Chapter 3
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Yumiko: HIEI!!! *jumps on Hiei* *starts kissing him over and over again*
Hiei: -.- We're on air...
Yumiko: Oh, oops... haha...
Hiei: I don't want to host...
Yumiko: Aw... our next guest is Kuwabara... again...
Hiei: AGAIN?! WHY?!
Yumiko: How should I know! He was first to call yesterday...
Kuwabara: *walks on set* I, KAZUMA KUWABARA, AM ONCE AGAIN ON THE SET!
Yumiko: -.- should have known...
Kuwabara: Okay, about that "Feelings" circle...
Yumiko: WE'RE NOT DOING THAT CIRCLE AGAIN
Kuwabara: Why not?
Kurama: It gave her nightmares...
Yumiko: The horror! Fuffly, pink bunnies taking over the world
Jin: Now, now, do we need to sit in a circle and discuss our feelings?
Yumiko: NOOOO
Hiei: Don't worry, Makai will take over once again...
Yumiko: YAY
Kuwabara: Alright, then I'm off set... *starts walking away*
Yumiko: WAIT! WE'RE NOT GOING TO SPEND 5 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW DOING NOTHING- NESS!
Kuwabara: What do you want me to do about it?
Yumiko: WE BOOKED THIS SLOT FOR YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE GLARED AT! Hiei... please?
Hiei: *glare*
Kuwabara: *nervous smile* the shrimp looks like he's going to bite my head off...
Hiei: *glaaaaare*
Kuwabara: "O.O"
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaaare*
Kuwabara: mommy...
Hiei: Boo...
Kuwabara: AHHH!!! *jumps on Jin* HOLD ME MOMMY!
Jin: *drops Kuwabara* I'm not your "mommy"
Shizuru: YOU IDIOT BROTHER!!! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET SCARED THAT EASILY
@$#$&^%&
Kuwabara: @.@
Shizuru: Shows you... *walks off set*
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Kuwabara: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!!! *rips his shirt off from all the tension* YUKINA! YUKINA! MY LOVE! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!!! (thanks Sareph)
Hiei: Why you...
#@$@^&%$^@$#!*$^$@%$#%^#%$#&%$^#$%$%@$!#@# that's not all ... ^$#%#$&$#^$#&%$&%$#^#&$%&^^ it goes on for a while...
Kuwabara: *looking very hideous*
Hiei: *continues glaring at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: An I alfo lyf otan oo (and I also like Botan too)
Hiei: IDIOT TWO-TIMER!
^$#%@$!%$^&$#^%^*^%^#^^*^$#@%$#$@#^%^*&)*&*&!%$&^%(^&%*^%$^&$%^$#@%$#@% ... it goes on for a while again...
Touya: I was called here for...?
Jin: You'll be on tomorrow... seems here that this whole episode might be about beating Kuwabara up...
Touya: Alright... but I still have no idea why I'm here... *leaves*
Jin: Tell the rest of the guest to leave...
Kurama: I already did...
Jin: This will take a while...
%$#%#^&%#$@&
Hiei: *drops Kuwabara* hn. Choose one...
Kuwabara: Oogeena (Yukina)
Hiei: HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHES A KOORIME!?!?!
$#^$^&($!#%#$%$^&%&^&%$#^$%#^%$#^# more beating him up...
Hiei: And you pronounced her name wrong...
Kuwabara: *really hideous looking*
Hiei: Now, let me ask you once again... who do you choose? Yukina or Botan?
Kuwabara: O-tan (Botan)
Hiei: I WILL NOT TOLERATE WITH A GUY THAT'S CHEATING ON YUKINA!
#@%^$%@$^%$^#$^$#%@$#%#%$^%$^%#$@%^$#&&)$#@$^@!~$#&%^(&@%^*^$^%#$^&(^@%&#&^* &^%^*%^*@&^)*^(@#^$%*&^$&-it goes on...
Kuwabara: @.@ *supremely hideous looking*
Hiei: Answer the question correctly now...
Kuwabara: AHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!! *runs off set*
Shizuru: GO BACK ON THE SET LIKE A MAN! *pushes him back*
Hiei: *cracking knuckles*
%$#@&^%$&^%$(*#^%#$!$#!%$#@^%&^%$*&^%$@%^@$%^$@^%$&^*&^(*&&^#!%#$!@#%&%^&*&^ (*&)(*&^%$&^$&%@%!#$#@$!@$#!@$#!@&%^&
Jin and Kurama: *digging Kuwabara's grave*
Yumiko: *sigh* *pulls Hiei back* You need some time-out...
Hiei: I'm not finish with him yet! LEMME GO!
Yumiko: *sits Hiei in a corner*
Kuwabara: *unconscious*
Shizuru: Oh darn... now who's going to pay his medical bills? *drags Kuwabara away*
Yumiko: I wonder if Botan and/or Yukina heard?
Hiei: Who cares! *folds arms*
Yumiko: WE'RE OFFSTAGE NOW!!! *starts repeatedly kissing Hiei*
Did Yukina or Botan watch the show? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ANIME CONFESSIONS! (DBZ...)
Shishiwakamaru: *locked himself in a bathroom on the highest floor that no one uses*
Fangirls: AHHHH!! SHISHIWAKAMARU!!! *been waiting* COME ON OUT
(1): LETS BREAK DOWN THE DOOR AND STEAL HIS CLOTHES! THEN THE ONES WE DON'T WANT, WE'LL AUCTION THEM ON THE INTERNET
(2): YES! LET'S!
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Poor Shishiwakamaru... poor Kuwabara... when I put (1) and (2) and so forth on each chapter, they are different from the previous chapter... R&R!!!
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Yumiko: HIEI!!! *jumps on Hiei* *starts kissing him over and over again*
Hiei: -.- We're on air...
Yumiko: Oh, oops... haha...
Hiei: I don't want to host...
Yumiko: Aw... our next guest is Kuwabara... again...
Hiei: AGAIN?! WHY?!
Yumiko: How should I know! He was first to call yesterday...
Kuwabara: *walks on set* I, KAZUMA KUWABARA, AM ONCE AGAIN ON THE SET!
Yumiko: -.- should have known...
Kuwabara: Okay, about that "Feelings" circle...
Yumiko: WE'RE NOT DOING THAT CIRCLE AGAIN
Kuwabara: Why not?
Kurama: It gave her nightmares...
Yumiko: The horror! Fuffly, pink bunnies taking over the world
Jin: Now, now, do we need to sit in a circle and discuss our feelings?
Yumiko: NOOOO
Hiei: Don't worry, Makai will take over once again...
Yumiko: YAY
Kuwabara: Alright, then I'm off set... *starts walking away*
Yumiko: WAIT! WE'RE NOT GOING TO SPEND 5 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW DOING NOTHING- NESS!
Kuwabara: What do you want me to do about it?
Yumiko: WE BOOKED THIS SLOT FOR YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE GLARED AT! Hiei... please?
Hiei: *glare*
Kuwabara: *nervous smile* the shrimp looks like he's going to bite my head off...
Hiei: *glaaaaare*
Kuwabara: "O.O"
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaaare*
Kuwabara: mommy...
Hiei: Boo...
Kuwabara: AHHH!!! *jumps on Jin* HOLD ME MOMMY!
Jin: *drops Kuwabara* I'm not your "mommy"
Shizuru: YOU IDIOT BROTHER!!! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET SCARED THAT EASILY
@$#$&^%&
Kuwabara: @.@
Shizuru: Shows you... *walks off set*
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Kuwabara: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!!! *rips his shirt off from all the tension* YUKINA! YUKINA! MY LOVE! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!!! (thanks Sareph)
Hiei: Why you...
#@$@^&%$^@$#!*$^$@%$#%^#%$#&%$^#$%$%@$!#@# that's not all ... ^$#%#$&$#^$#&%$&%$#^#&$%&^^ it goes on for a while...
Kuwabara: *looking very hideous*
Hiei: *continues glaring at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: An I alfo lyf otan oo (and I also like Botan too)
Hiei: IDIOT TWO-TIMER!
^$#%@$!%$^&$#^%^*^%^#^^*^$#@%$#$@#^%^*&)*&*&!%$&^%(^&%*^%$^&$%^$#@%$#@% ... it goes on for a while again...
Touya: I was called here for...?
Jin: You'll be on tomorrow... seems here that this whole episode might be about beating Kuwabara up...
Touya: Alright... but I still have no idea why I'm here... *leaves*
Jin: Tell the rest of the guest to leave...
Kurama: I already did...
Jin: This will take a while...
%$#%#^&%#$@&
Hiei: *drops Kuwabara* hn. Choose one...
Kuwabara: Oogeena (Yukina)
Hiei: HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHES A KOORIME!?!?!
$#^$^&($!#%#$%$^&%&^&%$#^$%#^%$#^# more beating him up...
Hiei: And you pronounced her name wrong...
Kuwabara: *really hideous looking*
Hiei: Now, let me ask you once again... who do you choose? Yukina or Botan?
Kuwabara: O-tan (Botan)
Hiei: I WILL NOT TOLERATE WITH A GUY THAT'S CHEATING ON YUKINA!
#@%^$%@$^%$^#$^$#%@$#%#%$^%$^%#$@%^$#&&)$#@$^@!~$#&%^(&@%^*^$^%#$^&(^@%&#&^* &^%^*%^*@&^)*^(@#^$%*&^$&-it goes on...
Kuwabara: @.@ *supremely hideous looking*
Hiei: Answer the question correctly now...
Kuwabara: AHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!! *runs off set*
Shizuru: GO BACK ON THE SET LIKE A MAN! *pushes him back*
Hiei: *cracking knuckles*
%$#@&^%$&^%$(*#^%#$!$#!%$#@^%&^%$*&^%$@%^@$%^$@^%$&^*&^(*&&^#!%#$!@#%&%^&*&^ (*&)(*&^%$&^$&%@%!#$#@$!@$#!@$#!@&%^&
Jin and Kurama: *digging Kuwabara's grave*
Yumiko: *sigh* *pulls Hiei back* You need some time-out...
Hiei: I'm not finish with him yet! LEMME GO!
Yumiko: *sits Hiei in a corner*
Kuwabara: *unconscious*
Shizuru: Oh darn... now who's going to pay his medical bills? *drags Kuwabara away*
Yumiko: I wonder if Botan and/or Yukina heard?
Hiei: Who cares! *folds arms*
Yumiko: WE'RE OFFSTAGE NOW!!! *starts repeatedly kissing Hiei*
Did Yukina or Botan watch the show? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ANIME CONFESSIONS! (DBZ...)
Shishiwakamaru: *locked himself in a bathroom on the highest floor that no one uses*
Fangirls: AHHHH!! SHISHIWAKAMARU!!! *been waiting* COME ON OUT
(1): LETS BREAK DOWN THE DOOR AND STEAL HIS CLOTHES! THEN THE ONES WE DON'T WANT, WE'LL AUCTION THEM ON THE INTERNET
(2): YES! LET'S!
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Poor Shishiwakamaru... poor Kuwabara... when I put (1) and (2) and so forth on each chapter, they are different from the previous chapter... R&R!!!