Chapter 4
You are now entering Anime Confessions chapter 4! Enjoy!
Yumiko: Hey, I thought this was ANIME Confessions, not Yu Yu Hakusho Confessions... Why do we have the same guests over repeatedly?!
Shuichi: This is precisely why I decided to create this new list of guests... but Youko Kurama, here, keeps tearing the paper apart. I wonder why... *youko takes over*
Youko Kurama: *nervous laugh* I didn't do anything...
Yumiko: Takes the copied paper. Please welcome our first guest...
Hiei: *takes paper away* Inu-Yasha... from Inu-Yasha...
Youko Kurama: *mumbling to himself*
Yumiko: What was that koibito?
Youko Kurama: Must resist, must resist, must resist...
Kagome: *dragging Inu-Yasha out*
Inu-Yasha: HEY! *struggling*
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inu-Yasha: *falls face flat on ground* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Kagome: I traveled far to get this guy over onto this show, so are you going to start or not?! *starts shouting at Hiei*
Hiei: *decides to glare at Kagome*
Kagome: NOT ME! *points to Inu-Yasha*
Hiei: hn *turns away*
Kagome: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING! BEGIN GLARING!
Inu-Yasha: How about we just leave? *Inu-Yasha tried to sneak away*
Kagome: SIT BOY! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Inu-Yasha: @.@ itai...
Yumiko: eeps... *looks over at Youko Kurama* you okay?
Youko Kurama: I SHALL NOT ALLOW ANY OTHER DEMON, ESPECIALLY HALF BREEDS, TO GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE ME! I MUST GO STEAL THOSE EARS OF HIS!
Inu-Yasha: Hey, wait a minute!
Hiei: *glare*
Inu-Yasha: ehm...
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaare*
Inu-Yasha: Sesshy... (like someone would say Mommy)
Hiei *glare* o.O
Inu-Yasha: THAT DAMN KOGA!
Koga: What did you say?! *runs onto set*
Inu-Yasha: Yeah, that's right! Damn you Koga, stealing Kagome from me!
Koga: she IS my MATE!
Inu-Yasha: SHES MINE!
Koga: Mine!
Inu-Yasha: MINE!
Later...
Inu-Yasha: MINE!
Koga: MINE!
Kikyo: *walks onto set* Inu-Yasha, do you not care for me? Do you truly like her more?
Inu-Yasha: Well, I, uh...
Yumiko: *walks onto set* GO BACK TO YOUR SHOW! THIS ONE IS MINE! *pushes them off* Youko Kurama: *runs over to Inu-Yasha with scissors* I SHALL SNIP YOU EARS OFF!!!
Inu-Yasha: AUGH! *covers ears* NOOOO!!!
Youko Kurama: MINE!!
Inu-Yasha: NOOOO!!!
Youko Kurama: I MUST KNOCK HIM UNCONSIOUS! *takes out whistle and blows it* ATTAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
%$%&^%*#@^&)(*&!$@##!@%$#^%!#$!#@!%$&^(*)((%@$!@#@!#!@#!#%$^$%
Inu-Yasha: NOT FAIR! *draws tetsusaiga* NOW YOU SHALL DIE! *waits* I'M PREPARING FOR THE WIND SCAR! *waits*
Jin: *getting rid of the wind scar*
Inu-Yasha: *waits... waiting... waits... waiting* WHERE THE HELL IS THE WIND SCAR?!
Youko Kurama: I don't know... but if you're not attacking, I WILL!!! *blows whistle* CHAAAAAAAARGE!
Inu-Yasha: RUN! THERES A MANIAC AFTER ME!!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inu-Yasha: *trips* WAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Kagome: Oops, I forgot that you aren't the maniac in this show... your ears confuse me...
Youko Kurama: *lifts up and axe and swings it downward*
Inu-Yasha: *dodging for his ears and life*
Everyone but Inu-Yasha and Youko Kurama: *sitting, watching, and eating popcorn*
Youko Kurama: DIE YOU ME-WANNABE!
Inu-Yasha, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOU!
Youko Kurama: Yeah, right!
Kagome: Uhm...
Inu-Yasha: KAGOME! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! TELL HIM I'M JUST HALF HUMAN AND HALF INU!
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah, I'm a kitsune (fox-demon) and I take the form of a ninge, beat that!
Inu-Yasha: O.O well, I can't so I uh... guess I'll leave now... *runs*
Youko Kurama: *standing there as if he were some champ* *Shuichi takes over again*
Shuichi: WEEEELLLLLLLLL, that was a uh, "kind" experience...
Kagome: HMPH! *storms off*
Shuichi: Our next guest is who?
Touya: *sleeping*
Yumiko: *sleeping*
Hiei: *strangling Kuwabara* Die you bastard. No dumbass can sit 6 feet and 4.0007 inches away from Yukina, at the same time sit 2419621 feet and 7.4523 inches away from their former love Botan. *referring to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: @.@ itai...
Yusuke: *having a good laugh*
Keiko: *smacks him in the head* That's not nice! Go make Hiei stop!
Yusuke: fine, fine *walks over to Hiei* Keiko says stop...
Hiei: NO ONE INTERFERES WITH ME PROTECTING YUKINA! *starts strangling Yusuke*
Kuwabara: *unconscious*
Yusuke: *turning all kinds of rainbow colors*
Hiei: Die you baka!
Yusuke: itai... Keiko... someone...
Keiko: *cheering for Hiei* YEAH! GO HIEI! TEACH YUSUKE A LESSON OR TWO!
Yumiko: Poor Yusuke... Oh well, we'll all get over it!
Shuichi: *nervous laugh* Isn't this called Anime confessions where people confession instead of have Hiei strangle them to death?
Yumiko: Yeah, lots of confessing is being done... Touya's sleepy, Youko Kurama doesn't want anyone looking like him, Hiei has a great grip!, and Keiko doesn't want Kuwabara getting hurt if Yusuke is laughing, but wants Yusuke to get hurt just to learn a lesson.
Shuichi: Er... I guess it can work that way...
Meanwhile, on the highest floor...
Shishiwakamaru: Heeeeelllllpppp... days... no food! Genkai! Where are you?!
(1): Waka-sama! Come on out!
Genkai: *walks up* idiot girls...
(fangirls): *gasp!* It's Genkai!
Shishiwakamaru: MY GENKAI HAS COME TO SAVE ME!
Genkai: *breaks down door*
Shishiwakamaru: GENKAI! GENKAI, MY DARLING, GENKAI!
Genkai: Get away from me you fool... *walks away leaving him as bait for all the fangirls*
(2): ATTACK! *jumps Shishiwakamaru*
Shishiwakamaru: HEEELLLPPPP! I'M BEING STRIPPED DOWN AND GOING BALD BY THE SECOND! *runs shoving the fangirls to the side* *finds Vegeta* HELP! YA GOTTA HELP ME! *shoves Yamia into Vegeta and runs*
Yamia: VEGETA! *takes a razor* I SHALL AUCTION YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES ON THE INTERNET!
Vegeta: *nervous laugh, runs*
Shishiwakamaru: I hope I got rid of at least half the fangirls...
(3): NO! OUR FORCE IS WEAKENING! CALL IN THE BACK-UP!
(4): *takes out cellphone and starts calling some number*
Shishiwakamaru: Uh... oh...
(5): QUICK! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
Shishiwakamaru: FOOD! *runs by snack table, grabs a few snacks to eat and continues running* NO FOOD! 3 DAYS! HELP!!! *runs*
(6): *runs over to snack table* GAAHHHH! HE TOUCHED THIS TABLE CLOTH! *takes table cloth* MINE!
What will happen to Shishiwakamaru? Will Anime Confessions ever be normal again? Or is this it's normal state? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ANIME CONFESSIONS! Got any requests? I'd be glad to fill whatever I can. I just might not be able to fill them all... sorry!
Yumiko: Hey, I thought this was ANIME Confessions, not Yu Yu Hakusho Confessions... Why do we have the same guests over repeatedly?!
Shuichi: This is precisely why I decided to create this new list of guests... but Youko Kurama, here, keeps tearing the paper apart. I wonder why... *youko takes over*
Youko Kurama: *nervous laugh* I didn't do anything...
Yumiko: Takes the copied paper. Please welcome our first guest...
Hiei: *takes paper away* Inu-Yasha... from Inu-Yasha...
Youko Kurama: *mumbling to himself*
Yumiko: What was that koibito?
Youko Kurama: Must resist, must resist, must resist...
Kagome: *dragging Inu-Yasha out*
Inu-Yasha: HEY! *struggling*
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inu-Yasha: *falls face flat on ground* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Kagome: I traveled far to get this guy over onto this show, so are you going to start or not?! *starts shouting at Hiei*
Hiei: *decides to glare at Kagome*
Kagome: NOT ME! *points to Inu-Yasha*
Hiei: hn *turns away*
Kagome: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING! BEGIN GLARING!
Inu-Yasha: How about we just leave? *Inu-Yasha tried to sneak away*
Kagome: SIT BOY! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Inu-Yasha: @.@ itai...
Yumiko: eeps... *looks over at Youko Kurama* you okay?
Youko Kurama: I SHALL NOT ALLOW ANY OTHER DEMON, ESPECIALLY HALF BREEDS, TO GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE ME! I MUST GO STEAL THOSE EARS OF HIS!
Inu-Yasha: Hey, wait a minute!
Hiei: *glare*
Inu-Yasha: ehm...
Hiei: *glaaaaaaaaare*
Inu-Yasha: Sesshy... (like someone would say Mommy)
Hiei *glare* o.O
Inu-Yasha: THAT DAMN KOGA!
Koga: What did you say?! *runs onto set*
Inu-Yasha: Yeah, that's right! Damn you Koga, stealing Kagome from me!
Koga: she IS my MATE!
Inu-Yasha: SHES MINE!
Koga: Mine!
Inu-Yasha: MINE!
Later...
Inu-Yasha: MINE!
Koga: MINE!
Kikyo: *walks onto set* Inu-Yasha, do you not care for me? Do you truly like her more?
Inu-Yasha: Well, I, uh...
Yumiko: *walks onto set* GO BACK TO YOUR SHOW! THIS ONE IS MINE! *pushes them off* Youko Kurama: *runs over to Inu-Yasha with scissors* I SHALL SNIP YOU EARS OFF!!!
Inu-Yasha: AUGH! *covers ears* NOOOO!!!
Youko Kurama: MINE!!
Inu-Yasha: NOOOO!!!
Youko Kurama: I MUST KNOCK HIM UNCONSIOUS! *takes out whistle and blows it* ATTAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
%$%&^%*#@^&)(*&!$@##!@%$#^%!#$!#@!%$&^(*)((%@$!@#@!#!@#!#%$^$%
Inu-Yasha: NOT FAIR! *draws tetsusaiga* NOW YOU SHALL DIE! *waits* I'M PREPARING FOR THE WIND SCAR! *waits*
Jin: *getting rid of the wind scar*
Inu-Yasha: *waits... waiting... waits... waiting* WHERE THE HELL IS THE WIND SCAR?!
Youko Kurama: I don't know... but if you're not attacking, I WILL!!! *blows whistle* CHAAAAAAAARGE!
Inu-Yasha: RUN! THERES A MANIAC AFTER ME!!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inu-Yasha: *trips* WAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Kagome: Oops, I forgot that you aren't the maniac in this show... your ears confuse me...
Youko Kurama: *lifts up and axe and swings it downward*
Inu-Yasha: *dodging for his ears and life*
Everyone but Inu-Yasha and Youko Kurama: *sitting, watching, and eating popcorn*
Youko Kurama: DIE YOU ME-WANNABE!
Inu-Yasha, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOU!
Youko Kurama: Yeah, right!
Kagome: Uhm...
Inu-Yasha: KAGOME! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! TELL HIM I'M JUST HALF HUMAN AND HALF INU!
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah, I'm a kitsune (fox-demon) and I take the form of a ninge, beat that!
Inu-Yasha: O.O well, I can't so I uh... guess I'll leave now... *runs*
Youko Kurama: *standing there as if he were some champ* *Shuichi takes over again*
Shuichi: WEEEELLLLLLLLL, that was a uh, "kind" experience...
Kagome: HMPH! *storms off*
Shuichi: Our next guest is who?
Touya: *sleeping*
Yumiko: *sleeping*
Hiei: *strangling Kuwabara* Die you bastard. No dumbass can sit 6 feet and 4.0007 inches away from Yukina, at the same time sit 2419621 feet and 7.4523 inches away from their former love Botan. *referring to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: @.@ itai...
Yusuke: *having a good laugh*
Keiko: *smacks him in the head* That's not nice! Go make Hiei stop!
Yusuke: fine, fine *walks over to Hiei* Keiko says stop...
Hiei: NO ONE INTERFERES WITH ME PROTECTING YUKINA! *starts strangling Yusuke*
Kuwabara: *unconscious*
Yusuke: *turning all kinds of rainbow colors*
Hiei: Die you baka!
Yusuke: itai... Keiko... someone...
Keiko: *cheering for Hiei* YEAH! GO HIEI! TEACH YUSUKE A LESSON OR TWO!
Yumiko: Poor Yusuke... Oh well, we'll all get over it!
Shuichi: *nervous laugh* Isn't this called Anime confessions where people confession instead of have Hiei strangle them to death?
Yumiko: Yeah, lots of confessing is being done... Touya's sleepy, Youko Kurama doesn't want anyone looking like him, Hiei has a great grip!, and Keiko doesn't want Kuwabara getting hurt if Yusuke is laughing, but wants Yusuke to get hurt just to learn a lesson.
Shuichi: Er... I guess it can work that way...
Meanwhile, on the highest floor...
Shishiwakamaru: Heeeeelllllpppp... days... no food! Genkai! Where are you?!
(1): Waka-sama! Come on out!
Genkai: *walks up* idiot girls...
(fangirls): *gasp!* It's Genkai!
Shishiwakamaru: MY GENKAI HAS COME TO SAVE ME!
Genkai: *breaks down door*
Shishiwakamaru: GENKAI! GENKAI, MY DARLING, GENKAI!
Genkai: Get away from me you fool... *walks away leaving him as bait for all the fangirls*
(2): ATTACK! *jumps Shishiwakamaru*
Shishiwakamaru: HEEELLLPPPP! I'M BEING STRIPPED DOWN AND GOING BALD BY THE SECOND! *runs shoving the fangirls to the side* *finds Vegeta* HELP! YA GOTTA HELP ME! *shoves Yamia into Vegeta and runs*
Yamia: VEGETA! *takes a razor* I SHALL AUCTION YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES ON THE INTERNET!
Vegeta: *nervous laugh, runs*
Shishiwakamaru: I hope I got rid of at least half the fangirls...
(3): NO! OUR FORCE IS WEAKENING! CALL IN THE BACK-UP!
(4): *takes out cellphone and starts calling some number*
Shishiwakamaru: Uh... oh...
(5): QUICK! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
Shishiwakamaru: FOOD! *runs by snack table, grabs a few snacks to eat and continues running* NO FOOD! 3 DAYS! HELP!!! *runs*
(6): *runs over to snack table* GAAHHHH! HE TOUCHED THIS TABLE CLOTH! *takes table cloth* MINE!
What will happen to Shishiwakamaru? Will Anime Confessions ever be normal again? Or is this it's normal state? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ANIME CONFESSIONS! Got any requests? I'd be glad to fill whatever I can. I just might not be able to fill them all... sorry!