I just got betrayed! Genre: humour/ parody

Pairings: none just slap stick humour. Sucks huh?

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing. If I did I will not be writing fanfics.

A note to a reviewer:

Bright-Anarchy – This is a parody. I have done a Parody Usagi to show how annoying it is to have Usagi in such OOC form. It's meant to be mean-spirited. Just as how some "authors" can be mean spirited to some rather good Sailor Moon characters.

Anyway, back to the "fic" –

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Usagi opened her beautiful blue eyes just to see a rather pale white ceiling. She was confused. She was supposed to be in beautiful room with lots of beautiful people who wanted to be her new best friend.

"Are you done staring yet lady?"

Usagi turned around. She saw five males around her age that wore rather unusual clothing. The one who had just addressed her looked as he just jumped out of a dustbin. Usagi looked around. This place was so plain! It was meant to be beautiful and be filled with wild beautiful flowers and some white roses, which complimented her new hair colour. But it wasn't. There was only one flower in the room. It was in a rather unusual vase that had the name "Duo" written at its front. One of the males (which seemed to the most sensitive) looked at the mean dustbin man.

"Wufei, don't be so rude."

"Yeah Wu-man you're the one that ran over her!"

"Me! You where the one that…"

"STOP!"

Usagi looked who had just spoken. He was a handsome young lad with pretty blue eyes. She practically melted. Her gaze then went back to the blonde boy. He was holding Luna, but then she looked as if she was napping. Usagi beamed. She looked at all of them. Her new scouts! She had finally met her new true scouts! Not the mean ones at Juuban who betrayed her but really nice ones who were going to be so much nicer to her. They knew she was Cosmos! They may look a bit off (and one had a rather weird looking fringe) but she knew they were rather HOT and she went well with hot!

G-Boys felt sort of awkward. Who was she? Quatre hoped she wasn't a vagrant. There had been at least twelve of them sleeping on his front porch that month alone (He thought it was thirteen at first but then remembered it was Duo who was smelling of strong lager after a long night out) Duo was curious. Did he have a twin sister? Or was it just a one liner that Wufei had just managed to pull? Heero was unsure of the girl. Was she the enemy? Had she been sent by OZ to lure them? Her clothes where most unusual and her eyes sparkled. Not a good sign. Trowa wondered why everyone was so bothered. She was probably a princess from another dimension who thought they were her true scouts, and possibly one of them her true love. No biggie. He did worry about her hair though. It was too long. It was so much longer and perhaps thicker than Duo's. He was afraid of long hair. That's why he could never seat so close to Duo. His hair could try to strangle him. And that's why he slept with one eye open to. Duo could sleep walk and wouldn't know it. Wufei didn't care. He wanted the blonde out of there. He hated weak onnas. He could have been run over and still would have been able to talk and walk. And what does that blonde do? Faint. Stupid weakling!

Usagi sat up. She was still in her school clothes and was rather weak. But she still felt hopeful. Her true scouts! Ohh there was so much to tell about herself! But right at that moment the most inconvenient thing decided to happen.

Her tummy rumbled. Immediately the G-boys jumped. Never had they heard out a grouse. They recovered quickly still. Except for Wufei, he had never heard a stomach make such a noise.

"Hungry?" asked Quatre asked politely. Usagi nodded. She was going to get on with the blonde. She could tell. She was sure about the dustbin man though. He was holding a Katana out at her.

"Demon!" he yelled "beast!"

Another noise let out in the room. Wufei turned round to Duo. The American boy shrugged.

"Hey I'm hungry to. After that car accident you got us into Wuffles, I must have gotten hungry…"

"You are always hungry! Kisama! Why are you always so foolish!"

"Up yours Wu-man!"

"Don't make taunt me Maxwell."

"Please stop." Pleaded Quatre "We still have to sort her out."

Quatre turned to Usagi with a sympathetic smile.

"Hello Miss, if you don't mind me of asking but who are you? Is there anyone who can pick you up from here?"

Usagi stood up putting her left hand on her hip. She smiled broadly and brought out her silver crystal.

"BEHOLD! I am PRINCESS SERENITY! MY DEAR FELLOW SCOUTS I HAVE FINALLY FOUND H-"

"Whoa! Look at that the size of that rock!"

Before Usagi could say or do anything Duo had snatched the imperial silver crystal from her perfect finger tips. Her eyes began to water.

"That's MINE!" Sobbed Usagi

"Huh? Oh I'll give it back."

"Like hell you will Maxwell, give it back."

"Up yours Wuffles."

"GIMME!!" Usagi intercepted in the fight between Duo & Wufei. Before long, three of them where rolling across the floor kicking pushing and snatching things from each other. Quatre had enough.

"STOP IT!"

Everyone froze. Luna had woken up and jumped out of Quatre's hands quickly. Heero & Trowa left room knowing they had nothing to do with this.

"EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET ALONG AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE HAPPY!" said Quatre "AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO FIGHT ANYMORE. DUO, GIVE HER BACK THE –"

"WHAT?! Are nuts Quatre…"

"GIVE HER BACK THE CRYSTAL."

"It really isn't a crystal." Explained Luna "It's the imperial silver crystal."

Everyone froze except Duo. He was thinking deeply;

"Imperial what? Man you are one crazy…AHHH! You're a cat! Oh my Lord!"

"DEMON CAT! I knew it! Quatre let go of my katana!"

"NO! It's only a kitty…"

"Are you…"


"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HURT THE KITTY!"

Wufei backed away. Quatre picked up Luna gently. He turned to Usagi.

"Now what did you say your name was?"

"Princes-I mean Usagi." Whimpered the confused Odango teenager. Quatre nodded fondly. Duo seemed slightly confused.

"Is that Japanese for rabbles?" Asked Duo. Wufei the dustbin man snorted but said nothing.

"Enough." Declared Quatre. He looked back at Usagi.

"I'd ask the maid to bring you something, here's your cat."

Quatre gave Usagi Luna and then he turned to Wufei & Duo before the three G-Boys went out of the room.

Usagi was left in the plain white room sobbing with joy on Luna.

"OH LUNA!" She cried "I think I've met my new scouts."

Luna said nothing. She was trying to breathe.

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