Last time:

When he had finally come back with shippo, and explained everything from being strapped to sango's boomerang to jumping out of sota's window to kagome. She stared at them with an odd look on her face she then tilted her head with a goofy smile and then said

"Good now you two can stay with me for the weekend like I wanted in the first place, se inuyasha I always get what I want"

They fall down ANIME STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

"Feh your not going to make us stay c'mon shippo were going home"

"Awwww but I want to stay with kagome!"

"Inuyasha you don't think I'm that stupid do you? Grandpa's covering the well with scrolls right now!"

*both inuyasha and shippo* "WHAT!!"

"So you two aren't going anywhere" * gigglez*

"..."

" anyway people around here don't dress like that soo ill get some of my dad's old stuff for inuyasha and some of sota's old stuff for shippo, k? Oh and inuyasha your going to have to where a bandanna over your ears and shippo stuff your tail in your pants too k?"

Once everyone was disguised they went shopping! (My allllll time fav thing in the worldzzz!!!!) Kagome explained about sizes and when she got down to boxers she turned as red as an apple!

"They ummm... go under your pants and um. cover your...uh...* she motions her hands down towards inuyashas lower side* that.."

At this point inuyasha had his head all the way down looking through his legs "What? I don't get it! Why do I have to wear box-errs I never had to wear them back at home!"

"Ewww inuyasha please tell me u had something under your kimono!"

"Nope never needed to, waist of fur"

"EWWWWW!!"

"And you shippo?"

"Underwear are a waist of time" the two boys nodded in agreement.

"DOUBLE EWWWWW!"

After that traumatizing event, they went over to the jeans and t-shirts (muscle shirts for inuyasha! He would look sooo hot in a muscle shirt * drooling*) and tried them on.

The first outfit looked awesome it was dark blue denim jeans with the Justin Timberlake dark brown boots and a black muscle shirt (im drooling again!) With his red bandanna to cover his ears!

Then went on the second and third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh and so on and so forth.

Then kagome had shippo try on clothes the first outfit looked sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute on shippo! It was a white shirt with the words "girls are stupid throw rocks at them" (hee hee I saw that on a shirt once it's cruel to girlz but funny!!!) and blue shorts with the colorful spinny hat on and a lollipop in his mouth. The second and third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh and eighth and ninth outfits look cute on him too. (He has more outfits then inuyasha because little boys get a lot more dirty that older boys.)

Kagome had to restrain herself from hugging the life out of shippo and kissing inuyasha to no end as she walked down the street with them, all the men looking jealously at inuyasha and all the ladies drooling over inuyasha and flipping over with shippo. (Heck I would too!)

The silence was broken when inuyasha whispered to kagome:

"Kagome why are all these villagers staring at me, the women look like they're about to mate with me and the men look like they're about to strangle me!"

Kagome simply stated "the men are jealous because the women want to mate with you instead of them"

"Oh" was all that inuyasha said still not fully understanding anyway.

Yet again the silence was broken this time bye shippo:

"Kagome why are all these ladies staring at me! They don't want to kitsune_nap me do they I don't want to leave you! Protect me kagome! Help someone! Waaaaaaa-."

Kagome who was fed up with the staring and glares didn't want to bother explaining to shippo so she simple popped a lollipop in the kitsune's mouth and he was now sucking away contentedly.