Another Blitz Ball Tournament!
Note: I have not played any other blitz ball games since the main tournament so I only know about the Auroks, Goers, and the Psychics.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFX but I will someday, wait no that would not make sense because by the time I do, it's too old to be owned. Dammit!
Teams and their Islands:
Besaid – Auroks
Luca – Goers
Al Bhed – psychics
Guado – Geeks
Djose – Jerks
Bevelle – Bastards
Yay!
Story:
Wakka: All right another Blitz Ball Tournament!
Lulu: I though you quit for good.
Wakka: That's only because I was a guardian. Besides, we are the previous champions, you expect us to not go and defend our cup?
Lulu: Yea.
Tidus: All right, with our already gained victory and me on this team we will win again!
Wakka: You know it! (Hug each other then slowly step away from each other)
Tidus: Dude don't be gay.
Yuna: Can I join your team.
Tidus: No!
Yuna: Please?
Tidus: No! Go do some girl stuff and play w/ Barbies or something.
Yuna: (Throws a Barbie at his head and angrily walks off) You're so mean!
Tidus: Ow that hurt!
(At tournament sign up thing)
Goers: We are gonna beat you, you were just lucky we were a man short.
Wakka: But our team member quantity was equal.
Gravv: Really? Wow then we suck.
Wakka: Yea I guess you do.
Gravv: Oh well, at least my hair is not gay like yours and we are gonna beat you this time.
Wakka: Why are people so hair-sis?
Tidus: Well your hair is gay.
Wakka: (Beep) you!
(Game log tree thing)
Goers – Jerks
Auroks – Bastards
Psychics – Geeks
(Tournament Starts)
Gravv: All right, I think they are a bad team.
Some other Goer member: Well we did beat everyone every year accept last year.
Gravv: Then I guess they are bad.
(Game)
Announcer Guy 1: All right it looks like our Luca Goers are up first and they should have no problem winning, because they win all the time.
Announcer 2: That's right accept last year because the Goers were 1 man short and lost to the horrible, cant look at, ashamed, dishonorable, lose every game Auroks!
Tidus: (Takes the big Horn speaker thing) The teams were equal!
Announcer2: Hehe look at the Aurok making excuses.
Tidus: I am about to cut him up so bad, that uh, he will be cut up yea! (Is held back by the teammates of Besaid)
::::::Game:::::
Announcer 1: Oh man look at the great pass to Gravv man there good.
Wakka: Does he realize that ball was thrown less then a foot to the other player?
Auron: I think the Luca fans are losing it because of last year.
Wakka: I think so too, I saw one talking about how bad they beat us but we kicked em in the balls or something, ya?
Announcer 2: Oh man those Djose Jerks are really being jerks, look at what they did, Gravv got hit in the Balls.
Wakka: Does that guy know Gravv got hit in the balls and is not in any pain? That kinda scares me.
Tidus: Yea me too I hope they lose.
(Half Time)
Some guy on the goers: Why didn't you feel any pain?
Gravv: Huh, oh I was uh... wearing a cup.(In mind: Man that was close)
SGOTG: Oh.
(Game)
Announcer1: Oh man and the score is G – 2 J – 22
Announcer2: Oh man the Goers are just playing just great our then huh. Announcer1: Ok I can't take it anymore the goers suck, oh man (Breaks down crying)
Announcer2: There, there. (Hugs guy)
A1: Dude don't be gay!
End of Chap 1 ~R&R~
Note: I have not played any other blitz ball games since the main tournament so I only know about the Auroks, Goers, and the Psychics.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFX but I will someday, wait no that would not make sense because by the time I do, it's too old to be owned. Dammit!
Teams and their Islands:
Besaid – Auroks
Luca – Goers
Al Bhed – psychics
Guado – Geeks
Djose – Jerks
Bevelle – Bastards
Yay!
Story:
Wakka: All right another Blitz Ball Tournament!
Lulu: I though you quit for good.
Wakka: That's only because I was a guardian. Besides, we are the previous champions, you expect us to not go and defend our cup?
Lulu: Yea.
Tidus: All right, with our already gained victory and me on this team we will win again!
Wakka: You know it! (Hug each other then slowly step away from each other)
Tidus: Dude don't be gay.
Yuna: Can I join your team.
Tidus: No!
Yuna: Please?
Tidus: No! Go do some girl stuff and play w/ Barbies or something.
Yuna: (Throws a Barbie at his head and angrily walks off) You're so mean!
Tidus: Ow that hurt!
(At tournament sign up thing)
Goers: We are gonna beat you, you were just lucky we were a man short.
Wakka: But our team member quantity was equal.
Gravv: Really? Wow then we suck.
Wakka: Yea I guess you do.
Gravv: Oh well, at least my hair is not gay like yours and we are gonna beat you this time.
Wakka: Why are people so hair-sis?
Tidus: Well your hair is gay.
Wakka: (Beep) you!
(Game log tree thing)
Goers – Jerks
Auroks – Bastards
Psychics – Geeks
(Tournament Starts)
Gravv: All right, I think they are a bad team.
Some other Goer member: Well we did beat everyone every year accept last year.
Gravv: Then I guess they are bad.
(Game)
Announcer Guy 1: All right it looks like our Luca Goers are up first and they should have no problem winning, because they win all the time.
Announcer 2: That's right accept last year because the Goers were 1 man short and lost to the horrible, cant look at, ashamed, dishonorable, lose every game Auroks!
Tidus: (Takes the big Horn speaker thing) The teams were equal!
Announcer2: Hehe look at the Aurok making excuses.
Tidus: I am about to cut him up so bad, that uh, he will be cut up yea! (Is held back by the teammates of Besaid)
::::::Game:::::
Announcer 1: Oh man look at the great pass to Gravv man there good.
Wakka: Does he realize that ball was thrown less then a foot to the other player?
Auron: I think the Luca fans are losing it because of last year.
Wakka: I think so too, I saw one talking about how bad they beat us but we kicked em in the balls or something, ya?
Announcer 2: Oh man those Djose Jerks are really being jerks, look at what they did, Gravv got hit in the Balls.
Wakka: Does that guy know Gravv got hit in the balls and is not in any pain? That kinda scares me.
Tidus: Yea me too I hope they lose.
(Half Time)
Some guy on the goers: Why didn't you feel any pain?
Gravv: Huh, oh I was uh... wearing a cup.(In mind: Man that was close)
SGOTG: Oh.
(Game)
Announcer1: Oh man and the score is G – 2 J – 22
Announcer2: Oh man the Goers are just playing just great our then huh. Announcer1: Ok I can't take it anymore the goers suck, oh man (Breaks down crying)
Announcer2: There, there. (Hugs guy)
A1: Dude don't be gay!
End of Chap 1 ~R&R~