when your friends write fanfictions about you
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
After my last chapter, I was able to read my reviews. Thanks to those who liked it very much and want me to continue (Love Ya CyborgSmeet!), but I have something to say to my uhm... less than happy reviewer:
Dear Anonomous,
I'm very sorry if I have offended you in any way, shape or form, but I hardly think that you need be so harsh about my self insertion. They may be very vile or wrong to you, but I assure you that they happen all the time here at FF.Net and they get reviewed very highly indeed. If you don't like them either get used to it, for I find some by other authors very delightful.
The fact that you don't like my story was not the thing that upset me though, it was the fact that you told me to take my story somewhere else or " don't post it here...". I'd like to tell you that you ordering me to do that is a violation of my personal right to freedom of speech. I can and will post whatever I please on this site, and there is nothing you can do about that.
Once again, sorry for making you so uncomfortable.
Pyx:WPI
P.S.: I think it very cowardly to be posting your review anonomously for something that you obviously feel stongly about.
Disclaimer: Witty remarks fail me today, so, under lack of such, I'll just have to say; I don't own Invader ZIM and Co., J.C.V. is the only one with the right to claim that. Thank you. /
Zim: (looking indignant) You dare ask the mighty ZIM for a favor?! Zim does not grant humans favors!
Dib: Surely even in irken society there is such a thing as common curtesy?
Gaz, Pyx and Sid: (stare at Dib)
Pyx: *Ahem* Come on! I would really appreciate you doing this for me. (smiles innocently)
Gaz: (wispering to Sid) Where's she going with this?
Sid: (wispering back) I don't know, but it's going to be difficult for her to pull it off, look at Zim...
Zim: (crossing his arms and turning his face skyward) I refuse to grant stupid human requests! This shows nothing in my favor!
Pyx: (getting annoyed) Of course it doesn't! Your doing something nice for me because I did the same for you! It's a fair exchange!
Zim: Fair exchange means nothing to me! I do not wish to do any sort of deed for you so that we might be " even".
Dib: Why not?
Zim: Because, Filth Worm of Filthy Filth-
Dib: (stares)
Zim: I am always above the ways of humans, I'm much better evolved and far more advanced than you and I have no time for such nonsense as " common curtesy"
Pyx: (light bulb lighting up above her head as she watches Dib)
Dib: How far you are along an evolutionary chain doesn't seem to have an effect on how your brain is an incredible peice of-
Pyx: Zim! I'll make a deal with you!
Zim: Eh?!
Pyx: If you deliver a message for me, I'll keep Dib away from your base for an entire week!
Dib and Zim: WHAT?!
Pyx: (ignoring Dib's spluttering protests) That's right Zim! an entire week of being able to work on your evil plans of planetary destruction without interruption.
Dib: But... But-
Zim: Hmmmmm... Seems like a fair deal...
Gaz: What happened to your objection to fair exchange?
Zim: Be quiet! I'll deliver your message. (shakes hands with Pyx)
Pyx: Wonderful! Now Here's what you have to do... (she points down the sidewalk to the intersection before the cul-de-sac and wispers something where Zim's ear should be)
Dib: (arms crossed and looking pissed) This better be good....
Sid: Knowing Pyx, it'll be well worth what she traded for it.
Gaz: You're sure?
Sid: If I wasn't, would I be talking at all?
Dib: I wouldn't put it past you.
Sid: Pipe down, monkey boy!
Dib: Monkey Boy?!
Sid: That's right, I know all about the incident with a certain robot counterpart that you thought was a future you.
Dib: How- How-
Sid: Let's just say I pay attention...
Zim: (looking at the intersection uncertainly) I don't see anyone over there...
Pyx: (smiling a sly little smile) Trust me, he's hiding, but you don't have to worry about where he is, all you have to worry about is making sure he hears my message, that's why you have to yell very loud and clear.
Zim: (shrugs) I don't suppose you could tell me what it means?
Pyx: It's a code, that's all I can tell you.
Zim: (sighs) ooooookay....
As Zim walks up the street Pyx's smile gets wider and wider until she cannot hold in her snickers of prank-playing glory in any longer. The rest of the crew look at Pyx with curiosity, Dib curiosity mixed with hate. When Zim reaches the corner, he yells with all his might a word that no one ever thought they'd hear him say.
Zim: PENIS!
Sid: Holy- (starts laughing)
Pyx: (uncontrollable laughter)
Gaz: heh....
Dib: That's- That's just undignified....
Gaz: Your new friends are sick, Dib.
Dib: Well put Gaz. But it's Zim, so this situation could also be riddled with backmail oppurtunities... (rubs hands together in evil scientist way)
Pyx: (gasps for breath) Sorry, I got the idea from Toni and Jake and I just couldn't resist. I am so evil...
Dib: Who's Toni and Jake?
Sid: Friends of ours.
Gaz: Well YOUR friends are sick then.
Sid: Yes, yes they are.
Dib: Well, I guess that was kinda funny, given the fact that Zim didn't know what he was yelling. And I have to thank you for giving me the opputunity to fill Zim's existance with painful memories of embarrassment...
Zim: (meets back up with all of them) Okay, I'm done.
Dib: (bursts out laughing)
Zim: What's so funny?
Pyx: I think it's only fair that I tell you what you just said...
Gaz: You bet it is.
Sid: Toni never had this much trouble....
Dib: (gasps) What about Jake?
Sid: He was scarred for life.
Dib: (doubles over in laughter again at the thought of Zim being in this condition)
Pyx: Zim, a penis is an external human male sexual reproductive organ.
Sid: It als0 functions as a urethra.
Zim: Oh. (starts walking back to his base)
Dib: (stops laughing suddenly) Does he even understand what you said?
Zim: (turns around) Why wouldn't I understand?
Gaz: The mention of reproductive organs in our society is supposed to be a... um, subject that brings up much halarity.
Zim: THAT I do not understand.
Dib: If anyone on the street would have heard you, then you probably would.
Pyx: What is an Irken's stance on the subject then?
Zim: Sexual reproduction is a normal and completely acceptable source of pleasure and.. reproduction. I don't see why just the mention of it has to be a subject of amusement for you but, then, you humans are very inferior and have tiny, tiny brains. Not to mention that I am much more mature than any of you. (turns back to his base and yells over his shoulder) Get your stinky companion out of my base now!
Pyx and Sid: (look at each other and shrug) okay!
Pyx and Sid shoved Zim aside to get into his base before he could object to them going into it. Dib's shoulders slumped and he muttered something about " so much for blackmail..." and Gaz got bored and started to play Gameslave once again. Soon, Pyx and Sid were back outdoors holding Rea's small hands. GIR followed them out the door before Zim could call out to him.
Zim: (head sticking out the door) GIR, get back in here! I require your assistance!
GIR: I wish I had a kandy kane....
Zim: GIR! Are you listening to me?
GIR: Maaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Zim: I order you to assist me!
Sid: You need to loosen up ZIM!
Pyx: Yeah! Come with us and we'll go to a party!
Zim: Nonsense! I have much work to do!
Gaz: Yeah, you can say that again.
Rea: Come with us Master Zim!
Zim: (crease between eyes dissapears as he blinks at Rea) I'm not your master yet, stink-child.
Dib: You'll never be her master Zim!
Zim: I beg to differ, DIB!
Dib: Oh yeah? Go ahead, give me a reason to stop you... again!
Zim: I don't have time for this.... ( moves to turn around)
Pyx: Come on Zim! Sid, Rea and I would love to have your company!
Sid: Yeah, if Gaz and Dib don't like it, they can leave!
Rea: Tru dat!
Zim: Well....
That's the end of that chapter! This is the last chapter I'm writing before Chistmas because I'm literally exausted from celebrating the Winter Solstice you know. I think I'll go take a long nap after this cuz I gotta open presents tomorrow. I didn't ask for anything this year and still (wouldn't ya know it?) there's about seven presents under my tree for me. I think my parents just like spending money..... Oh well! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator
By- Pyx:WPI and friend sid
After my last chapter, I was able to read my reviews. Thanks to those who liked it very much and want me to continue (Love Ya CyborgSmeet!), but I have something to say to my uhm... less than happy reviewer:
Dear Anonomous,
I'm very sorry if I have offended you in any way, shape or form, but I hardly think that you need be so harsh about my self insertion. They may be very vile or wrong to you, but I assure you that they happen all the time here at FF.Net and they get reviewed very highly indeed. If you don't like them either get used to it, for I find some by other authors very delightful.
The fact that you don't like my story was not the thing that upset me though, it was the fact that you told me to take my story somewhere else or " don't post it here...". I'd like to tell you that you ordering me to do that is a violation of my personal right to freedom of speech. I can and will post whatever I please on this site, and there is nothing you can do about that.
Once again, sorry for making you so uncomfortable.
Pyx:WPI
P.S.: I think it very cowardly to be posting your review anonomously for something that you obviously feel stongly about.
Disclaimer: Witty remarks fail me today, so, under lack of such, I'll just have to say; I don't own Invader ZIM and Co., J.C.V. is the only one with the right to claim that. Thank you. /
Zim: (looking indignant) You dare ask the mighty ZIM for a favor?! Zim does not grant humans favors!
Dib: Surely even in irken society there is such a thing as common curtesy?
Gaz, Pyx and Sid: (stare at Dib)
Pyx: *Ahem* Come on! I would really appreciate you doing this for me. (smiles innocently)
Gaz: (wispering to Sid) Where's she going with this?
Sid: (wispering back) I don't know, but it's going to be difficult for her to pull it off, look at Zim...
Zim: (crossing his arms and turning his face skyward) I refuse to grant stupid human requests! This shows nothing in my favor!
Pyx: (getting annoyed) Of course it doesn't! Your doing something nice for me because I did the same for you! It's a fair exchange!
Zim: Fair exchange means nothing to me! I do not wish to do any sort of deed for you so that we might be " even".
Dib: Why not?
Zim: Because, Filth Worm of Filthy Filth-
Dib: (stares)
Zim: I am always above the ways of humans, I'm much better evolved and far more advanced than you and I have no time for such nonsense as " common curtesy"
Pyx: (light bulb lighting up above her head as she watches Dib)
Dib: How far you are along an evolutionary chain doesn't seem to have an effect on how your brain is an incredible peice of-
Pyx: Zim! I'll make a deal with you!
Zim: Eh?!
Pyx: If you deliver a message for me, I'll keep Dib away from your base for an entire week!
Dib and Zim: WHAT?!
Pyx: (ignoring Dib's spluttering protests) That's right Zim! an entire week of being able to work on your evil plans of planetary destruction without interruption.
Dib: But... But-
Zim: Hmmmmm... Seems like a fair deal...
Gaz: What happened to your objection to fair exchange?
Zim: Be quiet! I'll deliver your message. (shakes hands with Pyx)
Pyx: Wonderful! Now Here's what you have to do... (she points down the sidewalk to the intersection before the cul-de-sac and wispers something where Zim's ear should be)
Dib: (arms crossed and looking pissed) This better be good....
Sid: Knowing Pyx, it'll be well worth what she traded for it.
Gaz: You're sure?
Sid: If I wasn't, would I be talking at all?
Dib: I wouldn't put it past you.
Sid: Pipe down, monkey boy!
Dib: Monkey Boy?!
Sid: That's right, I know all about the incident with a certain robot counterpart that you thought was a future you.
Dib: How- How-
Sid: Let's just say I pay attention...
Zim: (looking at the intersection uncertainly) I don't see anyone over there...
Pyx: (smiling a sly little smile) Trust me, he's hiding, but you don't have to worry about where he is, all you have to worry about is making sure he hears my message, that's why you have to yell very loud and clear.
Zim: (shrugs) I don't suppose you could tell me what it means?
Pyx: It's a code, that's all I can tell you.
Zim: (sighs) ooooookay....
As Zim walks up the street Pyx's smile gets wider and wider until she cannot hold in her snickers of prank-playing glory in any longer. The rest of the crew look at Pyx with curiosity, Dib curiosity mixed with hate. When Zim reaches the corner, he yells with all his might a word that no one ever thought they'd hear him say.
Zim: PENIS!
Sid: Holy- (starts laughing)
Pyx: (uncontrollable laughter)
Gaz: heh....
Dib: That's- That's just undignified....
Gaz: Your new friends are sick, Dib.
Dib: Well put Gaz. But it's Zim, so this situation could also be riddled with backmail oppurtunities... (rubs hands together in evil scientist way)
Pyx: (gasps for breath) Sorry, I got the idea from Toni and Jake and I just couldn't resist. I am so evil...
Dib: Who's Toni and Jake?
Sid: Friends of ours.
Gaz: Well YOUR friends are sick then.
Sid: Yes, yes they are.
Dib: Well, I guess that was kinda funny, given the fact that Zim didn't know what he was yelling. And I have to thank you for giving me the opputunity to fill Zim's existance with painful memories of embarrassment...
Zim: (meets back up with all of them) Okay, I'm done.
Dib: (bursts out laughing)
Zim: What's so funny?
Pyx: I think it's only fair that I tell you what you just said...
Gaz: You bet it is.
Sid: Toni never had this much trouble....
Dib: (gasps) What about Jake?
Sid: He was scarred for life.
Dib: (doubles over in laughter again at the thought of Zim being in this condition)
Pyx: Zim, a penis is an external human male sexual reproductive organ.
Sid: It als0 functions as a urethra.
Zim: Oh. (starts walking back to his base)
Dib: (stops laughing suddenly) Does he even understand what you said?
Zim: (turns around) Why wouldn't I understand?
Gaz: The mention of reproductive organs in our society is supposed to be a... um, subject that brings up much halarity.
Zim: THAT I do not understand.
Dib: If anyone on the street would have heard you, then you probably would.
Pyx: What is an Irken's stance on the subject then?
Zim: Sexual reproduction is a normal and completely acceptable source of pleasure and.. reproduction. I don't see why just the mention of it has to be a subject of amusement for you but, then, you humans are very inferior and have tiny, tiny brains. Not to mention that I am much more mature than any of you. (turns back to his base and yells over his shoulder) Get your stinky companion out of my base now!
Pyx and Sid: (look at each other and shrug) okay!
Pyx and Sid shoved Zim aside to get into his base before he could object to them going into it. Dib's shoulders slumped and he muttered something about " so much for blackmail..." and Gaz got bored and started to play Gameslave once again. Soon, Pyx and Sid were back outdoors holding Rea's small hands. GIR followed them out the door before Zim could call out to him.
Zim: (head sticking out the door) GIR, get back in here! I require your assistance!
GIR: I wish I had a kandy kane....
Zim: GIR! Are you listening to me?
GIR: Maaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Zim: I order you to assist me!
Sid: You need to loosen up ZIM!
Pyx: Yeah! Come with us and we'll go to a party!
Zim: Nonsense! I have much work to do!
Gaz: Yeah, you can say that again.
Rea: Come with us Master Zim!
Zim: (crease between eyes dissapears as he blinks at Rea) I'm not your master yet, stink-child.
Dib: You'll never be her master Zim!
Zim: I beg to differ, DIB!
Dib: Oh yeah? Go ahead, give me a reason to stop you... again!
Zim: I don't have time for this.... ( moves to turn around)
Pyx: Come on Zim! Sid, Rea and I would love to have your company!
Sid: Yeah, if Gaz and Dib don't like it, they can leave!
Rea: Tru dat!
Zim: Well....
That's the end of that chapter! This is the last chapter I'm writing before Chistmas because I'm literally exausted from celebrating the Winter Solstice you know. I think I'll go take a long nap after this cuz I gotta open presents tomorrow. I didn't ask for anything this year and still (wouldn't ya know it?) there's about seven presents under my tree for me. I think my parents just like spending money..... Oh well! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator