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that I made up! I do not own the concept of Harry potter, though I wish I
did.sigh, I have nothing. Sob* Suing me will do you no good, as you won't
gain anything from it. Though please don't try to in the first place. No
profit is being made from this story what so eva!
A/N: Heya all! Thankyou for all your reviews! Me is soo happy! I'm sorry this is taking me so long to post up.but yeh. Um.anyway please review! I really need ideas for which direction to go with this story.like I need all the ideas I can get!
Please review or mail me with suggestions on pranks, spells yatta yatta. I hope you like the next chapter. For those of you that have read the fifth book, I know that James and Lily aren't supposed to be friends.but besides that little factor, I'm going to try and stay true with what we've discovered about their personalities. I'll try atleast.
And I apoligise for spelling principal principle. I didn't notice that thanks for pointing that out.
Oh and I think it was Jay...who asked me this, I'm in Gryffindor all the way!
Okey by the way, me is soo happy! It's school holidays for me rights now! Yea! Wohooo holidays!
Oh another thing! Read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix if you haven't already!
Audience: will you get on with the story already!
Raven (which is mua): tsk, tsk, touchy!
Audience: I am not touchy!
Raven: Sure..*cough, touchy!, cough*
Audience: Why do I even bother??
Raven: Yea I win!
Audience pulls out hairs in frustration.
Raven: ok ok here you go next chapter. One last thing though!
Audience: Aaaggghhhhhhh!
Raven: heheh, I love Harry Potter! Wohoo!
Chapter 3
James and Sirius grinned at each other wickedly. In front of them, walking by himself towards the Slytherin common room was none other than Severus Snape. Or as the Marauders preferred to call him, Snivellus.
Snape was walking by himself, as he didn't really have any close friends.
He basically was a book worm, and kind of a nigel. No one hung out with him, since he had always payed too much attention to his school work. Not that there was anything wrong with that, but that seemed to be all that he cared about. Besides being a nosy little git and a snitch.
His favourite hobby seemed to be trying to figure out what the Marauders were up to, and ways to get them in trouble. This may have been partly because, James and Sirius had made Snivellus's life a living hell for the first five years of Hogwarts. But Lily, once being made a prefect, had worked hard at beating down the habit.
But at that moment, there was no Lily in sight. Sirius snickered and muttered a spell under his breath, pointing his wand at Snape.
Instantly Snape's whole body burst into bright yellow feathers. They had turned him into a gigantic chicken. Snape looked at them with loathing and tried to hex them back, but was unable to say the spell.
For at that moment he burst into song and began to dance and sing the Chicken Dance.
"Flap your hands like a chicken, I want to be a chicken, Flap your hands like a chicken, Pawk, pawk, pawk.."
Snape sang this along with the actions, flapping his arms. His face which was a shade of yellow, was contorted in anger as he continued to sing quite loudly against his will.
Other students came to see what the commotion was and burst into laughter at the sight of the Dancing Chicken Snape.
A flash went up as someone took a picture of Snape who was now red in the face.
The noise had attracted some of the professors, and the two boys decided to make a run for it before they were caught.
"Password" Asked the painting of the Fat Lady that hid the Gryffindor Common Room.
"Quaffle" Said James, "I got it off Remus at Dinner."
The two friends were still clutching their sides with laughter, and collapsed in a pair of cosy armchairs in front of the fire. The rest of their friends which was, Peter, Remus, Clare, Lily and Belle joined them.
"Where were you guys?" Asked Clare, flipping through a new copy of Witches Weekly.
James looked at Sirius who looked back at him and they both burst into laughter all over again.
Lily scowled slightly. The two of them had been up to something.
"Come on spill" smirked Remus.
James who had tears of laughter in is eyes looked at Sirius and said, "You tell."
Sirius grinned evilly and said.
"Well we were just leaving the great hall, minding our own business."
Lily and Belle snorted un-lady like at this.
Sirius gave them a scowl and continued. "As I was saying, we saw Snivellus and we decided to give that ugly git a make over. As we all know that he desperately needed it! I mean have you seen his hair!"
James who had calmed down looked around and saw his current girlfriend, Katie Johnson head over towards him. Unconsciously he ran a hand threw his messy hair and messed it up more, and pushed it forward.
"Jamesie!" Cried Katie wrapping her arms around her boyfriend.
Sirius who was sitting in front of James wrapped his arms around himself and began to act like he was pashing someone. Only very comically.
Though Katie didn't notice, as she was sitting in James's lap and hugging him.
James smiled at her and stuck up his rude finger at Sirius behind her back.
Lily rolled her eyes at how immature the two of them were. Belle just giggled.
Sirius ignored the finger and continued telling them about what had happened.
"You should have seen him! Singing and dancing the chicken song! It was priceless! That's going to be a memory I keep for the rest of my life."
Belle looked at Sirius and choked with laughter, he had this dreamy look on his face, as though someone had told him that Christmas had come early.
Lily tried to cover the smile on her lips.
Peter looked at Sirius eagerly and asked, "I wish I could have seen that!"
Just then Frank Long bottom came over smiling widely, and holding something in his hand.
"Guess who got a shot of Flapping Snape," Smirked Frank.
James who had been pashing Katie at that moment jumped up and ran at Frank, dropping Katie unceremoniously on the floor.
"Hey!" She squealed as she hit the floor with a thump.
James however didn't notice. He had grabbed the phot out of Frank's hand and was gawking at it. Sirius them tackled James, attempting to get the picture.
Remus laughed and tried to separate the two, but only managed to get tangled up with them. Peter who didn't like to be left out, and went along with basically whatever the other three did jumped into the mess.
Frank who was worried about his precious picture of Chicken Snape getting damaged joined the fight.
Soon all of the Gryffindor Common Room was gathered by the fire and watching. It was quite entertaining, and there were background bets going on, on whom would win and get the picture.
Lily getting impatient with the scrambling boys pulled out her wand.
"Expeliramus!"
Though she had shouted the disarming spell, the five boys were so tangled up that they all went flying.
"Accio picture!"
Cried Lily, and the phot zoomed through the air and landed in her hand. She looked down to see a very angry Snape madly flapping his 'wings' mouthing to what Lily expected were the words to the chicken song.
The five boys looked at Lily sheepishly and Frank said, "Can I have that back now?"
Lily looked at him working hard at keeping a straight face.
"No, because as soon as I give it back, all of you are going to start fighting again. Therefore I'm keeping it."
There were loud groans from the boys, whereas the girls all burst into gleeful smiles.
"Ladies if you'll follow me." Said Lily with a smirk, linking arms with her best friends Belle and Clare.
The three then walked up the stairs and just as they reached the stairs, they all looked over their shoulders and burst into a fit of giggles and ran upstairs.
Sirius gave James a death glare, acting as though someone had just told him that Santa Claus wasn't really real.
Frank however was still smiling.
Remus looked at Frank and asked, "What are you smiling about?"
Frank gave him an evil grin and said, "I still have the negative."
All of a sudden, five boys madly scrambled up the stairs to their sixth year dormitory.
A/N: HEhehe how did ya like that??? Poor Snivellus. I know me was being mean to him.but come on I couldn't resist! Muhahaha. Please review and send me ideas!!! I mean this is what happens when me is short on inspiration! I mean Chicken Snape???
Please help me!!!Review! Mua luv you all!!!
A/N: Heya all! Thankyou for all your reviews! Me is soo happy! I'm sorry this is taking me so long to post up.but yeh. Um.anyway please review! I really need ideas for which direction to go with this story.like I need all the ideas I can get!
Please review or mail me with suggestions on pranks, spells yatta yatta. I hope you like the next chapter. For those of you that have read the fifth book, I know that James and Lily aren't supposed to be friends.but besides that little factor, I'm going to try and stay true with what we've discovered about their personalities. I'll try atleast.
And I apoligise for spelling principal principle. I didn't notice that thanks for pointing that out.
Oh and I think it was Jay...who asked me this, I'm in Gryffindor all the way!
Okey by the way, me is soo happy! It's school holidays for me rights now! Yea! Wohooo holidays!
Oh another thing! Read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix if you haven't already!
Audience: will you get on with the story already!
Raven (which is mua): tsk, tsk, touchy!
Audience: I am not touchy!
Raven: Sure..*cough, touchy!, cough*
Audience: Why do I even bother??
Raven: Yea I win!
Audience pulls out hairs in frustration.
Raven: ok ok here you go next chapter. One last thing though!
Audience: Aaaggghhhhhhh!
Raven: heheh, I love Harry Potter! Wohoo!
Chapter 3
James and Sirius grinned at each other wickedly. In front of them, walking by himself towards the Slytherin common room was none other than Severus Snape. Or as the Marauders preferred to call him, Snivellus.
Snape was walking by himself, as he didn't really have any close friends.
He basically was a book worm, and kind of a nigel. No one hung out with him, since he had always payed too much attention to his school work. Not that there was anything wrong with that, but that seemed to be all that he cared about. Besides being a nosy little git and a snitch.
His favourite hobby seemed to be trying to figure out what the Marauders were up to, and ways to get them in trouble. This may have been partly because, James and Sirius had made Snivellus's life a living hell for the first five years of Hogwarts. But Lily, once being made a prefect, had worked hard at beating down the habit.
But at that moment, there was no Lily in sight. Sirius snickered and muttered a spell under his breath, pointing his wand at Snape.
Instantly Snape's whole body burst into bright yellow feathers. They had turned him into a gigantic chicken. Snape looked at them with loathing and tried to hex them back, but was unable to say the spell.
For at that moment he burst into song and began to dance and sing the Chicken Dance.
"Flap your hands like a chicken, I want to be a chicken, Flap your hands like a chicken, Pawk, pawk, pawk.."
Snape sang this along with the actions, flapping his arms. His face which was a shade of yellow, was contorted in anger as he continued to sing quite loudly against his will.
Other students came to see what the commotion was and burst into laughter at the sight of the Dancing Chicken Snape.
A flash went up as someone took a picture of Snape who was now red in the face.
The noise had attracted some of the professors, and the two boys decided to make a run for it before they were caught.
"Password" Asked the painting of the Fat Lady that hid the Gryffindor Common Room.
"Quaffle" Said James, "I got it off Remus at Dinner."
The two friends were still clutching their sides with laughter, and collapsed in a pair of cosy armchairs in front of the fire. The rest of their friends which was, Peter, Remus, Clare, Lily and Belle joined them.
"Where were you guys?" Asked Clare, flipping through a new copy of Witches Weekly.
James looked at Sirius who looked back at him and they both burst into laughter all over again.
Lily scowled slightly. The two of them had been up to something.
"Come on spill" smirked Remus.
James who had tears of laughter in is eyes looked at Sirius and said, "You tell."
Sirius grinned evilly and said.
"Well we were just leaving the great hall, minding our own business."
Lily and Belle snorted un-lady like at this.
Sirius gave them a scowl and continued. "As I was saying, we saw Snivellus and we decided to give that ugly git a make over. As we all know that he desperately needed it! I mean have you seen his hair!"
James who had calmed down looked around and saw his current girlfriend, Katie Johnson head over towards him. Unconsciously he ran a hand threw his messy hair and messed it up more, and pushed it forward.
"Jamesie!" Cried Katie wrapping her arms around her boyfriend.
Sirius who was sitting in front of James wrapped his arms around himself and began to act like he was pashing someone. Only very comically.
Though Katie didn't notice, as she was sitting in James's lap and hugging him.
James smiled at her and stuck up his rude finger at Sirius behind her back.
Lily rolled her eyes at how immature the two of them were. Belle just giggled.
Sirius ignored the finger and continued telling them about what had happened.
"You should have seen him! Singing and dancing the chicken song! It was priceless! That's going to be a memory I keep for the rest of my life."
Belle looked at Sirius and choked with laughter, he had this dreamy look on his face, as though someone had told him that Christmas had come early.
Lily tried to cover the smile on her lips.
Peter looked at Sirius eagerly and asked, "I wish I could have seen that!"
Just then Frank Long bottom came over smiling widely, and holding something in his hand.
"Guess who got a shot of Flapping Snape," Smirked Frank.
James who had been pashing Katie at that moment jumped up and ran at Frank, dropping Katie unceremoniously on the floor.
"Hey!" She squealed as she hit the floor with a thump.
James however didn't notice. He had grabbed the phot out of Frank's hand and was gawking at it. Sirius them tackled James, attempting to get the picture.
Remus laughed and tried to separate the two, but only managed to get tangled up with them. Peter who didn't like to be left out, and went along with basically whatever the other three did jumped into the mess.
Frank who was worried about his precious picture of Chicken Snape getting damaged joined the fight.
Soon all of the Gryffindor Common Room was gathered by the fire and watching. It was quite entertaining, and there were background bets going on, on whom would win and get the picture.
Lily getting impatient with the scrambling boys pulled out her wand.
"Expeliramus!"
Though she had shouted the disarming spell, the five boys were so tangled up that they all went flying.
"Accio picture!"
Cried Lily, and the phot zoomed through the air and landed in her hand. She looked down to see a very angry Snape madly flapping his 'wings' mouthing to what Lily expected were the words to the chicken song.
The five boys looked at Lily sheepishly and Frank said, "Can I have that back now?"
Lily looked at him working hard at keeping a straight face.
"No, because as soon as I give it back, all of you are going to start fighting again. Therefore I'm keeping it."
There were loud groans from the boys, whereas the girls all burst into gleeful smiles.
"Ladies if you'll follow me." Said Lily with a smirk, linking arms with her best friends Belle and Clare.
The three then walked up the stairs and just as they reached the stairs, they all looked over their shoulders and burst into a fit of giggles and ran upstairs.
Sirius gave James a death glare, acting as though someone had just told him that Santa Claus wasn't really real.
Frank however was still smiling.
Remus looked at Frank and asked, "What are you smiling about?"
Frank gave him an evil grin and said, "I still have the negative."
All of a sudden, five boys madly scrambled up the stairs to their sixth year dormitory.
A/N: HEhehe how did ya like that??? Poor Snivellus. I know me was being mean to him.but come on I couldn't resist! Muhahaha. Please review and send me ideas!!! I mean this is what happens when me is short on inspiration! I mean Chicken Snape???
Please help me!!!Review! Mua luv you all!!!