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can't seem to end this stoopid joke.
Rogue has tried to find Bobby for hours and what does she come up with nothing. What could Kitty have possibly done? She tromps back into the rec. room only to see a red-eyed Cajun waiting. "What did you do?"
"Nothing cherie."
"Like hell. Where's Bobby?"
"Are you really sure you want to know?"
"YES!!"
"Hey Rogue what's up?" Bobby replies from the chair.
Damn why me. Ah always half to do thing the hard way.
"Cherie you come all the way back to cuddle with Remy."
"No go away." Rogue says while making her way to the couch.
"But all Remy want to do was help."
"You can help by going away."
"Non."
Rogue has closed her eyes she hasn't slept very well in forever and just maybe she's falling asleep. Remy starts massaging her feet and she drifts away. But all to soon Bobby turns around and replies.
"How sweet, look at the two love birds."
That was all it took, Rogue stood bold upright and glared at the Cajun while getting funny looks from a lot of the kids.
"Well cherie Remy did think you were getting a little comfortable."
"No Ah wasn't."
"Remy thinks you were."
"Well Ah didn't know Remy could think."
"Okay, you two break it up. How about we put your anger into more resourceful purposes like playing a prank on the professor."
"No, and secondly how could you pull a prank on the professor he's a telepath?"
"That's all been taken care of my dear Rogue now will you sit down and consider my offer."
"No."
"Remy thinks she just wants to go up to Remy's Room and play some games, oui?"
"Now, what kind of prank are we talking about Bobby?"
"I like it when you do that Remy."
"Remy thinks she'll come around but until then you know what they say, All fair in love and war."
"Damn Cajun, knew I was set up." Rogue grumbles.
"Too late you ain't getting out of this one Rogue." Bobby gloats.
"Can we get this over with ah have somewhere tah be."
"Where cherie on the couch with Remy?"
Rogue lunges at Remy and just as she was about to connect with his right lip he grabs her hand. Rogue ends up lying on top of Remy. Remy is pleased and Rogue is struggling to get free.
"Remy thinks you shouldn't be doing that cherie you know how Remy can be." Remy whispers in Rogue's ear. Rogue turns beat red and stops immediately. How can she now know what he is talking about he is Remy after all.
Bobby was watching the whole thing thoroughly and was about to comment when Kitty does, "So, like are you guys going out now."
Rogue immediately says NO and Remy just smirks. She can't get away. What a good day he is having. Rogue then whispers in his ear, "And if you tell her anything else you will not live to see the light of day."
"So, cherie Remy going to live with you all his life indoors? Sounds good to Remy."
Rogue just huffs and shuts her eye this is going to be a very long day.
"I like think she likes you Remy."
"Remy know ma cherie likes him." "Aww that's so sweet."
"Nawt. Kitty I could use some help here."
"Like no. Just call it payback."
"For what?"
"Oh, I'll think of somehting."
"Good lawd."
"Okay you kiddies are you all done yet. We have business to attend to."
"Can I like help?"
"Kitty you just want to know the details so you can tell jubilee and all the others."
"So, can't blame a girl for like wanting to like stay in the loop can you."
"Well anyway I think we should all have code names so nobody will know who pulled the prank."
"Oh goodie lets all be idiots together. Ah am not going to have a code name got it."
"I will call you whatever you want ma cherie." Remy whispers in Rogue's ear.
"Well then stop calling me cherie."
"Non." Rogue just rolls here eyes she needs some help if only Logan where here.
"Okay high and mighy leader what do are yahre codes names gonna be."
"Remy be the Rajun Cajun"
"And how is that a code name again? Everybody with half a brain could guess it was you."
"Cherie you know Remy thinks that's not nice. Why are you being so mean to Remy?"
"Because Your Cherie hate you!"
"Cherie you wound Remy."
"Will you two stop flirting already your giving me a headache. Will you two just make out already your giving me a headache." Kitty just starts giggling.
"One problem stick less Popsicle king mah powers."
"Give me a break. Remy could find a way past anything."
"You know cherie Remy thinks popsicle boy has a point. Remy can think of a lot of things of the top of his head." Remy whispers only to Rogue. Rogue now wishes she were dead. Rogue just glares at Bobby cause she can't glare at the Cajun at the moment and she wouldn't be here if it weren't for Bobby.
Bobby just shrugs and says, "As I recall you wanted to do this."
"Yah well it was the lesser of two evils"
"Remy is not evil."
"Yes he is just insane mad"
"Non, cherie Remy is insane and happy."
"Oh and that is so much better. Can we get on with this so called plahn of your Bobby?"
"Well if you two would listen for two minutes."
"We are listening." Rogue mutters it's not like she could be anywhere else at the moment.
"Fine the plan is the plan."
"What." Rogue and Remy say together.
"That was like so cute."
"And what is she still doing here."
"Might need her later." Bobby replies.
"So what is the plan that is tha plan."
"Cherie Remy thinks you are getting a little too technical for him."
"Why? Remy don't have tha brain capacity, with all his ego filling up the room, in his petite head."
"Will you two shut up!"
"Okay already." Rogue mutters.
"Remy thinks Bobby looks like one of those cartoon people with steam coming out of his ears."
"That can't be. I think he might sprout Popsicle's, though or maybe icicles. That would be a sight. Hey I like orange the best."
"Remy like the red."
"Oh, I wonder why that is and sugar I think the red your talking about is pink."
"Non, Remy likes red."
"Pink."
"Red."
"Will you two stop that! I swear you're like an old married couple. If your not fighting with each other you gang up on me!"
"AH DO NOT LIKE THE CAJUN!"
"Cherie Remy thinks you do."
"And why would Remy think that."
"Because Remy still have you in his lap."
"A technical difficulty which I will fix soon."
"Sure cherie."
"Shut up! The both of you I want to tell you the plan."
"Why?"
"So we can get the professor for making us go in training sessions with Logan."
"So what is tha plan?"
"Well if you would let me tell you the plan you might figure it out."
"Well if you would stop stalling and tell us the plan then we would already know the plan and why do we always refer to it as the plan"
"Because if it had a name then it wouldn't be a plan."
"So in other words ice boy couldn't think of a better name for it just like his code names."
"Shut up!"
"But whay"
"Oui, Remy wants to know why too."
"So I can tell you what you are supposed to do."
"Fahne tell us what were supposed to do."
"Get everyone into the main room and Remy tell the professor he has a surprise waiting."
"And how will he now know what we are planning. Oh yah cause yah don't even know what we are planning."
"Fine, Fine the plan is a secret you'll find out soon enough."
"Mon ami Remy thinks you fell on your head one to many times."
"Yah ah half tah agree on that one."
"Well I don't give a damn what you think. Are you going to help or not?"
"Yah fahne ah will."
"Oui."
"Okay everyone understand what they half to do."
"Yah but ah don't know one thang. How are yall gonna keep this a secret from the professor. He's a telepath for crying out loud."
"Simple, You and Remy already have shield in place to block your minds and well Jean is going to help me with mine. See I think of everything."
"Wait a minute ice cube. Why is Jean helping you shield your mind from the professor? She would never be caught dead in something like this."
"I have my ways"
"Remy thinks he wants to know how."
"Yah spill Drake"
"So young so naive I will never tell, well maybe when you get older"
"Ah'm older than ya are so tell me."
"No."
"Ah wasn't askin."
"Remy thinks you should do as Roguey says even Remy not that stupid as to say no to Rogue when she look like that."
"So if I tell you to leave you'll leave?"
"Non, Remy knows that was a question and Remy also know that you really don't want him to leave."
"Well Remy be wrong. And don't think I've forgotten about you drake. Drake . . . Drake. Drake you're a dead man."
"Remy thinks you should let the man have the last few hours of freedom before you kill the boy. N'est pas."
"Rogue thinks you better stop talking before I rip you tongue out."
"Remy can think of a few things better than that to do with his tongue." And winks at Rogue.
Rogue once again starts struggling she can't take this anylonger she is going to get awauy from the Cajun one way or another. "Let me go Cajun."
"As you wish ma cherie."
Rogue goes flying ahead and just as she is going to hit a chair Remy catches her.
"Why do I feel like this has been happening a lot lately." Rogue mumbles.
Remy sets her on her feet Rogue turns around and glares at him and starts walking out of the rec. room.
"Hey like Rogue where are you going?"
"Ah'm leaving."
"Can I like come too."
"Yah whatever kit."
"Can we like go to the mall."
"NO!"
"Somebody's mad could it have anything to do with a handsome Cajun."
"If you talk about him you die." There was no humour in her voice Kitty knew she meant it
"So what are we going to do then."
"Plot revenge on Bobby."
"Oh like okay then." After Kitty got one of Bobby's better jokes this morning she decides to join in. She could never play too many pranks on Bobby.
"And get Jean will you I think we can use her too."
Rogue has tried to find Bobby for hours and what does she come up with nothing. What could Kitty have possibly done? She tromps back into the rec. room only to see a red-eyed Cajun waiting. "What did you do?"
"Nothing cherie."
"Like hell. Where's Bobby?"
"Are you really sure you want to know?"
"YES!!"
"Hey Rogue what's up?" Bobby replies from the chair.
Damn why me. Ah always half to do thing the hard way.
"Cherie you come all the way back to cuddle with Remy."
"No go away." Rogue says while making her way to the couch.
"But all Remy want to do was help."
"You can help by going away."
"Non."
Rogue has closed her eyes she hasn't slept very well in forever and just maybe she's falling asleep. Remy starts massaging her feet and she drifts away. But all to soon Bobby turns around and replies.
"How sweet, look at the two love birds."
That was all it took, Rogue stood bold upright and glared at the Cajun while getting funny looks from a lot of the kids.
"Well cherie Remy did think you were getting a little comfortable."
"No Ah wasn't."
"Remy thinks you were."
"Well Ah didn't know Remy could think."
"Okay, you two break it up. How about we put your anger into more resourceful purposes like playing a prank on the professor."
"No, and secondly how could you pull a prank on the professor he's a telepath?"
"That's all been taken care of my dear Rogue now will you sit down and consider my offer."
"No."
"Remy thinks she just wants to go up to Remy's Room and play some games, oui?"
"Now, what kind of prank are we talking about Bobby?"
"I like it when you do that Remy."
"Remy thinks she'll come around but until then you know what they say, All fair in love and war."
"Damn Cajun, knew I was set up." Rogue grumbles.
"Too late you ain't getting out of this one Rogue." Bobby gloats.
"Can we get this over with ah have somewhere tah be."
"Where cherie on the couch with Remy?"
Rogue lunges at Remy and just as she was about to connect with his right lip he grabs her hand. Rogue ends up lying on top of Remy. Remy is pleased and Rogue is struggling to get free.
"Remy thinks you shouldn't be doing that cherie you know how Remy can be." Remy whispers in Rogue's ear. Rogue turns beat red and stops immediately. How can she now know what he is talking about he is Remy after all.
Bobby was watching the whole thing thoroughly and was about to comment when Kitty does, "So, like are you guys going out now."
Rogue immediately says NO and Remy just smirks. She can't get away. What a good day he is having. Rogue then whispers in his ear, "And if you tell her anything else you will not live to see the light of day."
"So, cherie Remy going to live with you all his life indoors? Sounds good to Remy."
Rogue just huffs and shuts her eye this is going to be a very long day.
"I like think she likes you Remy."
"Remy know ma cherie likes him." "Aww that's so sweet."
"Nawt. Kitty I could use some help here."
"Like no. Just call it payback."
"For what?"
"Oh, I'll think of somehting."
"Good lawd."
"Okay you kiddies are you all done yet. We have business to attend to."
"Can I like help?"
"Kitty you just want to know the details so you can tell jubilee and all the others."
"So, can't blame a girl for like wanting to like stay in the loop can you."
"Well anyway I think we should all have code names so nobody will know who pulled the prank."
"Oh goodie lets all be idiots together. Ah am not going to have a code name got it."
"I will call you whatever you want ma cherie." Remy whispers in Rogue's ear.
"Well then stop calling me cherie."
"Non." Rogue just rolls here eyes she needs some help if only Logan where here.
"Okay high and mighy leader what do are yahre codes names gonna be."
"Remy be the Rajun Cajun"
"And how is that a code name again? Everybody with half a brain could guess it was you."
"Cherie you know Remy thinks that's not nice. Why are you being so mean to Remy?"
"Because Your Cherie hate you!"
"Cherie you wound Remy."
"Will you two stop flirting already your giving me a headache. Will you two just make out already your giving me a headache." Kitty just starts giggling.
"One problem stick less Popsicle king mah powers."
"Give me a break. Remy could find a way past anything."
"You know cherie Remy thinks popsicle boy has a point. Remy can think of a lot of things of the top of his head." Remy whispers only to Rogue. Rogue now wishes she were dead. Rogue just glares at Bobby cause she can't glare at the Cajun at the moment and she wouldn't be here if it weren't for Bobby.
Bobby just shrugs and says, "As I recall you wanted to do this."
"Yah well it was the lesser of two evils"
"Remy is not evil."
"Yes he is just insane mad"
"Non, cherie Remy is insane and happy."
"Oh and that is so much better. Can we get on with this so called plahn of your Bobby?"
"Well if you two would listen for two minutes."
"We are listening." Rogue mutters it's not like she could be anywhere else at the moment.
"Fine the plan is the plan."
"What." Rogue and Remy say together.
"That was like so cute."
"And what is she still doing here."
"Might need her later." Bobby replies.
"So what is the plan that is tha plan."
"Cherie Remy thinks you are getting a little too technical for him."
"Why? Remy don't have tha brain capacity, with all his ego filling up the room, in his petite head."
"Will you two shut up!"
"Okay already." Rogue mutters.
"Remy thinks Bobby looks like one of those cartoon people with steam coming out of his ears."
"That can't be. I think he might sprout Popsicle's, though or maybe icicles. That would be a sight. Hey I like orange the best."
"Remy like the red."
"Oh, I wonder why that is and sugar I think the red your talking about is pink."
"Non, Remy likes red."
"Pink."
"Red."
"Will you two stop that! I swear you're like an old married couple. If your not fighting with each other you gang up on me!"
"AH DO NOT LIKE THE CAJUN!"
"Cherie Remy thinks you do."
"And why would Remy think that."
"Because Remy still have you in his lap."
"A technical difficulty which I will fix soon."
"Sure cherie."
"Shut up! The both of you I want to tell you the plan."
"Why?"
"So we can get the professor for making us go in training sessions with Logan."
"So what is tha plan?"
"Well if you would let me tell you the plan you might figure it out."
"Well if you would stop stalling and tell us the plan then we would already know the plan and why do we always refer to it as the plan"
"Because if it had a name then it wouldn't be a plan."
"So in other words ice boy couldn't think of a better name for it just like his code names."
"Shut up!"
"But whay"
"Oui, Remy wants to know why too."
"So I can tell you what you are supposed to do."
"Fahne tell us what were supposed to do."
"Get everyone into the main room and Remy tell the professor he has a surprise waiting."
"And how will he now know what we are planning. Oh yah cause yah don't even know what we are planning."
"Fine, Fine the plan is a secret you'll find out soon enough."
"Mon ami Remy thinks you fell on your head one to many times."
"Yah ah half tah agree on that one."
"Well I don't give a damn what you think. Are you going to help or not?"
"Yah fahne ah will."
"Oui."
"Okay everyone understand what they half to do."
"Yah but ah don't know one thang. How are yall gonna keep this a secret from the professor. He's a telepath for crying out loud."
"Simple, You and Remy already have shield in place to block your minds and well Jean is going to help me with mine. See I think of everything."
"Wait a minute ice cube. Why is Jean helping you shield your mind from the professor? She would never be caught dead in something like this."
"I have my ways"
"Remy thinks he wants to know how."
"Yah spill Drake"
"So young so naive I will never tell, well maybe when you get older"
"Ah'm older than ya are so tell me."
"No."
"Ah wasn't askin."
"Remy thinks you should do as Roguey says even Remy not that stupid as to say no to Rogue when she look like that."
"So if I tell you to leave you'll leave?"
"Non, Remy knows that was a question and Remy also know that you really don't want him to leave."
"Well Remy be wrong. And don't think I've forgotten about you drake. Drake . . . Drake. Drake you're a dead man."
"Remy thinks you should let the man have the last few hours of freedom before you kill the boy. N'est pas."
"Rogue thinks you better stop talking before I rip you tongue out."
"Remy can think of a few things better than that to do with his tongue." And winks at Rogue.
Rogue once again starts struggling she can't take this anylonger she is going to get awauy from the Cajun one way or another. "Let me go Cajun."
"As you wish ma cherie."
Rogue goes flying ahead and just as she is going to hit a chair Remy catches her.
"Why do I feel like this has been happening a lot lately." Rogue mumbles.
Remy sets her on her feet Rogue turns around and glares at him and starts walking out of the rec. room.
"Hey like Rogue where are you going?"
"Ah'm leaving."
"Can I like come too."
"Yah whatever kit."
"Can we like go to the mall."
"NO!"
"Somebody's mad could it have anything to do with a handsome Cajun."
"If you talk about him you die." There was no humour in her voice Kitty knew she meant it
"So what are we going to do then."
"Plot revenge on Bobby."
"Oh like okay then." After Kitty got one of Bobby's better jokes this morning she decides to join in. She could never play too many pranks on Bobby.
"And get Jean will you I think we can use her too."