Damn the Red Pill chapter 3

Blue pill, Red pill…yummy!

The small confinement wasn't much to be enjoyable about. I sat alone and worried at the desk. There was nothing on the table and only one door to my right, which opened. Three men, all dressed in black, came walking over. Two stood either side of me, while the third, sat down in front of me. He was carrying a folder, which he took the liberty in slowly opening as slowly as he could.

" As you can see Mr. Leonheart…we've kept a close eye on you…watching your every move…muahahah!" When he laughed evilly he kinda look extremely strange rather than intimidating and out his pinki finger up to his mouth, moving back and forth as he laughed. He immediately stopped and turned serious again.

" Hey man, you got that from Austin Powers…dude you cant do that its copyright" I told him.

He shrugged and continued.

" You have been living 395 lives Mr. Leonheart…in one life you are a cold, heartless SeeD, trained to obey and kill and never socialize. You are seen as a lone wolf. In another life you are a happy bubbly person that only answer to anything with the word 'booyaka' in it. In another life you are a happy go lucky teenager dating a different girl every week and loosing millions at a lottery. In another life you…"

" Ok! I get the point!" I groaned, " Who are you guys anyway?"

" We…are…the…M.I.B"

" No your not…I've seen that movie…"

"Oh…well no I'm just kidding. Who we are does not concern you. I would like to make you a deal. You can help us or be chopped into three pieces and thrown over the bridge near Dawson Street"

" First option I think…" I whispered.

" Good. You will assist us in bringing down a known terrorist. He calls himself Morphius. He contacted you before"

That name…it gave me the giggles again. Morphius, who in their right minds would name themselves Morphius!

"Hahahaha…yeah…hahah..i remember…"

" Well if you don't help us…we will have to use…other methods…"

I snorted. " You don't really sound that intimidating you know"

He sighed and did a little hand signal to the other two either side of me. They stood closer to me and grabbed me by the shoulders slamming me down onto the desk, facing up.

" Help! Let go!"

But I watched in horror as the evil smile crept across his face, the 'main dude' laughed in his evil way. My mouth began…to meld together. Like paste that's been spread too thickly on cardboard and is being pried apart. The gooey pasty skin covered my mouth, gluing it together…silencing me.

They got out a small metal container, its contents small tube-like objects. He held one up for me to see.

" You going to help us Mr. Leonheart" He said, " Whether you like it or not…"

It came alive. Like a squid on a high, it wriggled itself over my belly, its tiny tube tentacle finding my belly button. It crawled inside me, squirming and wriggling.

And I woke up…

That was the second time that had happened to me…waking up in bed with no knowledge of going to bed.

I quickly checked my belly…safe…my mouth…still there. Phew.

The phone rang.

I answered it, hesitantly. " Hello?"

" 7 days.." It croaked, " You have 7 days…"

I Sighed. " I've seen that movie…you cant do that"

" Aw damn…its me Morphius"

" Yeah I figured…" I said.

" Listen, they got to you but I know what they did. Meet at the Dawson's Bridge tonight"

He hung up. Damnit. I was going out tonight…Morphius…pizza…Morphius…pizza…Morphius…pizza…oh well I suppose Morphius did sound sort of serious. So I dressed and ran to the Dawson's Bridge. Even though it was pissing down with rain.

When I was fully soaked through a black car made its way over. It stopped next to me. The door opened and I saw Rinoa.

" Get in"

" You could at least say please…"

"…please"

I got in and looked at the 'happy' bunch of people around me. Quistis…some guy who obviously didn't like me and…Rinoa was there too of course…

" Rinoa, are you involved in this Morphius thing as well?"

" I told you…" She whispered, " My name is Trinity"

" Oh yeah…"

" yes I am. Morphius will explain everything in time, but for now…take off your shirt"

I grinned. " Rinoa…not now" I motioned to Quistis and 'that guy'. " Not here, they're watching…"

She sighed. " No Squall not 'that'. We need to see if you're bugged"

" Oh…"

I gracefully took of shirt and swung it around my head in a fluid motion.  Licking my lips and rubbing my belly. Oh very seductive I bet.

Unfortunately the only reaction I got was a great big dirty machine plopped down on me.

" Stay still…or else"

I pocked my tongue out and watched.

Rinoa was watching a little screen. Obviously she thought she could see into my stomach. She looked a little aggravated and tried desperately to stop me moving and yelling " That tickles! That tickles!"

"Arrgghhh"

"What?"

" That feels weird.." I complained.

"Duh.."

Something was ripped out of stomach and thrown into a glass jar. Rinoa threw it out the window and took the machine off me.

" That thing was real!"

"Yeah…I don't know what its for though…Morphius wouldn't tell me…"

She seemed a little hurt about this and I gave her quick cuddle. Whispering " Its ok…Its ok, I'll kick him for you"

The car stopped at on old rundown hotel. Rinoa led me inside.

" Just one piece of information…" She said

"What?"

" Be honest. He knows…all" She kinda put on this freaky voice and backed away into a corner. Scary…

When I walked in, a man in black leather was standing at the window. Morphius.

He turned around. " Welcome"

I sighed and put my hands on my hips. " Zell…what are doing here…please don't tell me your Morphius?"

" Shhhh, Morphius is my code name you know? Just call me that"

"Ugh…"

" Ok…sit down. Now I bet you want to know what the Matrix is…?"

" No…"

He seemed a little bit angry by this and sat…quietly…waiting for me to apologize. Which I didn't. I didn't want to. It was just Zell for crying out loud!

" Well ill tell you anyway" He said, " The Matrix is all around you…when you look out the window. When you go to work…when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to hide you from the truth"

" Dude," I said, " That sounds like a load of bollix to me"

He frowned and got a metal container out of his jacket.

" The truth is Squall…we are all donkey's. What you think you believe…is a lie. You…are…a…donkey"

" A donkey? Right…now I really believe you" Ok 'that' was sarcasm.

" I'm not lying Squall, You are a donkey"

" Can we talk about this 'donkey' concept later please?"

He nodded and opened the little metal container. He put the contents into his hands and leant forward. He opened his first hand to reveal a blue pill.

" You take the blue pill and wake up and pretend nothing has happened, you can wake and believe whatever you want to believe…"

He opened his other hand to reveal a red pill.

" If you take the red pill I'll show you just how deep the donkey hole goes"

I was about to take the blue pill.

" The red pill tastes the best…" He said.

I shrugged and took the red pill. I drank it down with a glass of water and laid back.

" Well, lets see this donkey hole then aye?"

A/N: Too tired. Can't say much. Austin Powers…M.I.B and The Ring don't belong to me. Yawn. Please please review.