Twilight/Crystal: (Listening to the radio. Suddenly, the station turns into
this gushy loveline thing.)
Crystal: What the he--?
Hiei: Hn. You should really learn to play by your own rules.
Crystal: I was going to say "heck," BAKA!
Twilight: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!
Crystal: Waitaminute. Doesn't that guy on the radio sound familiar?
Mysterious Radio Guy: Remember to call in, and we suck every last particle of your ener—I mean, set you up with a really hot date! ^^ Bwahaha!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: Nah.
Random Caller: Um, sir? My fiancé just collapsed cause he called y-- WAITAMINUTE! WHY WAS HE CALLING A DATING LINE? (Distinct slapping noise is heard.)
Mysterious Radio Guy: Uh...I think you're crazy, women! ^^ Next caller!
Miroku: You should go and find out what's going on. (Giggles.) After all, you ARE Sailor--
Hiei: (Grabs katana.)
Miroku: O-O Meep! (Hides.)
Crystal: Miroku, give him the pen-like thing.
Miroku: (Still hiding.)
Twilight: NOW!!
Miroku: (Drops a pink pen-like thing on Hiei's lap and hides again.)
Crystal: Use it to transform into people. So they don't know who you are. Try it.
Hiei: (Sarcastically.) What are the "magic words" this time?
Crystal: I forgot.
Hiei: -.-;; You're kidding.
Crystal: Nope. So, let's improvise! ^^ Spin around 3 times and say, "Oogly boogly."
Hiei: Never.
Twilight: YES!!
Hiei: I said: "Never."
Twilight: Fine. I guess I'll just have to show everyone THIS photo. (Hands Hiei a photo.)
Hiei: WHAT?!? NO!! Fine. Oo--
Crystal: First, we must know what you should transform into.
Sherry: HYDE!
Crystal: Oh god.
Sherry: HYDE. IS. HOT!
Twilight: WHO IS HYDE???
Sherry: Only the hottest singer ever.
Crystal: Actually, that's not a bad idea. Turn into Hyde before he died his hair blonde. Cause he looks really ugly with blonde hair.
Sherry: (Glare.) But, yeah. Turn into Hyde! EVERYONE LOVES HYDE!
Twilight: WHO IS HYDE???
Hiei: Oogly...boogly. (Thinking: "Grr. This sucks.")
Sherry: YAY!
Crystal: (Shoves Sherry into a box.)
Sherry: (Muffled.) MMPH!
"Hyde": (Becomes a couple feet taller, has pretty eyes, and his hair is a LOT flatter.) Hn. (Teleports to radio station.)
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"Hyde": (Is surrounded by more fangirls than usual.)
Rando: If you want a date with the really hot singer, Hyde, CALL NOW!
Everyone listening to the radio: Er...who?
"Hyde": Hiei prism power. (Transforms.)
Rando: MEEP! (Is scared to fight so sends out a lackie-minion instead.)
Sailor Hiei: (Is about to kill it.)
Kurama Mask: (Throws a rose.)
Sailor Hiei: Not you again.
Kurama Mask: Alright, Sailor Hiei. I will allow you have the honor of attacking this time.
Sailor Hiei: (Sarcastically.) Gee, thanks. (Waves magic scepter at lackie- minion. Kills it.)
Kurama Mask: Nice work, Sailor Hiei.
Sailor Hiei: Hn.
Kurama Mask: (Disappears.)
Sailor Hiei: (Demorphs.)
Sherry: NOOO!!!!!!!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: What???
Sherry: HYDE IS GONE!!!!!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: -.-;;
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A/N: Just to make things clear, Sherry is a girl at my school who is obsessed with a Japanese singer named Hyde. Twilight made me add that. o.O
Crystal: What the he--?
Hiei: Hn. You should really learn to play by your own rules.
Crystal: I was going to say "heck," BAKA!
Twilight: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!
Crystal: Waitaminute. Doesn't that guy on the radio sound familiar?
Mysterious Radio Guy: Remember to call in, and we suck every last particle of your ener—I mean, set you up with a really hot date! ^^ Bwahaha!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: Nah.
Random Caller: Um, sir? My fiancé just collapsed cause he called y-- WAITAMINUTE! WHY WAS HE CALLING A DATING LINE? (Distinct slapping noise is heard.)
Mysterious Radio Guy: Uh...I think you're crazy, women! ^^ Next caller!
Miroku: You should go and find out what's going on. (Giggles.) After all, you ARE Sailor--
Hiei: (Grabs katana.)
Miroku: O-O Meep! (Hides.)
Crystal: Miroku, give him the pen-like thing.
Miroku: (Still hiding.)
Twilight: NOW!!
Miroku: (Drops a pink pen-like thing on Hiei's lap and hides again.)
Crystal: Use it to transform into people. So they don't know who you are. Try it.
Hiei: (Sarcastically.) What are the "magic words" this time?
Crystal: I forgot.
Hiei: -.-;; You're kidding.
Crystal: Nope. So, let's improvise! ^^ Spin around 3 times and say, "Oogly boogly."
Hiei: Never.
Twilight: YES!!
Hiei: I said: "Never."
Twilight: Fine. I guess I'll just have to show everyone THIS photo. (Hands Hiei a photo.)
Hiei: WHAT?!? NO!! Fine. Oo--
Crystal: First, we must know what you should transform into.
Sherry: HYDE!
Crystal: Oh god.
Sherry: HYDE. IS. HOT!
Twilight: WHO IS HYDE???
Sherry: Only the hottest singer ever.
Crystal: Actually, that's not a bad idea. Turn into Hyde before he died his hair blonde. Cause he looks really ugly with blonde hair.
Sherry: (Glare.) But, yeah. Turn into Hyde! EVERYONE LOVES HYDE!
Twilight: WHO IS HYDE???
Hiei: Oogly...boogly. (Thinking: "Grr. This sucks.")
Sherry: YAY!
Crystal: (Shoves Sherry into a box.)
Sherry: (Muffled.) MMPH!
"Hyde": (Becomes a couple feet taller, has pretty eyes, and his hair is a LOT flatter.) Hn. (Teleports to radio station.)
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"Hyde": (Is surrounded by more fangirls than usual.)
Rando: If you want a date with the really hot singer, Hyde, CALL NOW!
Everyone listening to the radio: Er...who?
"Hyde": Hiei prism power. (Transforms.)
Rando: MEEP! (Is scared to fight so sends out a lackie-minion instead.)
Sailor Hiei: (Is about to kill it.)
Kurama Mask: (Throws a rose.)
Sailor Hiei: Not you again.
Kurama Mask: Alright, Sailor Hiei. I will allow you have the honor of attacking this time.
Sailor Hiei: (Sarcastically.) Gee, thanks. (Waves magic scepter at lackie- minion. Kills it.)
Kurama Mask: Nice work, Sailor Hiei.
Sailor Hiei: Hn.
Kurama Mask: (Disappears.)
Sailor Hiei: (Demorphs.)
Sherry: NOOO!!!!!!!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: What???
Sherry: HYDE IS GONE!!!!!
Twilight/Crystal/Hiei: -.-;;
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A/N: Just to make things clear, Sherry is a girl at my school who is obsessed with a Japanese singer named Hyde. Twilight made me add that. o.O