Theme song:
Fighting demons by the moonlight! Winning fangirls by daylight! Never
running from a gory fight! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!
He will always turn his back on his friends! He is sorta there to defend! He is the one on whom we can't depend! He is the one named Sailor...
...Sailor Yusuke! ...Sailor Koenma! ...Sailor Kuwabara! ...Sailor Suzaku!
With secret powers not-so new to him! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!
Fighting demons by the moonlight! Winning fangirls by daylight! Never running from a gory fight! He is the one named Sailor Hiei! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!
He is the one...Sailor Hiei!
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Hiei: (Walking home from school.) Hn. Baka teacher. WHAT NERVE DOES HE HAVE GIVING ME A B?!?! (Crumples up test and throws it behind him.)
Kurama: (Is hit on the head with it.) Erm. Ow?
Hiei: Watch where you are going. Baka!
Kurama: I don't believe this incident was my fault...
Hiei: Hn. Baka.
Kurama: You've already established that I'm a baka.
Hiei: O_O
Kurama: O_O
Hiei: I hate you.
Kurama: Black-haired guy.
Hiei: So what? Baka. You're just jealous. (Runs away through the trees like he always does. Suddenly comes back.) Out of curiosity, are you male or female?
Kurama: Erg. O-O
Hiei: I see. (Runs away again.)
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Hiei: (Walks into his room. Sees Miroku.) NOT THAT GOD DA--
Crystal: (Coughs.)
Hiei: --RN BIRD AGAIN! (Double take.) Since when were you in my room?
Crystal: Since I wrote this story.
Hiei: Hn.
Twilight: Merf.
Hiei: Quit stalking me.
Twilight/Crystal: EW!!!!
Hiei: It's true.
Crystal: (Shrugs.) Maybe, but I'm still writing the story.
Miroku: (Giggles.) You have to save the world now! (Giggles.) Do you have you're brooch with you, Hiei?
Hiei: Hn.
Twilight: (Pins it to Hiei's forehead.) Yeah, he does.
Miroku: (Giggles.) Now you have to say, "Hiei Prism Power!" (Giggles.) Oh, this is such fun! ^^
Hiei: NO!
Twilight: YES!
Hiei: FINE!
Twilight: GOOD!
Hiei: Can I kill the bird?
Twilight: I'll take care of that later.
Hiei: Fine. (Annoyed sigh. Unenthusiastically.) Hiei prism power...(Transforms. Is wearing Sailor Moon's fuku, his headband now has a cresent moon on it, and his katana turned into a magic scepter. A PINK magic scepter. With lotsa rhinestones. xD)
Twilight/Crystal: (Rolling on the floor laughing.)
Sailor Hiei: Now I'll use my newfound powers to kill you two. And the bird.
Miroku: O-O Meep! (Hides.)
Crystal: HEY! You can't do that! I wrote the story!
Sailor Hiei: Aw, sh--
Crystal: (Warning growl.)
Sailor Hiei: --oot! O-O
He will always turn his back on his friends! He is sorta there to defend! He is the one on whom we can't depend! He is the one named Sailor...
...Sailor Yusuke! ...Sailor Koenma! ...Sailor Kuwabara! ...Sailor Suzaku!
With secret powers not-so new to him! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!
Fighting demons by the moonlight! Winning fangirls by daylight! Never running from a gory fight! He is the one named Sailor Hiei! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!
He is the one...Sailor Hiei!
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Hiei: (Walking home from school.) Hn. Baka teacher. WHAT NERVE DOES HE HAVE GIVING ME A B?!?! (Crumples up test and throws it behind him.)
Kurama: (Is hit on the head with it.) Erm. Ow?
Hiei: Watch where you are going. Baka!
Kurama: I don't believe this incident was my fault...
Hiei: Hn. Baka.
Kurama: You've already established that I'm a baka.
Hiei: O_O
Kurama: O_O
Hiei: I hate you.
Kurama: Black-haired guy.
Hiei: So what? Baka. You're just jealous. (Runs away through the trees like he always does. Suddenly comes back.) Out of curiosity, are you male or female?
Kurama: Erg. O-O
Hiei: I see. (Runs away again.)
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Hiei: (Walks into his room. Sees Miroku.) NOT THAT GOD DA--
Crystal: (Coughs.)
Hiei: --RN BIRD AGAIN! (Double take.) Since when were you in my room?
Crystal: Since I wrote this story.
Hiei: Hn.
Twilight: Merf.
Hiei: Quit stalking me.
Twilight/Crystal: EW!!!!
Hiei: It's true.
Crystal: (Shrugs.) Maybe, but I'm still writing the story.
Miroku: (Giggles.) You have to save the world now! (Giggles.) Do you have you're brooch with you, Hiei?
Hiei: Hn.
Twilight: (Pins it to Hiei's forehead.) Yeah, he does.
Miroku: (Giggles.) Now you have to say, "Hiei Prism Power!" (Giggles.) Oh, this is such fun! ^^
Hiei: NO!
Twilight: YES!
Hiei: FINE!
Twilight: GOOD!
Hiei: Can I kill the bird?
Twilight: I'll take care of that later.
Hiei: Fine. (Annoyed sigh. Unenthusiastically.) Hiei prism power...(Transforms. Is wearing Sailor Moon's fuku, his headband now has a cresent moon on it, and his katana turned into a magic scepter. A PINK magic scepter. With lotsa rhinestones. xD)
Twilight/Crystal: (Rolling on the floor laughing.)
Sailor Hiei: Now I'll use my newfound powers to kill you two. And the bird.
Miroku: O-O Meep! (Hides.)
Crystal: HEY! You can't do that! I wrote the story!
Sailor Hiei: Aw, sh--
Crystal: (Warning growl.)
Sailor Hiei: --oot! O-O