Adoption 4
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. But me, who is coming in, I think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R/R
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Jack went for a very long, long, long walk, picks some deadly night shade and returned in the morning to find Lock., and Barrel beating each other. Sally, well asleep. I think. And Shock in "The Man's Chair"!! Wait, that's Jack's chair!! Oh, God!!!!!!!!
Jack: (shaking uncontrollably with rage) What the hell do you think you're doing??
Sally: WHAT DID I TELL YOU??
Jack: Oh, you're not unconscious.
Sally: Kids, time for school. Say bye to daddy and hurry the bus is here!
LSB: Bye Daddy!! (runs and gives hugs and kisses)
Jack: Thank God it's Friday.
Sally: We need to talk, so sit. (points to chair)
Jack: I'll stand. (rubbing his sore butt)
Sally: You need to be nicer, they're our children.
Jack: How can you be so calm, you adopted the worst children known to man!!!!!!!!
Sally: Well, you know we couldn't have children, you know Viagra didn't work………..
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it!!!!!!!!
Sally: Well, I've been taking Prozac if you need to know.
Jack; You didn't give me any! Well, I see how it is! I'm leaving!
Sally: Fine. Me too! (both are very pissed off)
Jack and Sally: Good bye1 (both leave)
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