slap your sister.
Rea: (does just that)
Pyx: Thanks.
Gaz: Zim, gimme some lemonaide.
Zim: That's two monies.
Pyx: (pulls Dib aside while Zim's distracted) Hey Dib, Zim doesn't know much about the human race, does he?
Dib: I'd have to say he knows close to nothing.
Pyx: Good, I have an idea, just play along alright?
Dib: (eyes sparkling with anticipation) Alright!
Pyx: Rea, go with GIR into Zim's house and play!
Rea and GIR: OKAY! (run into the house)
Zim: NO! I will not allow it! A human in my base?! The very idea is-
Sid: Cool it, space boy!
Zim: Cool it...?
Pyx: Hey Zim, I brought your robot to you and kept him from destroying your plans for world conquest and I would like a favor back...
Well hey, wadooya know? I can do cliffhangers too! Well, be sure to come back next time to see Pyx's big plan played out! All I can tell you about the next chapter is that I'm going to have to change the rating for, uhm... some... reasons. Well, (coughs) see ya! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
I have an ingenous plan to overthow Nickelodeon, but first I must establish myself as on of them. This is going to be tougher than I thought. Oh well, I just met an old friend today. She dropped out of high school before but she was bored so she came to my school with my other friend Toni. She's going to be here all the rest of the week. I think I'm going to explode from happiness bubbles now (blows up).
Disclaimer: I think it's safe to say that I have put enough of these things in all my would-be stories to last me a lifetime. In this case, I hope no one will sue me when I have worked so hard to ensure that you all know I, though I am great, am not the great mind that brought Zim into being. That credit goes to my insomnia-ridden friend Jhonen Vasquez. /
Pyxis ran around the corner and ran at GIR with a vengance. She only stopped when she saw what was at the end of the cul-de-sac that lay ahead.
It was Zim's wonderful house, the odd little abode from which thick wires sprouted and attached to the houses on either side of it. Pyx's eyes grew wide with reverance and awe at the fact that she was actually there, in front of the alien's shelter and base with the little patch of grass in front of it that was cut in two by the side walk. Sid stopped screaming to stare lovingly at the giant gnomes and other unusual lawn ornaments laid out across it. Rea caught up to them only to stop and goggle as well. Dib came up behind them, panting, Gaz not far behind, still tapping on the GS2.
Dib: Hello? What's the hold up?(sees the look on Pyx, Rea and Sid's faces) Oh, Yeah. You see, I told you he was an extraterrestrial demon! There's proof right there! How can anyone mistake that for a normal house?
Pyx: (groping Sid's arm distractedly) Sid... Do you see? It's....
Pyx and Sid: Zim's house!
Dib: (disturbed by their their ecstacy) Uh... Yeah.
Gaz: So are you going to return the little twerp or what?
Rea: But... It's so beautiful... (wipes a tear from her eye)
Dib: (looking down at Rea with a horrified look on his face) Beautiful?! It's hideous! It's the most discusting-
Sid: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ZIM'S HOUSE LIKE THAT!
Dib: O.O
Pyx: Sid's RIGHT! Zim's house is a sacred icon and should be treated as such!
Rea: Don't you be dissin'!
Gaz: (snickers) Yeah Dib, be nice to Zim's house.
Dib: But-
Pyx: Shh!
Dib: I-
Sid: Zip it!
Dib: How-
Sid: I said ZIP IT mister!
Gaz: I don't know if you've noticed but Zim's stupid robot is almost to his house. I think we should leave now.
Pyx: Yeah, we've done all we can, let's-
Sid: NO! I wanna say hi to Zim!
Rea: Yeah! We didn't just come here to watch GIR just walk into Zim's base and never see any of the inside!
Dib: (evil, conspiritory grin on his face) I agree, let's go pay Zim a visit.
Pyx: I don't know Dib, you don't look like you've got the best of intentions...
Gaz: Of course he doesn't, he thinks that by defeating Zim, he's saving all of humanity.
Dib: Gaz?!
Gaz: I can play Gameslave and listen to your insane ranting too ya know. I just don't bother to most of the time.
Dib: Oh.
Pyx: Okay, Gaz multitasks while Dib makes insane accusations. This'll be great information for my book about your lifestyles... (starts to write notes in a spiral notebook which appeared out of nowhere)
Dib: I do NOT make insane accusations! He really is an alien! I thought you believed me!
Pyx: I do! But if I wanna get this published I gotta call you crazy or people will think I'm crazy!
Sid: But you are crazy.
Pyx: It's best if people don't know that. See how THEY discriminate against me?! ( gestures to Dib and Gaz wildly) Rea?
Rea: (coming from the end of the street) Hi! Can I have somma that?!
Pyx Rea and Dib: Huh?
Rea had made her way across the street to the sidewalk in front of Zim's house and was confronting Zim himself. Apparently, he had set up a lemonade stand that the five of them had been oblivious to at first. Pyx, suddenly looking quite frightened, shot after her off down the street. Sid streaking off behind her. Dib looked on either side of him and then, slightly concerned with what Zim was doing as well, jogged to meet them. Gaz, left behind, walked as slow as she could in the direction of her comrades.
Pyx: (snatching Rea out of the way before she could grab the cup that Zim was handing her) Rea! Don't touch that stuff! Don't you know that Zim hates humans? He could hurt you!
Rea: Aw, but-
Zim: What are you talking about? I am just selling normal lemon- uh, stuff, like a normal filth-worm baby! (grinning falsely)
Dib: ZIM!
Zim: It's the DIB!
GIR: (jumps out from behind Zim's stand) YAY!
Dib: (get's in Zim's face) What are you up to?
Zim: (snarling) If anyone has less of a right to know that valuable information, it's you!
Rea: Pyx! I'm thirsty!
Sid: Let her have some lemonaide, Pyx.
Pyx: But what if Zim-
Zim: You have NOT been listening to this pathetic excuse for an organism (points to Dib)!
Pyx: We don't need to! We can get our own clues!
Dib: You call ME pathetic?! What about all of your stupid plans? Huh? Huh?
Sid: Let's get you guys strait, shall we? Dib's annoying (points to Dib) and Zim's a moron (points to Zim)
Dib: You-
Zim: I am ZIM! ZIM is not a moron! You dare to insult me?! ME?!
GIR: You like my new hat? (is wearing the pitcher from the stand on his head, lemonaide pouring off the sides of his head)
Zim: GI-IR! You have ruined my attempt to be normal with your incessant insanity!
Pyx: Wait, you weren't trying to poisen the humans with your lemonaide of doom?
Zim: Filthy monkey filth! Why- wait, interesting prospect! I may just have use for you! (points at Pyx and grins wickedly)
Pyx: Yeah right... (laughs hysterically)
Dib: You were just trying to look normal?
Zim: That's none of your business!
Sid: Rea, slap your sister.
Rea: (does just that)
Pyx: Thanks.
Gaz: Zim, gimme some lemonaide.
Zim: That's two monies.
Pyx: (pulls Dib aside while Zim's distracted) Hey Dib, Zim doesn't know much about the human race, does he?
Dib: I'd have to say he knows close to nothing.
Pyx: Good, I have an idea, just play along alright?
Dib: (eyes sparkling with anticipation) Alright!
Pyx: Rea, go with GIR into Zim's house and play!
Rea and GIR: OKAY! (run into the house)
Zim: NO! I will not allow it! A human in my base?! The very idea is-
Sid: Cool it, space boy!
Zim: Cool it...?
Pyx: Hey Zim, I brought your robot to you and kept him from destroying your plans for world conquest and I would like a favor back...
Well hey, wadooya know? I can do cliffhangers too! Well, be sure to come back next time to see Pyx's big plan played out! All I can tell you about the next chapter is that I'm going to have to change the rating for, uhm... some... reasons. Well, (coughs) see ya! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator