Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto. *weeps*
It was a fine day
in Konoha as Uzumaki Naruto walked down the hallways of his old Ninja Academy,
happily humming "Haruka Kanata" off key. He managed to deface the Hokage
monument again, only this time, he planted the evidence towards that creepy
bug-kid, Aburame Shino. No one ever suspected that quite kid anyway. And on top
of that, Iruka-sensei had promised to treat Naruto some ramen at Ichiraku. So
today, all in all, is a good day. A very fine day at that too.
A muffled sound reached Naruto's sensitive ears. Naruto stopped all movement as
he tried to discern the source of the sound. It was...coming from that door he
just passed. Should he investigate? ...Naah. It is the time for ramen, not
for---There it goes again. What a weird sound. Perhaps...a quick check couldn't
hurt.
Naruto turned on his heel and quietly approached the door. What could be behind
that door? A ramen mine, a ramen Goddess, an endless supply of ramen, an
S-class criminal with a huge cash (and ramen) reward on his head, Sakura-chan
ready to confess her undying love for him...His heart beat faster as he
approached the door...
"........?" He placed an ear on the door, trying to listen for
anymore signs of movement. A rustle of clothing and a stressed groan startled
Naruto. What the...
"Why'd you have to stick your hand there?" An agitated voice growled.
Naruto's eyes widened as he recognized the voice. Sasuke?!
"Why, it's quite comfortable and gives me a stronger support. Does it hurt
too much, Sasuke-kun?" A second familiar voice hissed. Naruto froze in his
spot. Orochimaru?! What in---
"Well, it's not helping me!" A grunt of pain.
"Ah, but it is better for me." A quiet moan.
"Could you tie that up? It's getting in my way." A sigh.
"Hmmph. You're no fun."
"My back is beginning to ache..." A sucession of ragged pants
followed.
"Ho ho, does it hurt, Sasuke-kun?" A growl.
"Not a bit, you bastard. Why don't you try a little harder?" A moan
of frustration rumbled out. If possible, Naruto's eyes would've fallen out of
his head. Sasuke...Orochimaru...SASUKE?! WHAT THE HELL?! They wouldn't...not
that...not those two...What would Sakura-chan think?! Moving quickly, Naruto
grabbed two kunai , and quickly performed the hand seals of Kagebunshin no
jutsu, replicating into 10 Naruto clones. With a war cry, the Naruto clones
jumped and knocked down the door (and a part of the wall), determined to save
Sasuke from the darkness that Orochimaru may have tainted the Uchiha boy with.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!' Ten Clones screeched. Orochimaru and
Sasuke stared at their intruders with surprise. Naruto's eyes widened at the
scene before him. "What the...?"
"Ah, crap!" Sasuke fell with a thud. Naruto (all of them) could only
stare. Orochimaru was on all fours, was crouching over Sasuke, with his feet on
a blue circle and a red circle and and his hands on a yellow and green circle.
Sasuke laid sprawled under him, glaring at Naruto. Both was fully clothed. A
little off the sides was a snake who was holding up a board with his tail. The
poor blonde boy(s) could only blink in confusion. What the---? They wer playing
Twister?! NANDATTE BA YO?!!!!
"I win, Sasuke-kun." Orochimaru hissed in delight. Sasuke scowled.
Naruto could only blink.
"Dobe. You have half a second to run and hide before I untangle myself and
kill you." Sasuke growled, his eyes garuanteeing his promise. All ten of
the Naruto clones gulped and ran. So much for that nice day.
I know…I have an effed up sense of humor. Oh well.