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Lets skip ahead a bit because I'm lazy and well I haven't thought the plot that well through to come up with what happens next so this is the whole Bobby scene where he tricks the professor with the help of Jean. Hee hee goodie Jean helping.
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Everyone was in the main hall wondering what was going on. They would soon find out. The professor wheeled in alongside Rogue and Remy and they weren't fighting. That was a surprise.
"What is all the commotion about. I have some very urgent business to attend to." The professor explains
Yahre a telepath and yah can't even figure out the trick Bobby is playing on yah. Professor you have lost your touch.
"I like though you knew?" Kitty said
"Vhat is going on and vhere is Bobby?" Kurt asks beginning to understand.
"I like don't like this."
"Makes two of us." Rogue mutters under her breath.
"Rogue would you care to explain?" Xavier replies
"Not really."
"Rogue I would like an explanation." Xavier sternly asserts.
"Remy."
"Cherie Remy's not getting you out of this one."
"Well thanks a lot."
That's when you hear Bobby laughing evilly sliding down the hallway on one of his ice slides. He made a mess that he will have to clean up. Well a couple actually.
"Ah think all your questions will be answered soon Prof."
"Bobby what are you doing?" Xavier announces.
"Well you see I was wondering what you would look like with hair and you know well I though that it would be really cool to give you some and well Logan's not here to rip me to shreds and ..."
"Bobby get tah the point sugar."
"Remy wants to know why you never call him sugar."
"Not now swamp rat."
"You would think they would stop talking for my big moment but nooo."
Then Bobby takes aim right atop Xavier's bald head and wham you can now see a bright blue (well ice color) frozen wig on Xavier's head. It looked like Krusty the Clown gone horribly wrong. Everyone was in a state of shock for about two second and then they all burst out laughing. Even Rogue and Remy joined in they had never seen something so ridiculous in all their lives. Picture it the professor with clown hair.
"And that ladies and gentlemen should go down in the Guinness Book of World Records. The first trick ever played on a bald telepath." Bobby announces cheerfully
Just then Logan walks in and sees the professor. "Sorry chuck your on your own my nigh off remember." And with that said Wolverine walks right back out the door. Sometimes you just had to let things take their course. He really hoped somebody got a picture of that though.
"Ah think that was a little dramatic from all tha talking yah did about the plan Bobby. Yah could have at least played a better trick."
"You think of something better and as I remember correctly you were also laughing. Maybe I should have used a whoopee cushion or some green goop."
"All Ah'm saying is that you talk a lot for some minor trick."
"You try to pull one over on a telepath and then tell me that I did a bad job."
"That reminds me Bobby," Xavier states, "how did you manage to block your mind from me?"
"Trade secret can't give away the details." But while Bobby says this he looks fixedly at Jean.
"Well he may not be able to tell yah but I can prof. It was Jean."
"Like he couldn't figure that out Rogue."
"Just stating the obvious just in case someone from the peanut gallery didn't get the note."
"I am not a peanut." Jamie whines
"Not yah sugar." Rogue then ruffles his hair.
"Well then Rogue who is the peanut gallery?" Jamie queries.
"Yah know I have no idea."
"Remy can tell you it ain't him."
"Cajun not that kind of peanut."
"But Remy just stating a fact cherie."
"Nawt this again Ah am going to bed."
"Can Remy come."
"Non, and Ah know yah can understand that because it's in yahre language."
"Je ne sais pas. Je ne comprende belle femmes." (I don't know. I don't understand beautiful women.
"Oh Kitty would yah like to have a Cajun in our room all night long?"
"Like it doesn't matter to me. I'm like going out with Kurt and I could probably crash there. So, why don't you like have some fun."
"Remy thinks your plan just backfired, cherie."
"If yah can't understand me then why are yah still talking tah me?"
"Remy has no idea."
"Remy also has nawt one brain cell."
"Remy has brains."
"Well yah don't use them do you or is all that ego taking up too much room!"
With that said Rogue marches past Bobby and the Professor up to her room. But as soon as she sets foot on one of the stair she trips on one of Bobby's patches of ice and hits her head on the ground. Remy is by her side in an instant. "Cherie, Cherie are you alright? Talk to Remy."
"Remy if you would please take Rogue down to the Med. Lab. I will be down there shortly. Bobby I would like to talk to you later."
**
And this is where I go fishing. I don't know about the next chapter. So, if anyone wants to take over this you are welcome to do so. I have lots of ideas just not for this story so I don't know if I will update again, sorry and the humor kinda, okay really sucks so I don't know what I am going to do. I really tried with the frozen clown hair but I couldn't introduce it right.
Also, If anyone could help me write Remy and Rogues accents better that would be much appreciated.
Lets skip ahead a bit because I'm lazy and well I haven't thought the plot that well through to come up with what happens next so this is the whole Bobby scene where he tricks the professor with the help of Jean. Hee hee goodie Jean helping.
**
Everyone was in the main hall wondering what was going on. They would soon find out. The professor wheeled in alongside Rogue and Remy and they weren't fighting. That was a surprise.
"What is all the commotion about. I have some very urgent business to attend to." The professor explains
Yahre a telepath and yah can't even figure out the trick Bobby is playing on yah. Professor you have lost your touch.
"I like though you knew?" Kitty said
"Vhat is going on and vhere is Bobby?" Kurt asks beginning to understand.
"I like don't like this."
"Makes two of us." Rogue mutters under her breath.
"Rogue would you care to explain?" Xavier replies
"Not really."
"Rogue I would like an explanation." Xavier sternly asserts.
"Remy."
"Cherie Remy's not getting you out of this one."
"Well thanks a lot."
That's when you hear Bobby laughing evilly sliding down the hallway on one of his ice slides. He made a mess that he will have to clean up. Well a couple actually.
"Ah think all your questions will be answered soon Prof."
"Bobby what are you doing?" Xavier announces.
"Well you see I was wondering what you would look like with hair and you know well I though that it would be really cool to give you some and well Logan's not here to rip me to shreds and ..."
"Bobby get tah the point sugar."
"Remy wants to know why you never call him sugar."
"Not now swamp rat."
"You would think they would stop talking for my big moment but nooo."
Then Bobby takes aim right atop Xavier's bald head and wham you can now see a bright blue (well ice color) frozen wig on Xavier's head. It looked like Krusty the Clown gone horribly wrong. Everyone was in a state of shock for about two second and then they all burst out laughing. Even Rogue and Remy joined in they had never seen something so ridiculous in all their lives. Picture it the professor with clown hair.
"And that ladies and gentlemen should go down in the Guinness Book of World Records. The first trick ever played on a bald telepath." Bobby announces cheerfully
Just then Logan walks in and sees the professor. "Sorry chuck your on your own my nigh off remember." And with that said Wolverine walks right back out the door. Sometimes you just had to let things take their course. He really hoped somebody got a picture of that though.
"Ah think that was a little dramatic from all tha talking yah did about the plan Bobby. Yah could have at least played a better trick."
"You think of something better and as I remember correctly you were also laughing. Maybe I should have used a whoopee cushion or some green goop."
"All Ah'm saying is that you talk a lot for some minor trick."
"You try to pull one over on a telepath and then tell me that I did a bad job."
"That reminds me Bobby," Xavier states, "how did you manage to block your mind from me?"
"Trade secret can't give away the details." But while Bobby says this he looks fixedly at Jean.
"Well he may not be able to tell yah but I can prof. It was Jean."
"Like he couldn't figure that out Rogue."
"Just stating the obvious just in case someone from the peanut gallery didn't get the note."
"I am not a peanut." Jamie whines
"Not yah sugar." Rogue then ruffles his hair.
"Well then Rogue who is the peanut gallery?" Jamie queries.
"Yah know I have no idea."
"Remy can tell you it ain't him."
"Cajun not that kind of peanut."
"But Remy just stating a fact cherie."
"Nawt this again Ah am going to bed."
"Can Remy come."
"Non, and Ah know yah can understand that because it's in yahre language."
"Je ne sais pas. Je ne comprende belle femmes." (I don't know. I don't understand beautiful women.
"Oh Kitty would yah like to have a Cajun in our room all night long?"
"Like it doesn't matter to me. I'm like going out with Kurt and I could probably crash there. So, why don't you like have some fun."
"Remy thinks your plan just backfired, cherie."
"If yah can't understand me then why are yah still talking tah me?"
"Remy has no idea."
"Remy also has nawt one brain cell."
"Remy has brains."
"Well yah don't use them do you or is all that ego taking up too much room!"
With that said Rogue marches past Bobby and the Professor up to her room. But as soon as she sets foot on one of the stair she trips on one of Bobby's patches of ice and hits her head on the ground. Remy is by her side in an instant. "Cherie, Cherie are you alright? Talk to Remy."
"Remy if you would please take Rogue down to the Med. Lab. I will be down there shortly. Bobby I would like to talk to you later."
**
And this is where I go fishing. I don't know about the next chapter. So, if anyone wants to take over this you are welcome to do so. I have lots of ideas just not for this story so I don't know if I will update again, sorry and the humor kinda, okay really sucks so I don't know what I am going to do. I really tried with the frozen clown hair but I couldn't introduce it right.
Also, If anyone could help me write Remy and Rogues accents better that would be much appreciated.