A/N: ok time for my next chapter! This chapter shows that everyone has
strange little fears. And you need to remember that Dean is muggle born so
he's the only one who isn't as out of control.
Disclaimer: I don't actually own it. Who ever thought I did needs to stop taking whatever it is their on.
Chapter 2
Dairy Products and Spilled Milk
Harry woke up the next morning to find and egg lying next to him on his pillow. Harry lied there a few seconds with an expression that was quite like what Ron's looked like last night and screamed. He jumped up yelling and flailing his arms around. He ripped his bed hangings and fell down on the floor with a big thump. Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean were jumping out of bed and coming towards Harry.
"Harry what's wrong?" Dean asked very puzzled.
"RUN FOR IT!" Harry yelled at the four of them. "THERE IS AN EGG IN MY BED!" For a moment no one moved. Then, in perfect unison, they screamed and ran over to Seamus' bed, which was the farthest away from Harry's bed. All except for Dean. Dean walked over to Harry's bed. As they all tried to get as closest to the wall as possible, three girls rushed in. Lavender, Parvati, and Hermione all came running in.
"What is it what's wrong?" Lavender squealed.
"Yeah, we could hear you guys screaming." Parvati added. Harry looked at them like them like they were crazy. "Don't you see?" He yelled at them. "There is an egg on me bed! DEAN DON'T TOUCH IT!" Dean looked at the egg and picked it up. Harry got the expression of a petrified goldfish out of water again for a couple of seconds and then fainted. No one seemed to notice. The boys were so shocked that Dean had actually picked it up and the girls were staring at the egg like it was a puppy that was only a week old. "Oh look at how cute she is!" Lavender said as she ran forward snatching the egg out of Dean's hand. "Er. she?" Dean asked. He had no idea what was going on. Lavender blinked at him and looked underneath the egg. "Oops! Sorry, he." She said with a giggle. Now it was Dean's turn to wear the look of a petrified goldfish out of water. "Can we keep him?" Parvati said looking over at the boys. "Yeah," Neville said "Of course," Seamus said "Get it out of here," Ron added. Harry was still out cold. After waking Harry up, Ron and Harry went down to breakfast together. There Hermione was sitting at the end of the table.
"Morning!" She said brightly. "Don't you worry about that egg we're going to take good care of him.
"Right, you just make sure it doesn't come near me again." Harry said. He reached over to grab the milk to pour himself a glass. He looked at it and swished it around.
"No, that's not right. That's skim milk I want 2% milk. He walked over to the other side of the table and carried the 2% milk over. Hermione was looking at him with a look of horror on her face.
"Harry what are you doing?" Hermione exclaimed.
"I'm just pouring myself a glass of milk," Harry said as he poured himself a big glass of milk, and he began to raise it to his lips.
"HARRY NO!" Hermione screamed and pushed the cup of milk away from Harry. As she did the milk spilled all over her and Harry. Hermione screamed again and began jumping up and down!
"2% MILK, 2% MILK, 2% MILK! I HATE 2% MILK!" She screamed again and grabbed the water jug and poured it all down her front, which apparently accomplished nothing other than just soaking herself. Hermione looked down at her front at what was left of the 2% milk, screamed yet again, and ran out of the great hall. Harry and Ron watched her go and put on the faces of petrified goldfish out of water again.
"Well, I guess we better get going unless we want to be late for herbology.
Harry and Ron were entering the great hall for dinner after classes. They were starting to get worried for Hermione had not turned up to any of her classes or lunch. They sat down and began talking about the only homework assignment they had.
"Of course we only get homework from Snape." Ron said irritated.
"Well Ron," Harry said in his grown-up way again. "I think that this homework will help us to better thoroughly understand the back round about the potion we are learning. Although Snape is a terrible teacher I look forward to learning something new about this fasinating subject.
Harry shook himself amazed that he just talked that way about potions. He began to eat but stopped with the arrival of Hermione. She sat down looking like she was the saddest she had ever been in her whole life.
"This is the saddest I've ever been in my whole life." Hermione said miserably. "I can't believe I missed the very first day of school just because of spilled milk." She than began to cry. Big, wet tears were falling down her face.
"Well you know what they say Hermione, 'there's no use crying over spilled milk' and I think you should perk up a little. You didn't miss much." Ron said with sincerity.
"But Ron," Hermione said as she dried her eyes. "You don't understand! It was 2% milk! I'm afraid of 2% milk!"
She would have gone on but at that moment there was the sound of someone clearing their voices behind them. The three of them all screamed and fell off the bench..
A/N: The end to yet another chapter. Who is it standing behind them? Is it Draco Malfoy? Or is it a petrified goldfish out of water holding a carton of milk and a basket of eggs? Well you will have to wait to find out. Tee- hee I love leaving you all in suspense! *author grins evil-like*
Disclaimer: I don't actually own it. Who ever thought I did needs to stop taking whatever it is their on.
Chapter 2
Dairy Products and Spilled Milk
Harry woke up the next morning to find and egg lying next to him on his pillow. Harry lied there a few seconds with an expression that was quite like what Ron's looked like last night and screamed. He jumped up yelling and flailing his arms around. He ripped his bed hangings and fell down on the floor with a big thump. Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean were jumping out of bed and coming towards Harry.
"Harry what's wrong?" Dean asked very puzzled.
"RUN FOR IT!" Harry yelled at the four of them. "THERE IS AN EGG IN MY BED!" For a moment no one moved. Then, in perfect unison, they screamed and ran over to Seamus' bed, which was the farthest away from Harry's bed. All except for Dean. Dean walked over to Harry's bed. As they all tried to get as closest to the wall as possible, three girls rushed in. Lavender, Parvati, and Hermione all came running in.
"What is it what's wrong?" Lavender squealed.
"Yeah, we could hear you guys screaming." Parvati added. Harry looked at them like them like they were crazy. "Don't you see?" He yelled at them. "There is an egg on me bed! DEAN DON'T TOUCH IT!" Dean looked at the egg and picked it up. Harry got the expression of a petrified goldfish out of water again for a couple of seconds and then fainted. No one seemed to notice. The boys were so shocked that Dean had actually picked it up and the girls were staring at the egg like it was a puppy that was only a week old. "Oh look at how cute she is!" Lavender said as she ran forward snatching the egg out of Dean's hand. "Er. she?" Dean asked. He had no idea what was going on. Lavender blinked at him and looked underneath the egg. "Oops! Sorry, he." She said with a giggle. Now it was Dean's turn to wear the look of a petrified goldfish out of water. "Can we keep him?" Parvati said looking over at the boys. "Yeah," Neville said "Of course," Seamus said "Get it out of here," Ron added. Harry was still out cold. After waking Harry up, Ron and Harry went down to breakfast together. There Hermione was sitting at the end of the table.
"Morning!" She said brightly. "Don't you worry about that egg we're going to take good care of him.
"Right, you just make sure it doesn't come near me again." Harry said. He reached over to grab the milk to pour himself a glass. He looked at it and swished it around.
"No, that's not right. That's skim milk I want 2% milk. He walked over to the other side of the table and carried the 2% milk over. Hermione was looking at him with a look of horror on her face.
"Harry what are you doing?" Hermione exclaimed.
"I'm just pouring myself a glass of milk," Harry said as he poured himself a big glass of milk, and he began to raise it to his lips.
"HARRY NO!" Hermione screamed and pushed the cup of milk away from Harry. As she did the milk spilled all over her and Harry. Hermione screamed again and began jumping up and down!
"2% MILK, 2% MILK, 2% MILK! I HATE 2% MILK!" She screamed again and grabbed the water jug and poured it all down her front, which apparently accomplished nothing other than just soaking herself. Hermione looked down at her front at what was left of the 2% milk, screamed yet again, and ran out of the great hall. Harry and Ron watched her go and put on the faces of petrified goldfish out of water again.
"Well, I guess we better get going unless we want to be late for herbology.
Harry and Ron were entering the great hall for dinner after classes. They were starting to get worried for Hermione had not turned up to any of her classes or lunch. They sat down and began talking about the only homework assignment they had.
"Of course we only get homework from Snape." Ron said irritated.
"Well Ron," Harry said in his grown-up way again. "I think that this homework will help us to better thoroughly understand the back round about the potion we are learning. Although Snape is a terrible teacher I look forward to learning something new about this fasinating subject.
Harry shook himself amazed that he just talked that way about potions. He began to eat but stopped with the arrival of Hermione. She sat down looking like she was the saddest she had ever been in her whole life.
"This is the saddest I've ever been in my whole life." Hermione said miserably. "I can't believe I missed the very first day of school just because of spilled milk." She than began to cry. Big, wet tears were falling down her face.
"Well you know what they say Hermione, 'there's no use crying over spilled milk' and I think you should perk up a little. You didn't miss much." Ron said with sincerity.
"But Ron," Hermione said as she dried her eyes. "You don't understand! It was 2% milk! I'm afraid of 2% milk!"
She would have gone on but at that moment there was the sound of someone clearing their voices behind them. The three of them all screamed and fell off the bench..
A/N: The end to yet another chapter. Who is it standing behind them? Is it Draco Malfoy? Or is it a petrified goldfish out of water holding a carton of milk and a basket of eggs? Well you will have to wait to find out. Tee- hee I love leaving you all in suspense! *author grins evil-like*