Chapter 2: Love Can Be Blind, But It Can Stupid Too?

"Oh Ayeka, you're awake," said Tenchi, as the chubby princess awakened.

"Lord Tenchi, I had the strangest dream. We were attacked by a bounty hunter who was really my dead brother, Hitori," said Ayeka, "Isn't that the weirdest?"

"Uh, sis? That wasn't a dream, that was two hours ago,"

Ayeka turned her head to see her older brother, Hitori, standing in the doorway. He was now dressed in white Jurian robes, instead of his red bounty hunter armor.

"EEEKK!!!! A GHOST!!!!" shouted Ayeka, jumping off the couch and onto Tenchi.

Hitori then shouted, "WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!!! I'm alive for God's sake!!!!"

"Too…heavy…" gasped Tenchi, for Ayeka's large tush was squashing his throat.

Ayeka got up and her eyes glared at Hitori, "Okay, let me get this straight. My brother, the original heir to Jurai's throne, is standing right here. The last time I recall him was when he was in that ship that exploded!"

Hitori sighed, "Look, sis. I faked my death. No one would look for a dead prince,"

"By Jurian succession laws, you should be king of Jurai!" shouted Ayeka.

"I'm not a king, I'm a bounty hunter. And unfortunately, I'm stuck on this miserable planet!" shouted Hitori, before picking something up. It was a small creature that looked like a cross between a cat and rabbit. "And this thing is the one responsible,"

"Mya?" went the cabbit, Ryo-oki.

Susami then walked in and said, "Ryo-oki was in the carrot fields when she heard all the commotion. She changed into a ship and smashed into Hitori's, wrecking it,"

"My ship may be a smaller version of typical Jurian ships, but it'll take a while for it to grow back to full size," said Hitori, putting Ryo-oki down.

Ayeka then asked, "Okay, Hitori. If you were alive all these years, how come you never tried contacting me?"

"Hmm…maybe the fact I'm a bounty hunter, who has made lots of enemies!" answered Hitori.

"Oh, lord Hitori!!!"

"Oh no…" went Hitori, before Roze came up to him and wrapped her arms around him tightly.

"Lord Hitori, why don't we have lunch?" smiled Roze brightly.

Tenchi's eyes widened, "Roze, he was trying to kill you!"

"Wrong! I was trying to capture her alive! Kamas would do the killing to this space pirate!" shouted Hitori.

Roze sighed, "Yes, I am a space pirate. I found some big information on a big crime lord named Kamas,"

Kiyone, the green haired and quite hippy beauty, walked in and said, "Oh? You were going to help the Galaxy Police by giving the information to us?"

"Nope! I was going to blackmail Kamas and get a ton of credits! HA! HA! HA!" laughed Roze.


Hitori then drew his sword and extended the energy blade, saying, "Okay, space pirate. The data I got about you earlier also said you stole some important stone,"

"I can't hide anything from you, dear. Here you go," smiled Roze, handing a pink stone to Hitori.

Ayeka then went, "Hey! That sword is the heirloom of the Jurian royal family!"

"And your point is?" went Hitori, raising an eye brow.

"It disappeared years ago! You stole it!" shouted Ayeka.

Hitori then replied, "Hey! Just because I renounced my royalty doesn't mean I can't take what's rightfully mine!" In his burst of temper, he had inadvertly rubbed the blade of his sword across the pink jewel, causing it to glow. "YEOUCHH!!!!" went Hitori, the heat of the jewel making him let go. The jewel landed in the corner and shifted and shaped itself into a young, beautiful and somewhat fat girl.

The young girl's eyes opened and the first thing she saw was Hitori holding his energy-bladed sword. She squealed in delight and tackled the Jurian bounty hunter to the ground.

"Thank you! Thank you! For centuries, I was sealed in that stone and only that Jurian sword could free me! For that, I love you!" shouted the young girl, her sea-foam hair waving wildly.

"Ah great, another one…" went Hitori sarcastically, before Roze angrily pulled the girl off Hitori.

"Just who do you think you are, messing with MY love?!!!" shouted Roze, before the space pirate was suddenly slammed into the wall by the girl's super strength

The sea-foam haired girl then went, "I'd just think I'd be Uzuki, the lunar princess. And the brave knight here is my beloved for freeing me," The two girls then began to argue about which one Hitori liked better.

"Welcome to my world, Hitori," sweat dropped Tenchi

To Be Continued in Chapter 3: More Havoc Is To Come