Keri Wilson



Title: Wherever We May Roam (BTVS/X-men crossover)

(rating PG, or a very mild PG-13)

Part 1 of 1



Rogue and Gambit property of Marvel Comics, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn

are property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.



Alternate Universe. As in Xtreme X-men, Gambit and Rogue took a leave

of absence from the team while their powers slowly returned after a

battle where they both almost died, and also to get time alone

together to really discover each other (Yes, that way too ;). They

have been traveling around the country having interesting adventures.

Alternate post Chosen universe. Spike survives and he and Buffy are

finally officially a couple- Buffy having declared her love for Spike

right before she saved him. Buffy and Spike decided to split off from

the rest of the Sunnydale refugees- most having never truly accepted

Spike, but Dawn demands to go with

them. (Putting a slight cramp on some of the activities Buffy and

Spike want to indulge in ;) The encounter takes place in between the

former Sunnydale and Los Angeles.



I "blame" James Marsters for inspiring this fic with his enthusiastic

positive response when asked at Dragon Con 2003 if he'd like to play

Gambit in a X-men movie. ;)



Title comes from a John Lennon song from 1980 titled "Clean Up Time"

The full line is: "However Far We Travel, Wherever We May Roam, the

Center of Our Circle Will Always Be Our Home."



Southern California

May 21, 2003 10 PM



"Remy ah swear if you tell me again that restaurant is just up the

road a couple o' more blocks I'll scream. We've been driving on these

bikes at least 30 miles since yah started saying that. I'm hungry

enough now I could eat both o' our bikes and still be starvin'"



Remy sighed as he took his turn filling up the gas tank on his bike.

Rogue was pissed off now and probably nothing he could say would help

other than: "There's the restaurant right over there and I'll pay for

both our meals". He'd been silently praying to Saint Christopher that

the restaurant would be right around the next bend for the last 10 miles.

Especially since they hadn't eaten since starting out this morning and he

was getting pretty hungry as well.



The problem started about 50 miles back the road, when they had to

make an unexpected detour around some town called Sunnydale. All the

cops would say was there had been a major localized earthquake and

the roads were impassable.

Rogue might be able to fly up briefly to see if she could spot the

restaurant but he hated to ask and it might be risky with her being

tired and hungry. Remy started to feel guilty. He wondered if the

small grocery store had chocolate fudge frozen yogurt- Rogue's favorite

flavor. And hey he wouldn't turn it down either. Oh well groveling time,

with a little Cajun charm thrown in for good measure.



"I'm really sorry, chere, detour threw me off. I t'ought we were back

on route. Guess have t' admit I'm lost. You wanna see if we can get

some food t' hold us in little hole in a wall grocery here?"



It was Rogue's turn to sigh, if she didn't feel so crabby from being

hungry she might have smiled at Remy actually admitting to being

lost. That whole male ego thing- never admit you're lost... She

smiled lopsidedly in spite of feeling kind of bitchy. "If they have

chocolate fudge yogurt or ice-cream I'll forgive you" She threw back

to him as she sashayed toward the dinky gas station grocery.



Remy admired that rear view as he turned his bike around. She had the

most beautiful body he'd ever laid eyes on, or hands on- for that

matter, he smirked. He'd noticed that the first time they met, long

before he'd fallen in love with her.



The road had been so quiet as they drove the past few miles Remy had

relaxed and taken off his sunglasses. He often wore even at night,

to hide his glowing red on black eyes that clearly marked him as a

mutant. Those eyes had since the day he was born- earned him his

first nickname: Le Diable Blanc- the white devil. People feared the

child with the glowing eyes on the streets of New Orleans, in those

days mutancy was unknown to the public, and he was assumed to be some

sort of demonic child.



He had lived a hard and lonely life until his adoptive father Jean-

Luc LeBeau had taken him in at 8 years old. After that he'd at least

felt loved and wanted by his father and eventually by his much older

stepbrother. Henri's wife Merci and Tante Mattie had enthusiastically

embraced their new family member.



Tante Mattie had been like a mother to him, made him go to church,

taught him to respect women, the value of learning... Merci had

taught him how to charm the ladies, not by direct actions, but by

watching her work a room. She could have every man in a room hanging

onto her every word in nothing flat.



Then there was Belladonna Boudreaux, his first love. The marriage had

been a mistake, but with years and distance, and more maturity on

both their parts, they'd evolved a sort of friendship and mutual

respect. He wished her the same happiness and sense of family he'd

found with Rogue- hopefully minus the several years of heartbreaks

it'd taken the two of them to finally come together.



Remy had been so lost in thought he jumped when a really ugly

minivan, with all the windows not only very darkly tinted, but every

one but the front windshield and driver's side painted over black,

pulled into the gas station. Remy quickly turned his head away and

looked for his sunglasses. He hoped Rogue would hurry up with

whatever she decided to get. Whoever was in that van obviously didn't

want anyone seeing in it, or them. This could be a very dangerous

situation, and with only nominal levels of their powers, something

he'd rather not tangle with. He covertly watched who got out from the

corner of his eye.



He relaxed slightly when the first person out of the minivan was a

small woman about 5' 3'', pretty, with long blonde hair. She was

probably about Rogue's age. Next out was a slightly taller girl,

also pretty, but definitely a teenager, with long light brown hair.



Remy immediately tensed up though, when the third occupant emerged. A

man who looked to be maybe around his age, with short hair slicked

back and dyed a bright blond, wearing a black duster. The man appeared

shorter than him, but gave off a vibe that said "I'm dangerous, don't cross me".



A second too late Remy realized that the blond man had noticed what

he was doing. The woman and girl continued toward the grocery,

but the man began to walk toward him, giving off a menacing attitude. Remy

turned around and faced the approaching man with an easy smile and

open relaxed posture, but inside he tensed for a fight. When the

blonde haired woman realized the man had not followed them she turned

around and called out questioningly-

"Spike?"



"It's okay luv, just going to ask mister curious here a few

questions."



Remy quickly ran through his options, the man was clearly British,

definitely a fighter- going around with a name like Spike was a

definite clue! But something about his manner of moving made Remy

sure the man was not just a human tough guy- too smooth. A mutant

with heightened agility perhaps? Hmm play up the Cajun dialect, put

the guy off guard thinking you're kind of ignorant, curious but

friendly? Might work.



"Hey mon ami, you know where abouts de closest eatin' place be?"



Both the woman and the man were now staring at him oddly; the woman

said "Huh?" She'd clearly not understood his accent. The man stopped,

no longer radiating hostility, but slight confusion. He gave a slight

shake of the head in the negative and then he said "Er, no, just traveling

through ourselves."



Rogue picked that moment to come out the door, one arm laden with an

armload of snacks and two cups. Remy watched her tense up as she

assessed the situation. When she realized a fight wasn't imminent she

relaxed, pasted a smile on her face to match Remy's and slowly walked

back to her bike. When she passed by the blond man she gave him a

flirtatious wink that she knew was guaranteed to throw almost any man off.

It worked on this man too, he relaxed and grinned at

her. Rogue handed Remy one of the cups.



"They had chocolate shakes shugah, so yoah half forgiven." Rogue

teased.



The blonde woman apparently comprehended Rogue's dialect slightly

better because she smiled and asked, "They have chocolate shakes?"



"Yeah, but not mah favorite chocolate fudge yogurt"



"Oh I guess they wouldn't have my favorite either then, chocolate

chip cookie dough ice cream"



"Nah, they're pretty sparse on stuff, just the basics, chocolate,

vanilla, strawberry ice cream. Nothin' in real food neither, just

snacks."



The man Remy assumed was called Spike shrugged, deeming them no real

threat and turned toward the store. He called out to the

woman, "Going to see if the bit has bought out the store and see if I

can find something, pet. You want to keep talking to your new friends

here you can."



Buffy Summers rolled her eyes and after a brief glance after Spike,

she turned back to these strange talking people, curious in spite of

herself. Plus there was something sort of different about them. She

tensed for a moment, could they be vamps or demons? They didn't

quite give off that vibe. Her Slayer sense seemed more uncertain

than threatened.



"Hi, my names Buffy. What's yours?"



Buffy thought the woman had strange hair- well maybe next to Spike

not quite as strange. She had a white streak in her hair right at the

front, and the rest was sort of reddish brown. The man seemed more

normal, in looks except he was wearing sunglasses way after dark.

Both were taller than normal though, especially the woman. She looked

close to Spike's height, the man maybe a bit taller than Angel, but

built like Spike. Something about both of them said they'd had

training as fighters. Buffy realized it was the way they stood, like

her, relaxed but ready to fight if necessary.



"Ah'm Rogue and this is Gambit"



Had to be fake names, like Spike, no one would name their kids such

weird names. I still can't get a feel for what they are though. She

took a couple of steps closer and realized even behind the glasses

there was something very odd about this Gambit guy's eyes. She saw

a distinct glow reflected on the rim of the glasses. She said softly

but firmly, "What are you?" She looked directly at Gambit.



Gambit gave Rogue a quick glance, and she nodded. He lowered his

sunglasses. Buffy gasped and stepped back shocked. This guy's eyes

were way freaky, no white, just glowing red on back.



"We're mutant humans. I was born with dese eyes, like Rogue here had

her white streak."



Buffy guessed that was not all there was to it, but she also sensed

no threats from them. She decided to see how they'd react when she

told them what she was. "I'm the Slayer."



Rogue tensed right back up, but also felt confused. "The Slayer?"

Rogue thoughts raced with alarm, As in someone who kills? What does

she kill and why? Is she one of those humans who rabidly hates

mutants and murders them?



Remy tensed as well, but the term somehow seemed to touch something

he was struggling to remember, something from the Guild's past. Then

it came to him.



About 100 years ago there'd been a girl from the Ducenoux thief clan.

She hadn't been like the 5 other daughters of that generation. She

was eventually outcast from her clan; she was wandering New Orleans

at night, and would come home covered in dust. The family assumed she

had shamed herself and taken a lover. But after she was outcast

stories began to circulate around New Orleans about her fighting

vampires and other demons.



Remy had assumed when he'd first heard the story from Tante Mattie,

when he was still a child, it had just been one of her scary stories

she told him as he went to sleep. Then as he was preparing for his

tests to become a full-fledged member of the Thieves Guild of New

Orleans, he'd seen the tale in Guild records with the girl's full

name, parents and when she was born and died.



By that time he'd discovered a bit about what he was, this word

called mutant. He had wondered if the girl had been a mutant as well.

They'd called her Eugenie, the Vampire Slayer, and made reference to

some ancient power that mysteriously only called upon young girls,

but only one at a time, giving them an overwhelming urge to go out

and slay vampires and other dark beings until they were killed.

Then the next girl would be called, sometimes in the same

place. Other times, if the level of demonic infestation were low

enough when the Slayer was killed, the strange power would move onto

another place and call another girl. They're been no Slayer in

New Orleans since Eugenie had died in 1908. She was a slayer two years.

A demon pack infected her with their deadly poison before

she killed them all. She was dead less than a week later.



"So de legend is true?"



"You've heard of the Slayer?"



"Had one in New Orleans once, story got passed down t'rough de

generations."



Buffy nodded. "So you know what I am."



Just at that moment Dawn came up to her sister breaking the

tension. "Spikes all growly that they don't have any Whetabix, and

the only meat they've got is beef jerky. What's beef jerky, and why

do they call it that? Oh I got us both chocolate ice cream cones.

They are so cheesy, just three flavors of ice cream, no yogurt, or

sherbet, not even 31 flavors or whatever it is..."



Rogue and Gambit grinned at each other and said quietly in

unison, "Jubilee".



Rogue continued in a whisper, "Ah didn't realize all teenage girls

from southern California sounded like her." Rogue had definitely

pegged both the woman and the girl as southern Californian natives,

just like Jubilee.



Gambit smirked, "been here a few times, and yep they do sound like

her, at least teenagers do."



"Been here a couple of times, but didn't hang out with people much,

so ah hadn't heard enough to know."



"What's the story on this Slayer thing, Remy?"



"Long story, tell you later what I know. She's not a threat to us

though. No more than we are to her."



The teenage girl was still talking to Buffy in that endless stream of

words. Rogue put away the snacks she'd bought into her bike pack and

got on her bike. Gambit had already started his bike back up. Once he

looked over at her Rogue smirked and waved back and forth one

purchase she hadn't yet shown him- a roadmap of Southern California.

She'd taken a good look at it before she'd come back out.



This time she'd take the lead and he'd follow her. They were only a

couple of turns off the route Gambit had been trying to get them on.

Gambit threw up his hands and mouthed, "OK" as Rogue started up her

bike.



Spike walked out of the grocery with a pack of cigarettes, and a

small box of hot wings he'd finally found. He even managed to persuade,

without threats, much less going into vamp face, the manager to let

him heat up in their microwave. He supposed it'd have to do until

they reached some place that had a butcher shop where he could get,

he sighed, pigs blood. Better than rat at least. God that was the

most repulsive blood he'd ever survived on!



How Rat boy, Spike grinned at his current insulting nickname for

Angel, apparently got a taste for it he didn't know. Spike shuddered

at the thought of spending 80 plus years eating rats. Seven weeks in

the school basement had permanently repulsed him towards eating rat.

Morally he couldn't go after humans anymore. The thought of that made

him feel even sicker than he did thinking of rats.



He was still Spike, the vampire, but since the soul it had felt more

and more like a persona, one he put on for battle. He was conscious

of being William, and a lot of times now it felt more real than being

Spike. It helped, that while Buffy worried about his vulnerability

when he was more William than Spike, she also would open up herself,

by her own admission, more than she had to anyone else. Not even

Angel had seen as much of the "true Buffy Summers".

It still stunned him to have his dream come true; Buffy loved him,

with all her heart. He'd lost some of the shame and deep embarrassment

over being an overly sentimental man. Unlike Cecily, Buffy loved that

part of him, every bit as much as she loved the fierce warrior who would

leap into battle at her side.



Spike watched the strange couple on the motorcycles drive off to the

east, then he walked over to Buffy and Dawn and groused, "Only thing

worth eating were these Hot Wings, and had to bloody beg to microwave

them"



Dawn grinned at him "What, not going for the beef jerky?"



"Too much like eating rat."



"Eww!" Both Buffy and Dawn chorused



Spike grinned and put his arms around Buffy. She learned back against

him "Um nice..."



Dawn smirked and mock scolded them as she opened the van doors, "Get

a room you two."



"In good time, lil' bit, in good time."



It felt good to not just have Buffy love him, but Dawn like him

again. She treated him like family. It'd been a long time since he'd

felt that. No matter that they didn't currently have one, being

around these two Summers women, felt like home.