Yami merely smiled as his card flipped. "People may see clowns at the
circus, but they come for the magicians. Reveal Old Vindictive Magician!"
As the old tattered mage appeared, the dream clown slowly faded away, the
spotlight on him gone. "Now, it is my turn to take you down Feste! To the
center ring, I summon the Skilled Dark Magician!" As the mage appeared,
Yami resisted the urge to give an Arkana laugh, though he was feeling a bit
like him now. "Attack my magician!" (Feste-5300)
Feste began to cry...and tehn looked at Yami, a grin plastered on his make up face. "Smart you are, but better I be.."
"What is up with the Yoda speak?" Yugi asked his friend.
"I think he is nuts." Yami replied.
"NUTS?!" Feste screamed. Yami looked at him, and the clown gained control of himself. "You talk to yourself, so there. MY deck isn't clowns, but also strong men. I summon Giant Orc, the strongest of all!"
Yami watched as another mysterious spotlight appeared, and Giant Orc marched to the field, a massive bone club in his hand.
"I keep him around, to pound in our posts, now pound this mages skull, stopp every boost!" The Orc slammed into Yami's mage, who shattered into pieces. It then walked back and sat down. "Sadly, my friends, he is a union man, ad so every turn, must take a break." (Yami-4500)
"Your Orc is no danger to me, so I will pass." Yami replied.
"Not smart, you see, for soon it shall happen, my strong man will return. Now, I shall draw, and pass to you."
Yami nodded, and watched as the Orc sighed, and lifted itself off the ground. "I guess you need another trick Feste, and see what a true show is. First, I will set this card, and then play the Dark Magic Curatin. By giving up half of my lifepoints, I can summon one Dark Magicain to the field!" Feste watched in amazment as the Dark Magicain appeared from behind the curtain. "Now, attack!" The Dark magician charged his staff, letting loose a dark blast, wiping away the Giant Orc. (Feste-5000, Yami- 2250)
"Careful you should be, when I lay this clown, for his crass nature shall take you down!" Feste set a monster face down. "Next, a shall use, this ancient Clowns tome, the Book of Taiyou, to bring forth Crass Clown, and send you Magician back to you!"
But as the book appeared, a seal suddenly covered it. "I activate Magic Jammer! By palcing one card in ym graveyard, I can take out your Book, and leave your Crass Clown in defense!" Feste could only watch as the book faded. "I will now summon Magicain of Faith!"
"What good shall she do?" Feste asked.
"Well, not much, till I perform a new spell. You see, I have many tricks, and here is another one: Dimensional Magic! The will Transformmy Magicain of Faith into..the Dark Magician Girl!"
Feste could only watch in fear as the new spellcaster entered play. "This.this can't be!"
"It can be. Now, attack my mages!" (Feste-2500)
"I must slow you down, so I shall set this monster." Yami began to laugh. "What is so funny?"
"I have won. Every time you had a trick, you talked in riddles and jokes. But now, when you are beat, your spirit has broken. They say clowns are sad, and now I know it. Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl, Dark Magic Attack!" As the two mages fell, Feste began to wipe his face, trying to clear away the smoke, and as suc, his makeup rubbed off. Yami sighed, picked up the two pieces he needed, and walked away in disgust.
Feste began to cry...and tehn looked at Yami, a grin plastered on his make up face. "Smart you are, but better I be.."
"What is up with the Yoda speak?" Yugi asked his friend.
"I think he is nuts." Yami replied.
"NUTS?!" Feste screamed. Yami looked at him, and the clown gained control of himself. "You talk to yourself, so there. MY deck isn't clowns, but also strong men. I summon Giant Orc, the strongest of all!"
Yami watched as another mysterious spotlight appeared, and Giant Orc marched to the field, a massive bone club in his hand.
"I keep him around, to pound in our posts, now pound this mages skull, stopp every boost!" The Orc slammed into Yami's mage, who shattered into pieces. It then walked back and sat down. "Sadly, my friends, he is a union man, ad so every turn, must take a break." (Yami-4500)
"Your Orc is no danger to me, so I will pass." Yami replied.
"Not smart, you see, for soon it shall happen, my strong man will return. Now, I shall draw, and pass to you."
Yami nodded, and watched as the Orc sighed, and lifted itself off the ground. "I guess you need another trick Feste, and see what a true show is. First, I will set this card, and then play the Dark Magic Curatin. By giving up half of my lifepoints, I can summon one Dark Magicain to the field!" Feste watched in amazment as the Dark Magicain appeared from behind the curtain. "Now, attack!" The Dark magician charged his staff, letting loose a dark blast, wiping away the Giant Orc. (Feste-5000, Yami- 2250)
"Careful you should be, when I lay this clown, for his crass nature shall take you down!" Feste set a monster face down. "Next, a shall use, this ancient Clowns tome, the Book of Taiyou, to bring forth Crass Clown, and send you Magician back to you!"
But as the book appeared, a seal suddenly covered it. "I activate Magic Jammer! By palcing one card in ym graveyard, I can take out your Book, and leave your Crass Clown in defense!" Feste could only watch as the book faded. "I will now summon Magicain of Faith!"
"What good shall she do?" Feste asked.
"Well, not much, till I perform a new spell. You see, I have many tricks, and here is another one: Dimensional Magic! The will Transformmy Magicain of Faith into..the Dark Magician Girl!"
Feste could only watch in fear as the new spellcaster entered play. "This.this can't be!"
"It can be. Now, attack my mages!" (Feste-2500)
"I must slow you down, so I shall set this monster." Yami began to laugh. "What is so funny?"
"I have won. Every time you had a trick, you talked in riddles and jokes. But now, when you are beat, your spirit has broken. They say clowns are sad, and now I know it. Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl, Dark Magic Attack!" As the two mages fell, Feste began to wipe his face, trying to clear away the smoke, and as suc, his makeup rubbed off. Yami sighed, picked up the two pieces he needed, and walked away in disgust.