Chapter 2
Screech Screech Screech
A/N Thanx everyone for reviewing! And as an answer to your Q's, yes I did watch the Matrix on replay! Lol hahahaha. This chapter I promise will have a good twist on it 2.
It was then that I realized wherever they were going, I would go. So I followed Selphie and Irvine to the club. Loud music and annoying lights galore. I stood alone in the corner of the dance club. Watching the excitement…on my own…all by myself…nobody with me at all…ok so I guess you get the picture.
I was in the right mind to just get up and leave…when this really gorgeous girl came up to me and might I say she had way too much gel in her hair.
" Hello Squall"
"Hi Rinoa"
" Squall your not supposed to call me that, remember? Just go by my code name ok?
T-R-I-….how do you spell it?"
"T-R-I-N-I-T-Y"
"Oh thanks. Anyway…I know why you're here Squall…"
" Yeah so do I…big deal"
She crossed her arms and looked at me, pouting. I sighed and gave in.
" Ok," I said, " Fine I'll be serious…"
She leaned closer to me, whispering.
" I know how every night you wake up wondering why you're here Squall…I know your looking for him, because I was once looking for him too. But I found him…haha! I found him and you didn't! Haha!"
She laughed for a long period of time then stopped and continued with her boring speech.
" He told me I wasn't really looking for him…I was looking for an answer…it's the question Squall. It's the question that drives us…"
" What!?" I yelled, " What did you say? I couldn't hear you. This music is too loud! What!"
She mumbled something unprintable and walked off.
" Well fine then miss…um…walker-offer"
For some unexplainable reason I woke up in my bed with the alarm blaring in my ear. I looked across from at my little bunny alarm clock. " Wake up! Wake up! The sun is out and its time to play!" I could never get used to that alarm. So cute!
Anyway, I fell back to sleep and didn't actually get up until lunchtime. In which I made myself a burrito and ceaser salad with extra ceaser sauce and croutons…not that you needed to know…
Oh yeah, then I went work.
I work for a nature company. We specialize in looking after all the cute little animals like bunnies that get left on the side of the road starving, or hurt from a bushfire or neglect, or from people roofs…or form our front doorstep, which is the most common too.
I went up to the 23rd floor and grabbed a cup of coffee for my boss. Stepping back on the elevator I rode it up to the 435th floor…only kidding, the 25th floor. My boss was sitting at his desk with his hands in head.
" Hi sir, I brought you your coffee"
He looked up at me with that ' you-are-in-really-big-trouble-because-you-didn't-bring-me-my-coffee-in-time-expression. I gave him a 'I'm-really-sorry-sir-I-didn't-get-up-in-time-this-morning' expression back.
He grumbled and took a sip of his coffee. Which he took the liberty in spitting back out…all over my shirt and pants. Stains, damnit!
" Its cold…" He whispered.
" Sorry sir…I um…"
" No excuses!", He yelled, " Mr. Leonheart…you think you are different from every one else. That you are special"
Some window wipers were at the window.
Screech…screech…screech…" That somehow the rules do not apply to you" He continued. Screech…screech…screech…
Oh please someone shut those wipers up!
" Well Mr. Leonheart if you continue to make coffee like this"
Screech…screech…screechI couldn't take it any more. The window wipers had taken me down to my last straw…
" AAAAAHHHH!" I screamed. With a burst of fury I ran full speed into the large glass window ( that the window wipers were busily cleaning) and slammed into it, baring my teeth crazily. The window wobbled slightly and threatened to break.
You see, from the immense shock of having a man throw himself at a window, which you happen to be happily cleaning, can cause you to almost have a heart attack. The window wiper in my view got a shock very like this and screamed at the top of his lungs, falling backwards. This movement caused the structure he was standing on the wobble slightly and let the other men run around in a frantic hurry to get off. Yet this movement also cause the structure to wobble even more, and eventually, cause it to topple over like a ladder with one leg chopped off at the base. As the windowipers flew backwards from the window and into the street below, we heard a series of…*CLANG*…*SMASH*…*HONK*…*BANG* and a lot of cursing from the citizens below.
"As I was saying" He continued, " If you decide to make my coffee as disgusting as this, which mind you, has the potential to enter an instant coffee contest, then consider yourself jobless"
I grumbled and made my way back to my tiny box-like office on the 15th floor. I began to sort out the papers on the African man eating fly from Asia when the mailman came to my 'office'.
" Excuse me I have a package for you, could you sign here?"
I happily signed and grabbed my package. Tearing off the wrapping I revealed a pink, fluffy cow design mobile phone. I gently placed it down on my desk…but then…it rang!
It was a really catchy tune. You know. The theme from the Simpson's.
" H-Hello?"
" Hello Squall…do you know who this is?"
" No…I only just got this, say, how did you get the number?"
" Ugh, just don't worry about that, My name is Morphius…"
I started hysterically laughing.
" Morphius? Who the heck would have a name like THAT?! Hahaha!"
" Just pay attention!…I've been looking for you Squall. Your pretty sneaky you know that?…anyway…I don't know if you want to hear what I'm going to let you listen to but unfortunately we have run out of time…ready"
I heard something shuffle in the background…and then…the most awful sound I could ever have put to my ears. I would be mentally tormented for the rest of my life.
" Oops I did it again, I played with your heat, got lost in the game!"
" No!" I screamed.
" Its ok, I've turned it off…now look at the elevator"
I looked up slowly and saw three men dressed in black suits. They spoke to the cute lady at reception then turned and saw me. I waved at them and smiled.
" Don't do that!" Morphius yelled.
" Oops sorry"
I bent back down, out of their view.
" Listen carefully Squall, when I say so, run to the cuticle on your left…go now!"
I ran over to my left. Just in time…the 'guys in suits' walked into my 'office' and looked around suspiciously when they saw I wasn't there. Quite stupid actually because they didn't bother having a quick look in the cuticle I was in.
" Go to the office at the end of hall…now"
I followed his instructions, running past the guy that was photocopying his face in the photocopier and into the office. I locked the door before listening to the mobile again.
" Ok Squall, now jump out that window and hopefully a car will cushion your fall"
" What?!"
" Well I can't think of anything else, don't always rely on me!"
"Morphius!"
" Oh well too bad!"
He hung up. Damn him! I definitely wasn't going to jump out of the window…in case you didn't already know…
A/N : Ok the britney spears song bit, was an idea from a friend of mine! Don't ask! Well I hope this was a bit better and please keep up the great reviews it would really help if I knew what everyone thought of this. Thanks again! Oh and the Simpson's doesn't belong to me.