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6H: Yeah, do you? Anyway, I will try to make this chapter longer because I was told to! And many thanks to all who reveiwed. As a gift, I shall give you all a plushie of your favorite anime character! ^_^ Here is chapter 2!!

From Inu To Neko

--Chapter 2 That Damn Well!

Inuyasha, who was now stuck at the bottom of the well, was crying out for someone to get him out of the stupid well he was cursing out at the moment. Hopefully, Kagome would hear the meow's of a cat, and come looking in the well house, and find him. Then he could hopefully get back to normal.

*Damn witch! How could she do this to me? I just called her hag....and ugly...and a hag again. Now because of her, I have to kiss Kagome! Wait, she said I had to kiss the one I love most. So why did I think of Kagome? ....I'm still think about her!!!! Damn this stupid well! This damn damn damn damn damn damn well!!!!!* He began to hiss and attack the sides of the well, and to be honest it looked pretty stupid. Soon her tired of his thrashing and lay down in the bottom of the well. Then he heard walking outside. He began to scream.

*HEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!! BASTARD OUTSIDE!!!!!!HELP!!!!* But it came out as was "MEOW!!!" The walking came closer...closer. Inuyasha's eyes watered with happiness.

*Yes!! I am finally being freed of this damn, damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn, damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn, damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn, damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn,damn, damn well!!!!* The doors opened as a person looked over the side of the well.

Meanwhile in the fuedal era, Sango had brought the witch back to Kaede's hut. The group questioned her as to what she did to inuyasha, but she refused to tell them.

"You won't find him here. He's on the other side of the well." was all she said.

"He's in Kagome's time?" asked Miroku.

"Like I said, he's having an out of body experince."

"What did that idiot do to you?" The witch sighed.

"He called me ugly..." The rest of them fell over, even Kaede. (AN: Imagine that!)

"Is that all?" Sango asked.

"Watch it! Or I'll curse you too. You see, this isn't my true apperance." Sango,fearing for her life, backed away. "I am actually a young girl, not much older than you, miss exterminator. But, I was collecting herbs for my mother in the woods, when I met that horrible...bastard, Kikyou."

"What happened?" Shippou asked.

"We got into a fight about who was prettier. Than I told her that I was more beautiful than she would ver be because I was still alive, and then she said that I would grow up to be old and ugly, but she would always look the way she did now for eternity. And then I said not in a million years, but she said yes, that she would look like that for a million times infinity, and said not in infinity times 2, and she said in infinty times 3 she would still look the same and then I said-"

"Please,if ye could get to ye point. I am not as young as the rest of ye." The witch nodded.

"Yes. So anyway, she called her soul stealing demons and they took most of my soul. It caused me to become the shrivalled old lady you see before you. I look like I could be my grandmother's mother." She began to sob. "Why? Why have I recieved such a wretched fate!I only used my magic for good, I swear upon Buddha!!!!" Miroku tried to comfort her.

"There there, it'll be fine. What if we got your soul back?" he asked. She stopped crying.

"R-really? Y-you'd d-do that f-for m-me?"

"Of course. But, in return, I want you to bear my children!" Sango wacked him over the head with her boomerange.

"Pevert!" she yelled.

"Thank you, Miss exterminator."

Kagome walked up the stairs to the shirne. She had to run out to the store to restock her first aid kit. Unfourtunatly, it had started to rain, and a car had splashed her mud. Luckly, this had happened from the way home from the store, and her supplies had been spared. As she walked across the yard to he house, she could've sworn she heard a cat in the well house. She stopped to make sure, and indeed it was a kitten! It must've been a stray, because it sounded nothing like Buyo. She followed the dispreate cries into the well house.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty." she called. She didn't see it anywere, but it still called out to her. She looked around and finally got the idea to look in the well. She peered over the edge to see a small white kitten staring up at her, with a glad look in his eyes. "Hey there, kitty. Are you stuck?"

*What a genious.* Inuyasha thought as he called for her to come get him. She carefully climbed down the side of the well and picked him up in her arms.

"You're all dirty. Were did you come from?" she asked. Inuyasha just let out a pleased meow.

*Thank you for saving me, Kagome! Wait?! I'm thanking her? Somthing is diffenitly wrong with me today! Must be the work of that hag.* Kagome smiled down at him.

"All right, I'll take you in. Then I can clean you up..." And she brought him in the house, unaware of who this small creature really was.

To be continued!------

6H: Next Chap is really funny!

Anaretsu: How so?

6H: I can't tell you! It would spoil it for the readers! I've decided to try to update this story every day, if I can. But still reveiw, or I won't be able to write from lack of motivation!

Anaretsu: I'll motivate you with my sycthe!

6H: HELP!!