Adoption-2
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sadly. Thank you for the reviews. (More reviews, k?) And thanks to Lillith-Anastasia for typing this.
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Jack: (screaming and kicking) Geroff!! Geroff!! SALLY!! GET THIS FREAK OFF ME!!!!
Sally: (running over to get Shock off the insane Jack) Don't insult our children! How could you!! (now crying)
Jack: (standing….finally) They're not OUR children, they're fucking devils!! (flapping his arms like a physco bird)
Sally: (covering Barrels ears) Don't use that awful language!! There are children in the room!
Jack: (pissed off more than before) This is my house!! And they're not our---
Sally: (running over to Jack) We need to talk, in the kitchen.
Jack: I'd--
Sally: NOW!
Jack; (jumps and runs into kitchen)
Sally: Now, kids go play and have a great time. Love you!
LSB: (grinning evilly) We will.
In Kitchen
Sally: Sit! (Jack sits. Chair breaks)
Jack: Damn! Now how the hell did that happen?
Sally: (rather annoyed) I told you, don't use that horrible language.
Jack: (sarcastically) They're not in here!
Sally: (mad now) That's not the………CRASH
Oh, damn….
Jack: (grinning evilly) What was that?
Sally didn't hear him, because the door bell was going off……wait! No, it wasn't! That was just Sally…..Oh, no!
Jack; I'm coming!! (runs toward living room)
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O.K. I gotta go. Sisters are beating each other. No, literally. R/R thanks!!