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Maroko in:

HELP SAVE THE WORLD! SAILOR TIME AWAKEN QUICKLY!

(Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? ~George Carlin (Osaka dialect was contributed from thejepenesepage.com))

The doorbell rang and Ikuko Tsukino answered. "Oh! Hello Maroko, Kichi. And who is this?" "Our cousin from Osaka-" "I am Kyoto Kyoko!" "... Our cousin from Osaka, Kyoko." "I am Kyoto Kyoko!" "She heard it already! Let's go!" Maroko and Silence pushed Kyoko pasted Ikuko and into the house. "Usagi, Chibi Usa and Batafurai are in Usagi's room!" "Arigatou Tsukino-san! It was a pleasure to see you again!" Silence said politely.

"So... this is our final sailor scout?" Usagi asked. "Yes." Kyoko wandered around Usagi's room, looking at all her things. "Girls!" Ikuko knocked on the door. "I've brought you something to eat!" Usagi let her mother in. her mother put down a tray of snacks and left. "Arigatou!" "Domo Arigatou, Tsukino-san!" Silence said, very politely. "Oh! Maido ookini!" (Thank you!) They stared at Kyoko for a second. "I thought you said you didn't like to speak with an accent?" "Well, I do like it sometimes..."

"Is she really a sailor scout? She doesn't act like one." Usagi asked. "Your one to talk." Chibi Usa yelled. "I saw you hide you test! You failed another didn't you?" "You little runt!" "Hey! Cut it out!" Maroko yelled. "I never actually saw her transform but-" "WHAT!?" They all screamed. "THEN HOW CAN YOU KNOW!? WHAT IF SHE WORKS FOR NEMESIS!?" "I don't know... I trust her... I think she's one of us... I recognized her from my dream." "Your dream? SO WHAT!? YOUR DREAMS ARE CRAP!" Silence screamed. "Hey, you guys?" Kyoko sat in between Usagi and Batafurai. "I don't know what you're talking about but I know it's about me. So please tell me, what's a sailor scout and why am I in trouble for being here?"

Tora jumped up onto the table and sat in front of Kyoko. "Kyoko! Have you ever found a broche?" "A what?" "Like this one?" Maroko held up her broche. "Hmm... Yes! I had one just like that when I was in Osaka!" They all smiled and leaned closer to her. "Oh... But I lost it." They all fell back. "LOST IT! HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR BROCHE!? EVEN I HELD ONTO MINE! Although I haven't transformed since I got it... man, I really haven't done much as a Sailor Scout have I?" She sat down. "Well, we need to find one for you. Perhaps Tetsu-" "TETSU!? WHERE IS HE? HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO!" "Who's... Tetsu?" Usagi asked. "Tetsu Fe, her cat." "A cat? A Guardian moon Cat?" "No... just a normal cat." "Tetsu's not normal!" Kyoko yelled picking her cat off the ground and sitting down with him. "Tetsu talks! He talks to me!" "Well he doesn't speak to the rest of us! He is a normal cat, but you are an extraordinary girl!"

"Nyan..." Tetsu jumped out of her arms and ran across the room. "Tetsu!" "Nyan, nyan!" The cat bound out the window, he landed in a tree of course and scurried away. "Tetsu... said he was going to find my broche..." She began to cry.

"Oh! Don't cry!" Silence said. Kyoko sniffled and nodded. "Yes... I'm sorry." "Will you be okay?" "Bochi bochi denna..." (I'm fine, So-so, you know) "Uhh..." "Oh! I'm trying so hard not to talk Kansei Ben... sometimes I just can't help it..." "It's okay Kyoko."

Tetsu jumped in the window with a brouche in his mouth. "TETSU!" Kyoko grabbed him in a hug. "OH TETSU! I WAS SO SCARED! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET HURT! And then you'd leave me... like Okan and Oton..." (Mother and Father)

"Oh..." Kyoko picked up the brouche and smiled. "My brouche! I thought I lost it in Osaka!" "Nyan... nya, nya!" "Ohhh..." Kyoko turned around and faced her friends. "I left it in my shoe!" They fell down. Tora ran and jumped onto her shoulder. "Kyoko, you are a Sailor Scout! You must help us and be our secret weapon." "Oh... okay I guess!"

"How can she be a secret weapon if everyone knows?" Chaos asked. "She just is!" Angel yelled. "Could it be no one knows her powers and her powers are what make her a secret weapon?" "Oh... yes."

"They have the final scout?" "That doesn't mean we still can't take her away." "Kuro Shi! Your man failed." "I thought he was your man?" "The one with the stretchy arms? He was yours." "Was he? Oh well. Have Villa construct some sort of funeral." "Villa?" "I heard him my queen." Villa walked out of the room. Kuro Shi kissed Nemesis's forehead. "I hate that runt." "I know, but she's our, err, my daughter." "I liked the son better. Has Hapso been found?" "No, She is still on the run from us." "What about the one that came with her?" "Dragoness is being a very good little servant and training her powers to fight."

"So Kyoko," Tetsu jumped out of her arms and back out the window. Kyoko screamed and jumped out after him. "KYOKO!" They raced to the windowsill. Kyoko was climbing down the tree after her cat. "We better go after her. Maroko first." Silence pushed Maroko and she went out the window. "Oops, I killed her."

"SILENCE! YOU, YOU!" Maroko clung to one of the trees branches. "GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"

Kyoko followed Tetsu down the street. "Tetsu! What are we running from?" "Nya! Nyan!" "A... monster?" Kyoko stopped short. "But, that means everyone's in danger. Tetsu! We have to help them!" "Nyan!" "No! What good am I if they're hurt! They're helping me so much... Tetsu! We have to help them!" Kyoko turned around and bumped into someone. She fell back and gasped. "You... the man with Wolf eyes! Ya look different." "So happy you remember me..." He held a katana in front of her face. "I wouldn't allow myself to die before I killed you so I took another body."

"NYA! NYAN!" Tetsu jumped in front of Kyoko and hissed. "This fur ball again?" Tetsu... is trying to save me... "TETSU!" Kyoko grabbed her cat and jumped up. She began to run.

"Nyan!" "I know I can't outrun him! But I have to try." "Nyan!" "What?" Kyoko stopped short. "Nyan!" "Pluto... Pluto Toki Chikara?" Kyoko picked up her brouche and gasped. "PLUTO TOKI CHIKARA!" She transformed in a swarm of shimmering green lights. She had a dark green skirt, gloves and high-heeled shoes. Her bows were dark purple and her brouche fit right in the center of the bow on her chest. "Oh wow! This is weird! This is weirder then that time I was hanging out with Fuka and her television randomly exploded!"

"What? One of them... No matter... It's time I told you my name. I am," "I AM KYOTO KYOKO... VERSION 2.0!" "... I am Oome." (Oome for Me no Ookami) "Oome..." Sailor Time glared at him. "Well I'm Sailor Time and I'm just aching to try out so awesome powers I must have!" "Nya! Nya, nya, nya!" "Owari? Oh! OWARI UNMEI!" A black orb appeared in Kyoko's hands. She screamed. "NYAN!" "Oh," She threw the orb and Oome's feet. It began to blink black and white then exploded. "Sugoi!" Oome was once again reduced to dust.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" "WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" They screamed in unison. "Umm... Sailor scouts, the monster is gone. I defeated him." "Oh..."

"Nyan..." (My Human has grown beautifully.) "Yes, Tokino is advancing quickly. Owari Unmei is powerful, but that is not her final attack!" "Nyani?" (Nani?) "She will have to learn quickly. Very soon we will go into battle with nemesis and if Tokino cannot use her ultimate attack by then... we all may be doomed."

FIN!