Theme song: Fighting demons by the moonlight! Winning fangirls by daylight! Never running from a gory fight! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!

He will always turn his back on his friends! He is sorta there to defend! He is the one on whom we can't depend! He is the one named Sailor...

...Sailor Yusuke! ...Sailor Koenma! ...Sailor Kuwabara! ...Sailor Suzaku!

With secret powers not-so new to him! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!

Fighting demons by the moonlight! Winning fangirls by daylight! Never running from a gory fight! He is the one named Sailor Hiei! He is the one named Sailor Hiei!

He is the one...Sailor Hiei!

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Sailor Hiei: This is stupid.

Crystal: It's not MY fault the villains are lazy.

Sailor Hiei: (Sits on the remote.)

TV: Someone is attacking innocent people for their life energy. We need a superhero to save them. Too bad there's no such thing! Oh well. Guess we'll all just die then!

Miroku: (Giggles.) Oh, Hiei, go! Go! (Giggles.)

Crystal: Yeah!

Twilight: (With a knife.) YEAH!!

Sailor Hiei: Hn. Fine. (Teleports.)

Rando: Bwahaha! How does it feel to have your energy sucked right from your body?

Victim: Pain...ful...

Rando: GOOD! BWAHAHA!

Crystal: Oh god. It's the pain-killer.

Sailor Hiei: Hn. Do I really have to fight a weakling like him?

Twilight/Crystal: YEAH!!

Sailor Hiei: Fine. (Is about to kill Rando.)

Kurama Mask: (Throws a rose at the ground.) Stop!

Crystal: What charisma...-.-

Sailor Hiei: Wow. He looks just like Kurama wearing a mask. Now who the he--

Crystal: -.- Grr...

Sailor Hiei: --ck could he be?

Twilight/Crystal: -.-;;

Kurama Mask: It is a terrible thing to steal people's energy! You should have more respect...(Talks for two hours straight.) And I am here to stop you, and help protect Sailor Hiei!

Rando: (Returned everyone's energy and left and hour ago to get away from Kurama Mask. FAR, FAR away.)

Sailor Hiei: I didn't need you to protect me. Baka.

Kurama Mask: Well, I did scare him away, didn't I?

Sailor Hiei: Hn. I'm not sure if "scared him away" is the best way to put it.

Kurama Mask: Very well then...Sailor Hiei. (Disappears.)

Sailor Hiei: (Demorphs.) Finally. Out of that ridiculous costume. BUT DA--

Crystal: AHEM!

Hiei: --RN IT I STILL GOT THIS UGLY BROOCH!!

Twilight: MUHAHAHA!

Crystal: I see dead people. Actually, they're only KOed. But close enough! ^^

Hiei/Twilight: -.-;;