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Presents:
Maroko in:
MAROKO, KIDNAPPED BY GOPHERS! SHIRO SEI, SAVE HER!
("When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer." - Dave Barry (Many, MANY gophers were hurt in the making of this story. I wanted to see if they stretched like elastic.))
"That is one of the dumbest idea's I have ever-" "Please here me out my queen! They're are not ordinary Kin Gyo!" (Gold Fish) "Please bring me something more dangerous then Kin Gyo!" "Okay... Mimizu?" (Worms) "Kin Gyo are more dangerous then Mimizu!" "Well... I do have... gophers." "Gophers? Is that the most dangerous animal you have to offer me?" "Yes." "Very well."
Maroko slept soundly in her bed. Kyoko next to her struggled with the blankets, mumbling, "Fuka... no... the Television exploded randomly!"
"Bad news my queen." "What is it Kobiba?" she asked. "The gophers I promised you, they're all escaped." "Escaped?" "Yes, but they are still destined to kill the Mystery Moon girl!" "Fine... As long as the job gets done.... But I'm not paying you anything!"
Kyoko rolled around, tangling herself in the sheets and then rolled off the bed. "Oww! Hey." She sat up and looked around. "Maroko is gone!" Tora sat up and looked around. "She is..." "Maybe she was kidnapped?" Silence asked. "Silence, you're awake too?" "What do you expect? You were moaning I your sleep, so loud I couldn't sleep! Something about a TV exploding?" "Oh, I was dreaming about the time my friends television exploded. "Weird..."
Tora leapt out the window and onto the roof. "Maroko?" Maroko was sitting on the roof in her pajamas watching the sunrise. "I had a dream... and then I couldn't sleep." "A dream? About what? Another omen?" "No... I had a nightmare about Chaos again... " Tora sat next to her and sighed. "I know, I miss him too..." "But... you don't understand." Maroko began to cry. Oh Maroko, can't you understand?
"What about Shiro Sei?" Can't you understand Chaos has come to as Shiro Sei? "He's a pervert and a jerk!" Well, I suppose you don't understand. "I think he likes you." "He can like you for all I care!" Tora sighed. Oh Maroko...you know its him in your heart... you're just afraid to... TUNA! Tora shook her head. "Maroko, will you open a can of tuna? I'm afraid of the can opener." "No, the sun is rising already- sun is rising already? SCHOOL!"
Maroko ran and was about of jump off the roof when she stopped herself. "Tora, when will you enroll Kyoko?" "She already is enrolled in a school. Junai Jyoshikou." "She is?" "Yes, she's only sixteen, like you, and there for must go to school, like you!" Maroko nodded and ran off the roof.
Maroko was walking home after school. She sighed. "This sucks... I have to work all day in school and then I go home and be yelled at by Silence and Tora..."
"That is the girl!" "General Kuro! We have found the girl!" "Good work... now get her!" "... How? She's like, twelve times our size." "Just do it you idiots!"
A small gopher ran out in front of Maroko. "Oh, hello there little squirrel!" "Squirrel!?" "Whoa! It talks!" "Get her!" A burlap sack fell over Maroko and knocked her down. She felt her self very, very, VERY slowly being dragged away.
"You're wife's been kidnapped." Angel said, creating an image on the Mamoru No Tsuki Hoshi ball. "I don't have a-" He looked at the crystal. "Oh... Maroko... KIDNAPPED? By... what are those, gerbils?" "Those are gophers..." Cerberus said. "Are they?" "Yes.... Gophers kidnapped your wife... how quaint..." "IT'S NOT QUAINT! IT'S UNIQUE! Wait! I don't have a wife." "MAROKO!" Angel screamed. "Oh... Maroko. What makes her my wife?" "Weren't you getting married when you were killed?" "No I remember something about marriage... Oh yeah... I asked her what marriage was... because Tora told me to marry Maroko or just leave... and I wanted to know what I had to do to stay...." Angel gasped. "So you've been living in sin?" "What?" Chaos thought for a minute. "Hey! Wait! NO! She's only fourteen! I didn't do anything like that!" "Actually..." Chaos stared at Cerberus. "She's sixteen. You've been dead for nearly a year." "Chaos has been dead for a year!?" Angel cheered. "Yay! Only eight more to ago! And then... you will have to go away..." She became sad. "Don't worry Angel! Once I'm back to life I'll just blow it in the first five minutes and get myself killed! This isn't the first time I've had to do this!" "Yeah, this is like the third time... Messed up."
Cerberus sent Chaos to Earth. "Okay, I have one hour, I look like Cobra Commander and I have no idea where several rodent would take Maroko or why they would kidnap her. Better start looking." Shiro Sei crawled under a push and found a manhole. "Oh... well that wasn't to hard."
Shiro climbed down the hole. "Gross... it smells like rats..." He reached the bottom and followed a path of torches to a gigantic pit. At the very bottom, five or six stories below Shiro was a large pot with tiny gophers dancing around it, building a fire under it and adding spices and vegetables. Maroko was tied "If that doesn't look like some cheap cartoon- wait, they're going to cook and eat Maroko?" "Hey! Who are you?" Three gophers raced towards Shiro and attacked him, tugging on his pants. He laughed. "Silly little squirrel." "Squirrel?" The gophers bit his ankles. "OW! YOU SON OF A-" Shiro pulled out his sword and chopped off the heads of the Gophers. "Oh... whoops..." Out of their bodies shot black steam. "Oh, they're demons. It's okay then." Chaos jumped down the pit, landing on another level. "Oh... so the hole gets a bit thinner every story... well, I may be dead but damn do I even feel pain... oh well." He jumped again.
"Is the broth boiling yet Chef Miken?" "Yes General Kuro!" "Boiling water?" Maroko asked. "Yes, you're going to be soup!" "YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME!?" "Yes." "The broth is ready. Throw her in!" General Kuro tried to pick up Maroko. "Umm... a little help boys." The others tried to pick her up too but all failed.
"Get your hand off my Maroko!" Shiro yelled, his sword extended. "Your Maroko? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MAROKO! I DON'T BELONG TO YOU!" "Will you just keep quiet and let me rescue you?" "Rescue? From what?" "GET HIM!" Screamed General Kuro. The gopher jumped onto of Shiro, biting him. "Hey! Get off!" Shiro swung his sword desperately, killing the gophers. "NO!" General Kuro fell to his knees. "Aoi, Momoiro, Ara, Kiiro, Midori... ALL MY PEOPLE! KILLED!" General Kuro leapt onto Maroko and bit her hip. "Ow!" "I have infected you with my poison." "Poison? You're a hamster." "I'M A GOPHER DAMN IT!" Chaos swung his sword down and cut General Kuro in half. "You ain't a gopher no more."
Maroko lied down. "I feel woozy..." Shiro dropped down next to Maroko and untied her. "Maroko... are you going to be okay?" She nodded. "I'll be fine..." She looked up at him and smiled. "Huh? Hey! You actually smiled at me..." "I'm so dizzy..." "Well... I think you'll be okay." He picked her up and just stared at her face. "Maroko..." He hugged her to his chest. "Maroko, I hope you'll be okay." Chaos began to walk but stopped. On a small wooden shelf was a veil labeled 'KURO POISON ANTIDOTE'. Shiro grabbed it and emptied into Maroko's mouth. She opened her eyes and slapped him. "Put me down pervert!" Shiro put her down. Maroko tried to stand up but fell back down. "Oh, my ankle..." "I guess he bite you pretty hard. I should take you home." "Fine. You may carry me... But don't you dare look at me!" "Okay..." Chaos picked her up and carried her away.
He walked threw the park, carrying Maroko in his arms. "Maroko, why do you hate me?" "Because you never leave me alone and you're a pervert!" "Hmm." Shiro smiled at her. "You know I like you." "I know you like me... But I'm engaged." "YOU ARE!?" Shiro screamed. "Who-"
Oh yeah... they all thought I was engaged to Maroko... she must think so too...
Maroko crossed her arms and looked away from him. "I hate you." "I know you do." "So don't rescue me anymore. I don't need it." "I know." "You're just some wannabe super hero... and what's with this costume? I want to know who you are." "Why?" "Restraining order." "Oh... no..."
He put Maroko down outside her apartment.
Damn it... I've been here nearly and hour!
Maroko looked up and him and sighed. "Who are you and why do you keep helping me like this?" "If I could tell you-" Shiro Sei disappeared. Maroko walked inside. Kyoko walked up to her and frowned. "Maroko, are okay?" She smiled. "I'm fine, except for my new and deep hatred for gophers."
FIN!
Presents:
Maroko in:
MAROKO, KIDNAPPED BY GOPHERS! SHIRO SEI, SAVE HER!
("When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer." - Dave Barry (Many, MANY gophers were hurt in the making of this story. I wanted to see if they stretched like elastic.))
"That is one of the dumbest idea's I have ever-" "Please here me out my queen! They're are not ordinary Kin Gyo!" (Gold Fish) "Please bring me something more dangerous then Kin Gyo!" "Okay... Mimizu?" (Worms) "Kin Gyo are more dangerous then Mimizu!" "Well... I do have... gophers." "Gophers? Is that the most dangerous animal you have to offer me?" "Yes." "Very well."
Maroko slept soundly in her bed. Kyoko next to her struggled with the blankets, mumbling, "Fuka... no... the Television exploded randomly!"
"Bad news my queen." "What is it Kobiba?" she asked. "The gophers I promised you, they're all escaped." "Escaped?" "Yes, but they are still destined to kill the Mystery Moon girl!" "Fine... As long as the job gets done.... But I'm not paying you anything!"
Kyoko rolled around, tangling herself in the sheets and then rolled off the bed. "Oww! Hey." She sat up and looked around. "Maroko is gone!" Tora sat up and looked around. "She is..." "Maybe she was kidnapped?" Silence asked. "Silence, you're awake too?" "What do you expect? You were moaning I your sleep, so loud I couldn't sleep! Something about a TV exploding?" "Oh, I was dreaming about the time my friends television exploded. "Weird..."
Tora leapt out the window and onto the roof. "Maroko?" Maroko was sitting on the roof in her pajamas watching the sunrise. "I had a dream... and then I couldn't sleep." "A dream? About what? Another omen?" "No... I had a nightmare about Chaos again... " Tora sat next to her and sighed. "I know, I miss him too..." "But... you don't understand." Maroko began to cry. Oh Maroko, can't you understand?
"What about Shiro Sei?" Can't you understand Chaos has come to as Shiro Sei? "He's a pervert and a jerk!" Well, I suppose you don't understand. "I think he likes you." "He can like you for all I care!" Tora sighed. Oh Maroko...you know its him in your heart... you're just afraid to... TUNA! Tora shook her head. "Maroko, will you open a can of tuna? I'm afraid of the can opener." "No, the sun is rising already- sun is rising already? SCHOOL!"
Maroko ran and was about of jump off the roof when she stopped herself. "Tora, when will you enroll Kyoko?" "She already is enrolled in a school. Junai Jyoshikou." "She is?" "Yes, she's only sixteen, like you, and there for must go to school, like you!" Maroko nodded and ran off the roof.
Maroko was walking home after school. She sighed. "This sucks... I have to work all day in school and then I go home and be yelled at by Silence and Tora..."
"That is the girl!" "General Kuro! We have found the girl!" "Good work... now get her!" "... How? She's like, twelve times our size." "Just do it you idiots!"
A small gopher ran out in front of Maroko. "Oh, hello there little squirrel!" "Squirrel!?" "Whoa! It talks!" "Get her!" A burlap sack fell over Maroko and knocked her down. She felt her self very, very, VERY slowly being dragged away.
"You're wife's been kidnapped." Angel said, creating an image on the Mamoru No Tsuki Hoshi ball. "I don't have a-" He looked at the crystal. "Oh... Maroko... KIDNAPPED? By... what are those, gerbils?" "Those are gophers..." Cerberus said. "Are they?" "Yes.... Gophers kidnapped your wife... how quaint..." "IT'S NOT QUAINT! IT'S UNIQUE! Wait! I don't have a wife." "MAROKO!" Angel screamed. "Oh... Maroko. What makes her my wife?" "Weren't you getting married when you were killed?" "No I remember something about marriage... Oh yeah... I asked her what marriage was... because Tora told me to marry Maroko or just leave... and I wanted to know what I had to do to stay...." Angel gasped. "So you've been living in sin?" "What?" Chaos thought for a minute. "Hey! Wait! NO! She's only fourteen! I didn't do anything like that!" "Actually..." Chaos stared at Cerberus. "She's sixteen. You've been dead for nearly a year." "Chaos has been dead for a year!?" Angel cheered. "Yay! Only eight more to ago! And then... you will have to go away..." She became sad. "Don't worry Angel! Once I'm back to life I'll just blow it in the first five minutes and get myself killed! This isn't the first time I've had to do this!" "Yeah, this is like the third time... Messed up."
Cerberus sent Chaos to Earth. "Okay, I have one hour, I look like Cobra Commander and I have no idea where several rodent would take Maroko or why they would kidnap her. Better start looking." Shiro Sei crawled under a push and found a manhole. "Oh... well that wasn't to hard."
Shiro climbed down the hole. "Gross... it smells like rats..." He reached the bottom and followed a path of torches to a gigantic pit. At the very bottom, five or six stories below Shiro was a large pot with tiny gophers dancing around it, building a fire under it and adding spices and vegetables. Maroko was tied "If that doesn't look like some cheap cartoon- wait, they're going to cook and eat Maroko?" "Hey! Who are you?" Three gophers raced towards Shiro and attacked him, tugging on his pants. He laughed. "Silly little squirrel." "Squirrel?" The gophers bit his ankles. "OW! YOU SON OF A-" Shiro pulled out his sword and chopped off the heads of the Gophers. "Oh... whoops..." Out of their bodies shot black steam. "Oh, they're demons. It's okay then." Chaos jumped down the pit, landing on another level. "Oh... so the hole gets a bit thinner every story... well, I may be dead but damn do I even feel pain... oh well." He jumped again.
"Is the broth boiling yet Chef Miken?" "Yes General Kuro!" "Boiling water?" Maroko asked. "Yes, you're going to be soup!" "YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME!?" "Yes." "The broth is ready. Throw her in!" General Kuro tried to pick up Maroko. "Umm... a little help boys." The others tried to pick her up too but all failed.
"Get your hand off my Maroko!" Shiro yelled, his sword extended. "Your Maroko? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MAROKO! I DON'T BELONG TO YOU!" "Will you just keep quiet and let me rescue you?" "Rescue? From what?" "GET HIM!" Screamed General Kuro. The gopher jumped onto of Shiro, biting him. "Hey! Get off!" Shiro swung his sword desperately, killing the gophers. "NO!" General Kuro fell to his knees. "Aoi, Momoiro, Ara, Kiiro, Midori... ALL MY PEOPLE! KILLED!" General Kuro leapt onto Maroko and bit her hip. "Ow!" "I have infected you with my poison." "Poison? You're a hamster." "I'M A GOPHER DAMN IT!" Chaos swung his sword down and cut General Kuro in half. "You ain't a gopher no more."
Maroko lied down. "I feel woozy..." Shiro dropped down next to Maroko and untied her. "Maroko... are you going to be okay?" She nodded. "I'll be fine..." She looked up at him and smiled. "Huh? Hey! You actually smiled at me..." "I'm so dizzy..." "Well... I think you'll be okay." He picked her up and just stared at her face. "Maroko..." He hugged her to his chest. "Maroko, I hope you'll be okay." Chaos began to walk but stopped. On a small wooden shelf was a veil labeled 'KURO POISON ANTIDOTE'. Shiro grabbed it and emptied into Maroko's mouth. She opened her eyes and slapped him. "Put me down pervert!" Shiro put her down. Maroko tried to stand up but fell back down. "Oh, my ankle..." "I guess he bite you pretty hard. I should take you home." "Fine. You may carry me... But don't you dare look at me!" "Okay..." Chaos picked her up and carried her away.
He walked threw the park, carrying Maroko in his arms. "Maroko, why do you hate me?" "Because you never leave me alone and you're a pervert!" "Hmm." Shiro smiled at her. "You know I like you." "I know you like me... But I'm engaged." "YOU ARE!?" Shiro screamed. "Who-"
Oh yeah... they all thought I was engaged to Maroko... she must think so too...
Maroko crossed her arms and looked away from him. "I hate you." "I know you do." "So don't rescue me anymore. I don't need it." "I know." "You're just some wannabe super hero... and what's with this costume? I want to know who you are." "Why?" "Restraining order." "Oh... no..."
He put Maroko down outside her apartment.
Damn it... I've been here nearly and hour!
Maroko looked up and him and sighed. "Who are you and why do you keep helping me like this?" "If I could tell you-" Shiro Sei disappeared. Maroko walked inside. Kyoko walked up to her and frowned. "Maroko, are okay?" She smiled. "I'm fine, except for my new and deep hatred for gophers."
FIN!