Legolas and Aragorn wasted no time, or very little time, well, ok, they
eventually got around to looking for Faramir after various...interludes.
Since Legolas had already searched all of Middle Earth looking for Mary-
Sue, he knew Faramir wasn't there. Suddenly Aragorn remembered seeing
something strange in the Buffy-verse that could help them on there search.
"I don't wanna go back there, I already got my ass kicked once and I couldn't take the embarrassment" Legolas protested. Aragorn however, knew just how to convince him.
So, they went to the Magic Box, where they found Tara and Willow doing something. Eventually Tara noticed them. "You're late, he's back in season 3."
"How do you know of our quest?!" demanded Aragorn.
"Joss Whedon's ideas about magic are inconsistent at best so my abilities change according to what is most convenient to the plot" Tara answered before returning her attentions to Willow.
Aragorn was getting restless. "Tell us how to get to this "season 3" place" he said.
"Oh, well, it can only be done at 3 am, seeing it is season 3 you want to go to" said Tara," Joss always likes to add in pointless things he thinks makes sense."
"And what can be done until 3 am?" asked Aragorn.
"Oh, I think we can find something to do" said Legolas.
And so, Tara and Willow showed Legolas and Aragorn a spare room in the Buffy household. "Sorry it is only a single bed, but I'm sure you'll make the most of it" said Willow, handing them a clean bedspread, sheet, and towels.
Aragorn and Legolas stared at each other for several seconds, wondering how to spend the extra time they had. Aragorn realized that with so many vicious demons, they should practice sword fighting. The room was small and stuffy, which made it hard to fight without getting sweaty, but Legolas and Aragorn realized their swordsmen skills were worth taking the time for a hot, steamy shower.
Willow and Tara turned their music up as they studied the magic spell of how to go back in time. It was hot, slow magic that caused fireworks and stars all around them-magic that could only be created by a deep connection. The spell was a complicated one requiring exotic herbs and oils that had to be combined in delicate ways.
At 2:30 am, Willow and Tara had to let freshly-washed Aragorn and Legolas into their magic session, as they prepared to go to season 3 to find Faramir. The spell ended, and they all found themselves in season 3. "Welcome to Sunnydale High" said Willow.
"Umm Willow, shouldn't you hide so no one recognizes you, especially yourself." Tara said, concerned. Willow had already thought of that and had put on a t-shirt that read "I am not Willow Rosenberg, you do not recognize me, especially you Willow." Willow then passed out similar t-shirts to Aragorn and Legolas ("I am not from an alternate universe, and certainly look like an average American high school student") and Tara ("Just for Oz, I do not smell of Willow, for everyone else, you will not recognize me in season 4").
"Where did you get these and how do they work?" asked Legolas, perplexed at how t-shirts were supposed to keep them from getting noticed.
"And wouldn't it be more believable to say I'm a substitute teacher?" added Aragorn.
"Inconsistent magic" Willow and Tara answered together. "We should probably check the library first" added Willow.
Sure enough they found Faramir in the library surrounded by the Scooby gang.
"I'll bet he works for the Mayor" said Faith, though she was a little preoccupied with figuring out whether she was currently evil or not.
"Mayor, what Mayor? Of the Shire?" said Faramir, who at this point was utterly confused.
"No, this is Sunnydale," said Xander, with his usual sarcasm. "Hey, I think I found someone more useless then me."
"Somehow I seriously doubt that" said Angel, who was preoccupied with whether or not he was dating Buffy. Oz raised an eyebrow, and everyone jumped at the sudden movement.
"Yeah, go easy on him, he's just confused" said season 3 Willow sympathetically. "Besides you're not useless Xander, you provide comic relief and make everyone else's abilities look all the more impressive with your bumbling."
"Gordon, there you are!" shouted Aragorn to Faramir, hoping he would get the hint "You trickster! You know we have a performance in an hour, and our call was for an hour ago!"
"Don't try to trick us, we know this Faramir, who has come out of a reverse Mary-Sue, and we know you are two average American high school students and two future Mary-Sues, trying to get him back," said Angel. "We know because it was Willow who took all the Faramir's out of all the fanfics."
"I read Peter Jackson's LOTR script on the web, and I thought that Éowyn deserved better" said Willow.
"Oh crap. This, this can't be happening" said Tara, who grabbed Faramir, "RUN!"
Legolas, Faramir and Aragorn followed Willow 6 to the season 3 time-hole. Tara did a memory draught on the season 3 cast and ran as fast she could back to the time-hole. She managed to jump in right before it collapsed. Willow and Tara were exhausted from all that magic and kissed. Legolas and Aragorn were so amazed at what had happened all they could do was look in each others' eyes. "Um, I don't mean to disturb you, but I would really like to get back to Éowyn" said Faramir.
"Oh, oh, can I come too, please?" said Willow.
"Yah, sure, we just all have to travel through the dimensions and get to that little B.C. town" said Legolas, "Maybe your magic can make it go faster".
So Tara and Willow made some magic, and they were back in the library, where Faramir quickly embraced Éowyn. "Oh sure, just go for Mr. Pathetic" said Willow under her breath.
"I heard that!" Éowyn said, clearly very offended, "and this is book Faramir, did you really think I'd get all gooshy over that neurotic guy from the movie. I slew the Witch King of Angmar!" Faramir would have added, but he was getting a little distracted watching Éowyn getting all worked up.
"Oh, sorry," peeped Willow. "You know how crossovers can get confusing," added Tara, and everyone agreed, that yes, this was all very confusing. As if to prove her point, Cathie and Boromir walked in.
"But Boromir dies!" yelled everyone except Cathie and Boromir. Cathie started laughing. Boromir was just glad to see Faramir happy, though Faramir seemed to be debating whether to embrace his brother, or sweep Éowyn into a private place while she still had her blood boiling. Finally, he chose his brother, because he figured Éowyn's temper would go off more often then his brother would come back from the dead. Then there was a big emotional scene that no one really needs to hear about.
Boromir looked at Arwen, who was moping again and then over at Aragorn and Legolas, who were slashing again. "Arwen, if you're not marrying Aragorn, why don't you go to Valinor to be with your family?" Everyone looked at Boromir, and wondered why he was the one to figure this out. They turned to Arwen, but only to see her zoom out the door.
"Well, I guess that solves that problem, so, isn't it time for some kooky adventures," said Willow, and everyone agreed, especially Aragorn who had thought she said "kinky adventures".
"I don't wanna go back there, I already got my ass kicked once and I couldn't take the embarrassment" Legolas protested. Aragorn however, knew just how to convince him.
So, they went to the Magic Box, where they found Tara and Willow doing something. Eventually Tara noticed them. "You're late, he's back in season 3."
"How do you know of our quest?!" demanded Aragorn.
"Joss Whedon's ideas about magic are inconsistent at best so my abilities change according to what is most convenient to the plot" Tara answered before returning her attentions to Willow.
Aragorn was getting restless. "Tell us how to get to this "season 3" place" he said.
"Oh, well, it can only be done at 3 am, seeing it is season 3 you want to go to" said Tara," Joss always likes to add in pointless things he thinks makes sense."
"And what can be done until 3 am?" asked Aragorn.
"Oh, I think we can find something to do" said Legolas.
And so, Tara and Willow showed Legolas and Aragorn a spare room in the Buffy household. "Sorry it is only a single bed, but I'm sure you'll make the most of it" said Willow, handing them a clean bedspread, sheet, and towels.
Aragorn and Legolas stared at each other for several seconds, wondering how to spend the extra time they had. Aragorn realized that with so many vicious demons, they should practice sword fighting. The room was small and stuffy, which made it hard to fight without getting sweaty, but Legolas and Aragorn realized their swordsmen skills were worth taking the time for a hot, steamy shower.
Willow and Tara turned their music up as they studied the magic spell of how to go back in time. It was hot, slow magic that caused fireworks and stars all around them-magic that could only be created by a deep connection. The spell was a complicated one requiring exotic herbs and oils that had to be combined in delicate ways.
At 2:30 am, Willow and Tara had to let freshly-washed Aragorn and Legolas into their magic session, as they prepared to go to season 3 to find Faramir. The spell ended, and they all found themselves in season 3. "Welcome to Sunnydale High" said Willow.
"Umm Willow, shouldn't you hide so no one recognizes you, especially yourself." Tara said, concerned. Willow had already thought of that and had put on a t-shirt that read "I am not Willow Rosenberg, you do not recognize me, especially you Willow." Willow then passed out similar t-shirts to Aragorn and Legolas ("I am not from an alternate universe, and certainly look like an average American high school student") and Tara ("Just for Oz, I do not smell of Willow, for everyone else, you will not recognize me in season 4").
"Where did you get these and how do they work?" asked Legolas, perplexed at how t-shirts were supposed to keep them from getting noticed.
"And wouldn't it be more believable to say I'm a substitute teacher?" added Aragorn.
"Inconsistent magic" Willow and Tara answered together. "We should probably check the library first" added Willow.
Sure enough they found Faramir in the library surrounded by the Scooby gang.
"I'll bet he works for the Mayor" said Faith, though she was a little preoccupied with figuring out whether she was currently evil or not.
"Mayor, what Mayor? Of the Shire?" said Faramir, who at this point was utterly confused.
"No, this is Sunnydale," said Xander, with his usual sarcasm. "Hey, I think I found someone more useless then me."
"Somehow I seriously doubt that" said Angel, who was preoccupied with whether or not he was dating Buffy. Oz raised an eyebrow, and everyone jumped at the sudden movement.
"Yeah, go easy on him, he's just confused" said season 3 Willow sympathetically. "Besides you're not useless Xander, you provide comic relief and make everyone else's abilities look all the more impressive with your bumbling."
"Gordon, there you are!" shouted Aragorn to Faramir, hoping he would get the hint "You trickster! You know we have a performance in an hour, and our call was for an hour ago!"
"Don't try to trick us, we know this Faramir, who has come out of a reverse Mary-Sue, and we know you are two average American high school students and two future Mary-Sues, trying to get him back," said Angel. "We know because it was Willow who took all the Faramir's out of all the fanfics."
"I read Peter Jackson's LOTR script on the web, and I thought that Éowyn deserved better" said Willow.
"Oh crap. This, this can't be happening" said Tara, who grabbed Faramir, "RUN!"
Legolas, Faramir and Aragorn followed Willow 6 to the season 3 time-hole. Tara did a memory draught on the season 3 cast and ran as fast she could back to the time-hole. She managed to jump in right before it collapsed. Willow and Tara were exhausted from all that magic and kissed. Legolas and Aragorn were so amazed at what had happened all they could do was look in each others' eyes. "Um, I don't mean to disturb you, but I would really like to get back to Éowyn" said Faramir.
"Oh, oh, can I come too, please?" said Willow.
"Yah, sure, we just all have to travel through the dimensions and get to that little B.C. town" said Legolas, "Maybe your magic can make it go faster".
So Tara and Willow made some magic, and they were back in the library, where Faramir quickly embraced Éowyn. "Oh sure, just go for Mr. Pathetic" said Willow under her breath.
"I heard that!" Éowyn said, clearly very offended, "and this is book Faramir, did you really think I'd get all gooshy over that neurotic guy from the movie. I slew the Witch King of Angmar!" Faramir would have added, but he was getting a little distracted watching Éowyn getting all worked up.
"Oh, sorry," peeped Willow. "You know how crossovers can get confusing," added Tara, and everyone agreed, that yes, this was all very confusing. As if to prove her point, Cathie and Boromir walked in.
"But Boromir dies!" yelled everyone except Cathie and Boromir. Cathie started laughing. Boromir was just glad to see Faramir happy, though Faramir seemed to be debating whether to embrace his brother, or sweep Éowyn into a private place while she still had her blood boiling. Finally, he chose his brother, because he figured Éowyn's temper would go off more often then his brother would come back from the dead. Then there was a big emotional scene that no one really needs to hear about.
Boromir looked at Arwen, who was moping again and then over at Aragorn and Legolas, who were slashing again. "Arwen, if you're not marrying Aragorn, why don't you go to Valinor to be with your family?" Everyone looked at Boromir, and wondered why he was the one to figure this out. They turned to Arwen, but only to see her zoom out the door.
"Well, I guess that solves that problem, so, isn't it time for some kooky adventures," said Willow, and everyone agreed, especially Aragorn who had thought she said "kinky adventures".