FANFICS ARE STRESSFUL! But fun!
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Yumiko: WELCOME ALL TO ANIME CONFESSIONS! STARRING 'ME'! And Hiei. anyways, today we're going to find out confessions from several anime charaters. so. LETS BRING OUT YUSUKE URAMESHI FIRST!!!
Yusuke: *walks onto set waving*
Yumiko: So, Yusuke, got any confessions, any confessions at all?
Yusuke: No, WHO REQUESTED ME TO THIS DUMB SHOW ANYWAYS?!
Keiko: *storms onto the set and slaps Yusuke*
Yusuke: @.@
Yumiko: Anyways, are you sure you don't have anything to say?
Yusuke: Nah! What is there to confess anyways?
Yumiko: Hiei.
Hiei: *glaring at Yusuke*
Yusuke: O.O'
Hiei: *glaaaaare*
Yusuke: O.O"
Hiei: o.O *glare*
Yusuke: OK! I CONFESS! I LIKE... WAIT NO LOVE KEIKO!!!
Yumiko: There you have it folks.
Yusuke: *running around the set with joy that he finally confessed*
Yumiko: O. K. you can sit now.
Yusuke: WHEEEEE!!!
Hiei: T.T
Yumiko: well, while Yusuke's running around, lets bring out Kraz. Krazu. Krazyuma.
Kuwabara: ITS KAZUMA!!!
Hiei: *whistles*
Yumiko: Hiei. *glare*
Hiei: eh.
Yumiko: *glaaaaaaaaare*
Hiei: eh. *sweatdrop*
Yumiko: o.O *glare*
Hiei: I DID IT!!! I CHANGED KAZUMA TO KRAZYUMA!!!
Yumiko: O.O I'm not used to Hiei screaming. like that.
Hiei: Alright. Krazyuma, hurry up and confess that you think I'm the greatest warrior of all.
Kuwabara: Um. I don't lie, but I still don't want to confess anything, so I'm not.
Yumiko: *glare*
Hiei: *glare*
Yumiko and Hiei: *team up on glaring*
Kuwabara: o.o' O.O'
Yumiko: well?
Kuwabara: I, uh,
Hiei: Chicken. not even a bit brave enough to confess that you think I'm a lot cooler than you.
Kuwabara: I, uh, think, uh, I want to be a shrimp like Hiei.
Yumiko: O.O *looks back and forth at Hiei and Kuwabara*
Hiei: Yeah, you know I'm cool.
Yumiko: Hiei, did my glaring just get to your head? I don't remember you acting like this.
Hiei: I'M NOT HIEI!!! *takes off mask* I'M THE-HIEI-IMPOSTER!!!
Real Hiei: *runs out with katana* DIE YOU FOOL!!! *slaughters the-Hiei- imposter*
Kuwabara: eh.
Hiei: *glare*
Kuwabara: *runs for his life*
Hiei: Bring out Kurama, he was first guest on the list.
Yumiko: But Hiei.
Hiei: I was the one to bring him on the set.. BRING HIM OUT!!!
Yumiko: *gulp* but. does he really have to? Confess LIVE ON TV?!
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: NEVER!!! MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hiei: *drags Kurama out* never?
Yumiko: *gulp* KURAMA!!! DON'T LOOK AT HIS GLARE!!!
Hiei: too late. o.O *glare*
Kurama: O.O'
Hiei: *glaaaaaare* say "picklebutt"
Kurama: picklebutt.
Hiei: what do you have to confess?
Kurama: I.
Yumiko: NOOOOO!!! *screaming over Kurama*
Hiei: BAKA KOIBITO YOUKAI!!!
Yumiko: U ALREADY KNOW U CAN READ HIS MIND! Y R U MAKING HIM SAY IT ON TV?!
Kurama: *shakes head* YEAH! Y!?
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: o.O y?
Hiei: I wanted the world to know Kurama stole your 2nd, 5th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 17th, 23rd, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th.
Yumiko: DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRACK?!
Hiei: Yes, I keep track.
Kurama: well great! Now the world knows Yumiko and I are having an affair.
Hiei: you're still a thief, stealing my koibito like that.
Kurama: *choke* what?!
Yumiko: SINCE WHEN WAS I ONLY YOURS?!
Jin: *comes on set* Change the channel to Jerry Springer if you want to see what happens.
Yumiko: HEY!!!
Channel change.
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry: Today we have Kurama and Hiei fighting over this young girl named Yumiko. so Hiei, what do you think of it?
Hiei: grrr. *growling at Jerry for getting anywhere near him* I was promised sweet snow if I come here, where is it?
Jerry: Sweet snow? Anyways, Kurama, what's your opinion?
Kurama: Don't ask. Hiei's stalking Yumiko and me. what do you think?
Jerry: Okay. So Yumiko, who did you choose to be with?
Yumiko: SHUT THE *beep* UP!!! *drags Hiei and Kurama off set* JIN!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Hiei: hn. *standing behind the set*
Yumiko: ALRIGHT JIN!!! CONFESS!!! TELL US EVERYTHING!!!
Kurama: *glare*
Yumiko: *glare*
Jin: *glares back*
Yumiko: its not working.
Kurama: I know that.
Yumiko: ITS HOPELESS! WE NEED THE POWER OF HIEI'S GLARE!
Kurama: HEY! HIEI!!! WE NEED YOUR GLARE!!!
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: I GOT SWEET SNOW!!!
Hiei: *walks out* no you don't.
Kurama: are you still mad?
Hiei: what do you think?
Yumiko: about me or not getting sweet snow?
Hiei: both.
Yumiko: *starts crying* WAHHH!!! HIEI HATES ME!!!! WAHHH!!!
Hiei: O.O
Kurama: *comforts Yumiko* LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE HER DO!
Hiei: I. I. I didn't mean to!!!
Kurama: suuuure.
Hiei: *takes out the hidden sweet snow he stole* HERE!
Yumiko: OoO! *takes and chomps away*
Kurama: O.O eh.
Hiei: AHH!!! DON'T EAT IT ALL!!!
Jin: *tries to sneak off*
Hiei: I WANT MY SWEET SNOW NOW JIN!!!
Jin: well, I got to fly! *floats into the air*
Hiei: *takes hold of Jin* oh no you don't.
Jin: aye.
Hiei: *glaaaare*
Jin: *gulp*
Hiei: *glaaare* Might as well tell them now, I already read your mind.
Jin: *sweatdrop*
Hiei, Kurama, and Yumiko: *glaaare*
Jin: *kisses Yumiko and flies off*
Yumiko: eh.
Hiei: Sweet Snow.
Yumiko: uh. AHHH!!! *runs off set*
Kurama: c'mon Hiei.
Hiei: where are we going?
Kurama: To get sweet snow.
Hiei: O.O *quickly urges Kurama to walks faster*
Shishiwakamaru: Whew, *stands up from audience* at least no one remembered I was a guest.
A fangirl (1): HEY!!! ITS SHISHIWAKAMARU!!!
Another fangirl (2): *jumps Shishiwakamaru with scissors and snips part of his hair*
Shishi: HEY!! *runs and takes cover*
(2): $3.00 FOR ONE STRAND!!!
(3): I'LL TAKE ONE!!!
Fangirls: 'I want one!' 'Don't FORGET ABOUT ME!' 'HEY!' 'I hope they don't run out.'
Shishi: *locks himself in a closet* . I hope I don't die. I hope I stay pretty. I hope I don't go bald. I hope I stay pretty.
To be continued.
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MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER FANFIC!!!
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Yumiko: WELCOME ALL TO ANIME CONFESSIONS! STARRING 'ME'! And Hiei. anyways, today we're going to find out confessions from several anime charaters. so. LETS BRING OUT YUSUKE URAMESHI FIRST!!!
Yusuke: *walks onto set waving*
Yumiko: So, Yusuke, got any confessions, any confessions at all?
Yusuke: No, WHO REQUESTED ME TO THIS DUMB SHOW ANYWAYS?!
Keiko: *storms onto the set and slaps Yusuke*
Yusuke: @.@
Yumiko: Anyways, are you sure you don't have anything to say?
Yusuke: Nah! What is there to confess anyways?
Yumiko: Hiei.
Hiei: *glaring at Yusuke*
Yusuke: O.O'
Hiei: *glaaaaare*
Yusuke: O.O"
Hiei: o.O *glare*
Yusuke: OK! I CONFESS! I LIKE... WAIT NO LOVE KEIKO!!!
Yumiko: There you have it folks.
Yusuke: *running around the set with joy that he finally confessed*
Yumiko: O. K. you can sit now.
Yusuke: WHEEEEE!!!
Hiei: T.T
Yumiko: well, while Yusuke's running around, lets bring out Kraz. Krazu. Krazyuma.
Kuwabara: ITS KAZUMA!!!
Hiei: *whistles*
Yumiko: Hiei. *glare*
Hiei: eh.
Yumiko: *glaaaaaaaaare*
Hiei: eh. *sweatdrop*
Yumiko: o.O *glare*
Hiei: I DID IT!!! I CHANGED KAZUMA TO KRAZYUMA!!!
Yumiko: O.O I'm not used to Hiei screaming. like that.
Hiei: Alright. Krazyuma, hurry up and confess that you think I'm the greatest warrior of all.
Kuwabara: Um. I don't lie, but I still don't want to confess anything, so I'm not.
Yumiko: *glare*
Hiei: *glare*
Yumiko and Hiei: *team up on glaring*
Kuwabara: o.o' O.O'
Yumiko: well?
Kuwabara: I, uh,
Hiei: Chicken. not even a bit brave enough to confess that you think I'm a lot cooler than you.
Kuwabara: I, uh, think, uh, I want to be a shrimp like Hiei.
Yumiko: O.O *looks back and forth at Hiei and Kuwabara*
Hiei: Yeah, you know I'm cool.
Yumiko: Hiei, did my glaring just get to your head? I don't remember you acting like this.
Hiei: I'M NOT HIEI!!! *takes off mask* I'M THE-HIEI-IMPOSTER!!!
Real Hiei: *runs out with katana* DIE YOU FOOL!!! *slaughters the-Hiei- imposter*
Kuwabara: eh.
Hiei: *glare*
Kuwabara: *runs for his life*
Hiei: Bring out Kurama, he was first guest on the list.
Yumiko: But Hiei.
Hiei: I was the one to bring him on the set.. BRING HIM OUT!!!
Yumiko: *gulp* but. does he really have to? Confess LIVE ON TV?!
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: NEVER!!! MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hiei: *drags Kurama out* never?
Yumiko: *gulp* KURAMA!!! DON'T LOOK AT HIS GLARE!!!
Hiei: too late. o.O *glare*
Kurama: O.O'
Hiei: *glaaaaaare* say "picklebutt"
Kurama: picklebutt.
Hiei: what do you have to confess?
Kurama: I.
Yumiko: NOOOOO!!! *screaming over Kurama*
Hiei: BAKA KOIBITO YOUKAI!!!
Yumiko: U ALREADY KNOW U CAN READ HIS MIND! Y R U MAKING HIM SAY IT ON TV?!
Kurama: *shakes head* YEAH! Y!?
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: o.O y?
Hiei: I wanted the world to know Kurama stole your 2nd, 5th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 17th, 23rd, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th.
Yumiko: DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRACK?!
Hiei: Yes, I keep track.
Kurama: well great! Now the world knows Yumiko and I are having an affair.
Hiei: you're still a thief, stealing my koibito like that.
Kurama: *choke* what?!
Yumiko: SINCE WHEN WAS I ONLY YOURS?!
Jin: *comes on set* Change the channel to Jerry Springer if you want to see what happens.
Yumiko: HEY!!!
Channel change.
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry: Today we have Kurama and Hiei fighting over this young girl named Yumiko. so Hiei, what do you think of it?
Hiei: grrr. *growling at Jerry for getting anywhere near him* I was promised sweet snow if I come here, where is it?
Jerry: Sweet snow? Anyways, Kurama, what's your opinion?
Kurama: Don't ask. Hiei's stalking Yumiko and me. what do you think?
Jerry: Okay. So Yumiko, who did you choose to be with?
Yumiko: SHUT THE *beep* UP!!! *drags Hiei and Kurama off set* JIN!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Hiei: hn. *standing behind the set*
Yumiko: ALRIGHT JIN!!! CONFESS!!! TELL US EVERYTHING!!!
Kurama: *glare*
Yumiko: *glare*
Jin: *glares back*
Yumiko: its not working.
Kurama: I know that.
Yumiko: ITS HOPELESS! WE NEED THE POWER OF HIEI'S GLARE!
Kurama: HEY! HIEI!!! WE NEED YOUR GLARE!!!
Hiei: hn.
Yumiko: I GOT SWEET SNOW!!!
Hiei: *walks out* no you don't.
Kurama: are you still mad?
Hiei: what do you think?
Yumiko: about me or not getting sweet snow?
Hiei: both.
Yumiko: *starts crying* WAHHH!!! HIEI HATES ME!!!! WAHHH!!!
Hiei: O.O
Kurama: *comforts Yumiko* LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE HER DO!
Hiei: I. I. I didn't mean to!!!
Kurama: suuuure.
Hiei: *takes out the hidden sweet snow he stole* HERE!
Yumiko: OoO! *takes and chomps away*
Kurama: O.O eh.
Hiei: AHH!!! DON'T EAT IT ALL!!!
Jin: *tries to sneak off*
Hiei: I WANT MY SWEET SNOW NOW JIN!!!
Jin: well, I got to fly! *floats into the air*
Hiei: *takes hold of Jin* oh no you don't.
Jin: aye.
Hiei: *glaaaare*
Jin: *gulp*
Hiei: *glaaare* Might as well tell them now, I already read your mind.
Jin: *sweatdrop*
Hiei, Kurama, and Yumiko: *glaaare*
Jin: *kisses Yumiko and flies off*
Yumiko: eh.
Hiei: Sweet Snow.
Yumiko: uh. AHHH!!! *runs off set*
Kurama: c'mon Hiei.
Hiei: where are we going?
Kurama: To get sweet snow.
Hiei: O.O *quickly urges Kurama to walks faster*
Shishiwakamaru: Whew, *stands up from audience* at least no one remembered I was a guest.
A fangirl (1): HEY!!! ITS SHISHIWAKAMARU!!!
Another fangirl (2): *jumps Shishiwakamaru with scissors and snips part of his hair*
Shishi: HEY!! *runs and takes cover*
(2): $3.00 FOR ONE STRAND!!!
(3): I'LL TAKE ONE!!!
Fangirls: 'I want one!' 'Don't FORGET ABOUT ME!' 'HEY!' 'I hope they don't run out.'
Shishi: *locks himself in a closet* . I hope I don't die. I hope I stay pretty. I hope I don't go bald. I hope I stay pretty.
To be continued.
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MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER FANFIC!!!