A/N: Hi. I'm Crystal. I wrote this story. But Twilight Spells gave me lots of ideas. Yup. ^^ Anyway, I don't own ANYTHING in this story. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Sailor Moon, or even the idea of the cast as Sailor Scouts. I got that idea from the story Kmart from hell. It's really funny, go read it after you read this one! Well. I DO own me (Crystal.) And I kind of own Twilight. She's my lackie. ^^

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Crystal: Hey Twilight. Guess what?

Twilight Spells: What?!?!

Crystal: I'm bored.

Twilight: Oh.

Crystal: Wanna go torture the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho?

Twilight: YEAH!!

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Crystal: (Steals the scripts to Yu Yu Hakusho and Sailor Moon.) Now we shall rewrite it. Our own way.

Twilight: (Steals pen.)

Crystal: Fine. O-O You can write first.

Twilight: Yay. (Begins to write.)

Crystal: (Stands over Twilight's shoulder and shouts every idea that comes to mind.)

Twilight: SHUT UP!

Crystal: 'Kay. o-o

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Hiei: (Sitting on his bed.) Hn.

Crystal/Twilight: (Appear.)

Hiei: WHAT THE HE-?!?!

Crystal: (Smacks Hiei.) We hafta keep this rated PG, baka!

Hiei: Baka ningen!

Crystal: Yeah, well, I'm writing this story, so watch it!

Twilight: (Clears throat and looks evil.)

Crystal: o-o I mean...TWILIGHT'S writing it...

Twilight: That's right. MUHAHAHA!

Crystal/Hiei: O_O

Twilight: (Cough.)

Hiei: Hn. Bakas.

Twilight: (Glomps Hiei.)

Hiei: WHAT THE HE-?!?!

Crystal: (Smacks Hiei.) Anyway. What we were here for. (Drops a big pink brooch with a moon on Hiei's lap.) Put it on.

Hiei: It's ugly.

Twilight: PUT IT ON!!!!

Hiei: -.-;; Fine. (Puts it on.)

Crystal: And for the next part. (Miroku appears.) She's your guardian cat.

Hiei: NOT THE WHINY BIRD!!

Twilight: (Glare.)

Hiei: But...it's not a cat.

Crystal: Oh well. Get over it.

Hiei: Hn.

Crystal/Clair: (Disappear.)

Miroku: Guess what? (Giggles.) You're a Sailor Scout.

Hiei: (Grabs katana.)

Miroku: O-O Meep! (Hides.)