Chapter 1: Hitori Makes the Scene!

A helmeted figure drabbed in red armor was busy sending data to one of his bosses.

"The Shadow Beast: Wanted dead by order of the prime minister of Normon," said the figure, showing a picture of a fanged beast over some data. He pushed a button and the word, "Dead" went over the picture. "The money will be sent to my private account," thought the bounty hunter, before seeing some data about a new target. "Hmm…wanted alive by Kamas the crime lord. Has information that may be used to blackmail him. Offer is 5 million credits," thought the man, reading the profile. He then pushed some more buttons and found where his bounty was. "Oh great…earth. Hopefully, I won't have to stay that backwater mud ball for too long," groaned the bounty hunter. He then reached into a secret compartment under his seat and pulled out a magazine with a partially covered fat woman on it. "At least I'm alone in here," said the man, looking at his FA magazine.

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Meanwhile on earth…

"Tenchi! We're here!" shouted Seina Yamada, walking into the shrine where his friend lived. He was accomplice by several young women: a blonde with short hair, a black haired woman, a little girl with green hair, and a woman with a chubby belly and red hair.

A boy with dark hair appeared and said, "Hi Seina. I see you brought Amane, Balta, and Neiju. But whose the other one?"

"My name is Roze, nice to meet you," smiled the chubby girl, before they were led to where Tenchi's other friends were…making havoc that is.

"No more sweets for you, princess! You're getting too flabby!" mocked Ryoko, a gray-haired woman, to the purple-haired woman in a kimono. She then slapped her on the flabby butt, causing it to jiggle a bit.

Ayeka, the purple haired woman, then snarled, "How dare you do that to a princess of Jurai?!!! You aren't so skinny yourself!"

Ryoko pinched a bit of her flabby belly, and said, "Yeah. But at least I'm looking good with the extra good with some extra poundage," Most of her weight had gone to her stomach and hips, while Ayeka was a pear-shape with her weight being in her butt and breasts.

Washu, a pink-haired girl who was somewhat short and a bit plump, "I've been doing some experiments, and found this soft life on earth is making us so! HA! HA! HA!"
Everyone just stared at Washu, and slowly backed away. Seina then went to Roze, who was sitting by herself.

Seina then asked, "You don't seem all that comfortable around Amane, Mihoshi, or Kiyone. Is something wrong?"

"No…nothing's wrong," said Roze, before Amane appeared.


"Oh, Seina…want to take a dip in the hot springs together?" smirked Amane, dragging Seina away.

"WHAT?!!! In the same one as you?!! But…but…" began Seina. Everyone was enjoying themselves, until a space ship appeared above them.

Tenchi blinked, "Uh-oh…I got a bad feeling about this," A beam was fired from the bottom of the ship, and lowered down a figure in red armor, with a helmet that completely sealed his face.

The figure saw Roze and went, "Ah-ha. There you are. Time to collect the cash,"

"CASH?!!!" went Kiyone, as she, Amane, and Mihoshi all pulled out their guns. Seina did too, but unlike his fellow Galaxy Police officers, was not as graceful as they were. His pants nearly fell off, so he quickly buttoned them and pointed his gun at the strange. "You're a bounty hunter, aren't you?!!! Stand down,"

The bounty hunter threw a sphere at the GP officers, which released some strange red gas. When they breathed it, they fell to the ground, twitching.

"We bounty hunters take down crooks just like you cops do. However, we're smart enough to collect a reward for it," said the bounty hunter, approaching Roze. Suddenly, Tenchi leaped in his way and drew a sword that had a blue energy blade.


Tenchi then snapped at the bounty hunter, "This is my home and my friends. You can't just do what you want to them!"

"So you wish to fight me? I won't kill you, seeing how there's no price on your pathetic head," said the stranger, pulling out his own sword. It extended a red energy blade, and a sword fight began. Tenchi had some obvious skill against the bounty hunter, but he was no match for the stronger swordsman. "WAHHHHHH!!!!" went Tenchi, as he flew into the wall the bounty hunter had flung him into with his sword.

"Now for my…" said the bounty hunter, reaching for Roze.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY TENCHI!!!!

Suddenly, Ryoko's powerful fist slammed into the side of the bounty hunter's helmet, causing a part of it to fall off. It revealed one of the stranger's blue eyes and some of his auburn hair.

"Now you made me mad…" said the stranger, his fist beginning to glow with energy. He punched Ryoko HARD in her fat belly, sending her right next to where Tenchi had smashed into.

Ayeka, seeing that display, gasped, "I don't believe this!!!! A JURIAN BOUNTY HUNTER?!!!"

The bounty hunter jumped back at seeing Ayeka and then went, "Yes, I am indeed a Jurian, princess! Now I got some cash, so don't make me any madder than I am now, fatty!"

Ayeka snarled, "I can't believe a Jurian would stoop to a such level!"

"That attitude is why I left that stuck-up planet of snobs!!!" shouted the bounty hunter, before more of his mask finally began to crumble. Ayeka gasped when she saw the stranger's face…

"HITORI?!!!" shouted Ayeka, before fainting.

Susami, Ayeka's little sister, blinked, "Hitori? You're him?"

"Who is this, Hitori?" asked Washu.

"I'm their older brother," said Hitori, making everyone who heard shocked. However, Roze was looking starry-eyed at Hitori's handsome face.

Roze smiled dreamily, "I think I'm in love…"

To Be Continued in Chapter 2: Love Can Be Blind, But It Can Stupid Too?